Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Pooners are doing a bit of art history:

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•Posted by u/arminarmoutt pre t for 6 years thanks nhs

Does anyone know the origin of the over emphasised top surgery scars drawings?​

I am really interested in art made by and for trans people and I’m currently trying to write a little analysis linking how modern trans art links with other political art movements (the arts and crafts movement in particular) and an excellent example is this trend of drawing top surgery scars in that over exaggerated way.
However, finding the history of niche topics like this is absolutely hell on the internet, so it’s been quite difficult to find anything. If anyone knows any info on who happened to either start the trend or people who helped popularise it, I would be extremely grateful.
Thanks in advance

Kiwi Farms is the best resource dood could hope for. Not only are we creating new art (and the last couple pages have been fantastic), but we have a growing collection of pooners and institutional memory from SA. Unfortunately, she'll probably never find this thread. A Google search for "zipper tit scar art" doesn't show anything from KF.

 

[pink cigarettes]

The "guy movies/guy thoughts" reddit bit just sounds like a girl who wants more friends so she can talk about her feelings and craves social approval lol

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

they hold you down and stab you with the syringe (it's a t megadose that quickly turns you into one of them).

I like this idea. Because they want to be big manly scary dudes that rape. And they think T gives them a dick. So the T Needle being their dick makes perfect sense in a Silent Hill monster design.
But just make them really short, so when they're trying to mount you, they're actually just stabbing you in the thigh with their phallic needle.

 

[Piss Bear]

I have to ask, as you are a girl, what is the most disturbing part to you about pooners? I am not female, but I find pooners more body-horror inducing than troons just because of the amount of visible scarring and muscle damage that cheap mastectomies and rotdog tissue harvesting causes.

Hmmm I've never really thought about it. The first thing that comes to mind is how quickly their bodies and voices are permanently altered by taking T. With TiMs they can be on HRT for fucking years and you won't notice a physical difference. But with TiFs? After only a month or so they already have different voices and are starting to grow hair on their face, and not too much later look completely different. And it's permanent, you can't change your voice back to normal and now you have to shave, in places you never imagined. Oh and also vagina atrophy, yay.

Another thing I guess would be how happy and careless they are about "yeeting the teet" like it's something simple like getting your wisdom teeth taken out. They clearly live to physically harm themselves and suffer.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The "guy movies/guy thoughts" reddit bit just sounds like a girl who wants more friends so she can talk about her feelings and craves social approval lol

I'm surprised that she hasn't seen Fight Club, but mostly because I forget that time moves forward in a linear fashion. Are a certain breed of young men still being annoying about The Boondock Saints or are those the guys who are into the Joker now?

Definitely she should watch a bunch of war movies; that's the sanest thing I've heard a pooner say in a while! From what she says she wants, movies about duty and moral dilemma, I wonder if she'd like The Caine Mutiny. Or Paths of Glory; that's early Kubrick, too. If she can only watch movies in color, there's always something easy like The Hunt for Red October. Poor Sam Neillovich just wanted to see Montana.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

So pooners:
-Sound like Kermit the frog
-Are short
-Overthink things
-Get easily emotional
-Very verbal and overly analytical.
-Obsessed with the deeper meanings of fictional stories.
-Refer to men as "man" or "bucko" or "dude".

....what I'm getting at is...has anyone really seen Jordan Peterson naked?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

So pooners:
-Sound like Kermit the frog
-Are short
-Overthink things
-Get easily emotional
-Very verbal and overly analytical.
-Obsessed with the deeper meanings of fictional stories.
-Refer to men as "man" or "bucko" or "dude".

....what I'm getting at is...has anyone really seen Jordan Peterson naked?

He even dresses like a Tumblr OC.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

So pooners:
-Sound like Kermit the frog
-Are short
-Overthink things
-Get easily emotional
-Very verbal and overly analytical.
-Obsessed with the deeper meanings of fictional stories.
-Refer to men as "man" or "bucko" or "dude".

....what I'm getting at is...has anyone really seen Jordan Peterson naked?

- is obsessed with pinocchio...

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

- is obsessed with pinocchio...

- calls men by "bro"

I'm surprised that she hasn't seen Fight Club, but mostly because I forget that time moves forward in a linear fashion. Are a certain breed of young men still being annoying about The Boondock Saints or are those the guys who are into the Joker now?

They are probably into Joker nowadays haven't heard anything about Boondock Saints in awhile, since Fight Club is about some dude with serious multiple personality disorder I assume she wouldn't be interested in it. Just about every character in the movie is just another one of Edward Nortans other personalities, Brad Pitt, the girl, all the fight club members, maybe even the people at the support groups and other people he works with

 

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Spoiler: "Hello fellow men,what manly things are we up for today?"

 

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But with TiFs? After only a month or so they already have different voices and are starting to grow hair on their face, and not too much later look completely different. And it's permanent, you can't change your voice back to normal and now you have to shave, in places you never imagined. Oh and also vagina atrophy, yay.

There's going to be a whole epidemic of TiFs detransitioning and looking like a hot mess, especially when they hit their 40s.

You can already see it with some of them if they gain weight while they're on T. The combination of narrow shoulders and male-pattern fat distribution just makes them look like walking eggs.

 

[and I must scream]

On the subject of rotdogs there's lots of islamic content on this reddit post (archive)

She doesn't have euphoria, it's the artificial testosterone giving a fake runners high. And if HRT saves lives then why do so many 41%?

Top comment is this:

Having eyes sometimes sucks.

I want to see pictures. For some reason I can't find pictures of this "bottom growth". "Top surgery" and different kinds of "bottom surgeries" you can find plenty, but when I try finding images of this illusive "bottom growth" all I find is the same illustrations. I want to actually see what it looks like in real life. Interesting that they don't show this off, although a lot of them seem to be proud of this thing.

 

[Poonocchio]

I want to see pictures. For some reason I can't find pictures of this "bottom growth". "Top surgery" and different kinds of "bottom surgeries" you can find plenty, but when I try finding images of this illusive "bottom growth" all I find is the same illustrations. I want to actually see what it looks like in real life. Interesting that they don't show this off, although a lot of them seem to be proud of this thing.

"Bottom growth" is just a gigantic clit and there's plenty of those in the SRS thread.

 

[and I must scream]

"Bottom growth" is just a gigantic clit and there's plenty of those in the SRS thread.

I hadn't realized that. I started searching there and the first thing I see is this:

SUCK IT BIGOT

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DUDE. I had no idea it looks so much like a penis.

This is the illustration I always saw. For some reason I was sure the tube is just the hood and the clit is inside it, not that this is a penis-look-alike.

Frankly it's much worse than I thought. Is it even salvageable if you stop T, or are you stuck with this for the rest of your life? It just looks like an intersex condition.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Well, at least a large clit is easier for guys to find, amirite boyz eh?

 

[Aunt Carol]

They are probably into Joker nowadays haven't heard anything about Boondock Saints in awhile, since Fight Club is about some dude with serious multiple personality disorder I assume she wouldn't be interested in it.

Um, SPOILERS, bro? Spoilers for that one pooner at least, who self-referred to Fight Club based on one of the young male dissatisfaction monologues and presumably doesn't know the twist to this 25-year-old movie. Man, she's going to flip when she watches American Psycho.

Just about every character in the movie is just another one of Edward Nortans other personalities, Brad Pitt, the girl, all the fight club members, maybe even the people at the support groups and other people he works with

I don't believe this is accurate in either the book or the film, although I'm sure there's a 3-hour YouTube video where someone explains this theory at length. Brad Pitt was the narrator's Hyde/Id, but in the flashbacks as Edward Narrator started to realize the scope and tried to stop it, we see the Narrator alone in the same scenes they were both in, with the rest of the characters still present. Maybe you could argue for a dream-within-a-dream deal, but it definitely wasn't the case in the novel.

 

[Sangria Nigger]

I want to see pictures. For some reason I can't find pictures of this "bottom growth". "Top surgery" and different kinds of "bottom surgeries" you can find plenty, but when I try finding images of this illusive "bottom growth" all I find is the same illustrations. I want to actually see what it looks like in real life. Interesting that they don't show this off, although a lot of them seem to be proud of this thing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/bigclit/

May God have mercy on your eyes fren.

 

[DSHK]

I hadn't realized that. I started searching there and the first thing I see is this:

DUDE. I had no idea it looks so much like a penis.

This is the illustration I always saw. For some reason I was sure the tube is just the hood and the clit is inside it, not that this is a penis-look-alike.

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Frankly it's much worse than I thought. Is it even salvageable if you stop T, or are you stuck with this for the rest of your life? It just looks like an intersex condition.

Its irreversible. Sometimes it happens naturally or as a result of steroid abuse either intentionally or by accident

 

[Surfin Terf]

He even dresses like a Tumblr OC.
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From Maps and Meaning

I returned to university and began to study psychology. I visited a maximum security prison on the outskirts of Edmonton, under the supervision of an eccentric adjunct professor at the University of Alberta. His primary job was the psychological care of convicts. The prison was full of murderers, rapists, and armed robbers. I ended up in the gym, near the weight room, on may first reconnaissance. I was wearing a long wool cape, circa 1890, which I had bought in Portugal, and a pair of tall leather boots. The psychologist who was accompanying me disappeared, unexpectedly, and left me alone. Soon I was surrounded by shoddy men, some of whom were extremely large and tough-looking. One in particular stands out in my memory. He was exceptionally muscular, and tattooed over his bare chest. He had a vicious scar running down the middle of his body, from the collarbone to his midsection. Maybe he had survived open-heart surgery. Or maybe it was an ax wound. The injury would have killed a lesser man, anyway - someone like me.

Some of the prisoners, who weren't dressed particularly well, offered to trade their clothes for mine. This did not strike me as a great bargain, but I wasn't sure how to refuse. Fate rescued me, in the form of a short, skinny, bearded man. He came up to me - said that the psychologist had sent him - and asked me to accompany him. He was only one person, and many others (much larger) currently surrounded me and my cape.

Peterson is openly and unabashedly a weirdo, and the fact that his most deranged critics don't make fun of him for shit like this makes it abundantly clear that they have never actually read anything he wrote.

 

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https://www.reddit.com/r/bigclit/

May God have mercy on your eyes fren.

Its irreversible. Sometimes it happens naturally or as a result of steroid abuse either intentionally or by accident

Correct;if you visit the sub-Reddit quoted you'll notice that most of the women posting there are body-builders and were/are taking Testosterone (or some other anabolic steroids) for their anabolic effects with some androgenization (like clittoral enlargement) being an unavoidable side-effect.

I'm still trying to figure out why someone would find a clit that's been enlarged with synthetic male hormones to at best (or worst,depending on how you see it) be the size of a pinky when fully enlarged to be desirable when any normal male penis would be atleast twice as long and three times as girthy,it's akin to women finding A-cups from feminizing HRT induced gynecomastia in males attractive.