Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

so basically his kiwifarms thread is now more popular than his own fanclub?
tragic

By number of users, yes. He averages somewhere near 20 active users per day and maybe 70 passive and active users combined during a show. Knock of 5-10 for kiwis and alogs that just watch for free and do not participate.

if he does a show and the chat is 24 hours, he will get 500-1100 messages. If he cancels, but makes a new chat, call it 300 - 700. Over a weekend, he might hit 1200 if they manage to entertain themselves.

 

[polar bear]

so basically his kiwifarms thread is now more popular than his own fanclub?
tragic

it is, and it explains why Nick caters to us, not to them
locals people: 'please do shows, cover trials, talk about news'
Nick: fuck u

KF people: 'please by all means continue providing milk'
Nick: FINE. IMMA LICK A MAN

 

[AltisticRight]

Does Balldo have an alibi?
I read a drunken ship pilot crashed a bridge.

 

[ShinyStar]

But he's a liar and a faggot, and on the off chance he's got actual sinus problems, why doesn't he just take an anti-histamine or nasal spray? "19 million medications" my ass, quit being a hypochondriac.

Didn't Nick's doctor tell him he was perfectly healthy, and express how impressed he was with Nick's amazing health? How can Nick possibly be on 19 medications when he is the epitome of masculine well-being?

 

[Spaded Dave]

believe a huge part of this not just for Nick, but for many others like him, is porn.

This is the most true thing in the world. I'm very free speech, but if I could I would go back in time and outlaw porn the moment the internet was born if I had the power. At the very least require a loicense for it so you have to be 18 before you have access.

Easy access to increasingly degenerate porn at increasingly younger ages is very likely the root cause of most of the shit we see in the world today. Either directly or indirectly.

When I was younger, but still a teen, I remember seeing a colored pencil drawing of a DBZ character naked and thinking that was porn. These days 7 year olds are looking at 3D rabbit dick-girls cock voring humans sent to them by tranny pedophiles and they aren't even phased by it because they consider it mild.

That shit is fucking up an entire society. And sure we can blame parents, and parents are ultimately responsible. But they are also fucking retards so while we can blame them we can't fucking count on them so fuck it ban it all.

/rant

 

[TheButcherknight]

Ron toye never done gay shit like this. Outside abusing his wives.

That we know of

Didn't Nick's doctor tell him he was perfectly healthy, and express how impressed he was with Nick's amazing health? How can Nick possibly be on 19 medications when he is the epitome of masculine well-being?

Getting his doctor advice from jack murphy. That's jacks new grift

 

[Sharpeteer]

Easy access to increasingly degenerate porn at increasingly younger ages is very likely the root cause of most of the shit we see in the world today. Either directly or indirectly.

I want to expand on this a bit because it's very true. I have this theory. Feel free to dumb sticker me if you disagree - I think a lot of people that claim to be homosexual, and don't know what to do about it, are not actually gay - their brains are just so corrupted because they let porn consumption completely take over. First they got addicted to regular porn, then that's no longer enough. Then get into fetishes, then that's not enough. Then into more degenerate fetishes, no longer enough. Eventually, they start getting into troons, then full on dudes, because that's the natural next step. Finally when that's no longer enough, what's next? Gets dark.

Seeing people defend porn and cooming is a fast track to getting me to want to keep a distance, and not want to touch any of your TV remotes or computers. There is no justifiable good excuse for it. It fucks with your ability to have real relationships with people, ruins your sexual expectations (for both men and women), and turns you into a socially awkward weirdo.

Nick is all these things. Wonder why. Could it be because he told everyone he was addicted to porn at a young age?

 

[East_Clintwood]

Does Balldo have an alibi?
I read a drunken ship pilot crashed a bridge.

The best alibi of all. Piloting a ship is hard work which means we all know that lazy workshy fuck would be nowhere near it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm so tired of hearing about Donald Trump, both negative and positive coverage. and so whenever he's doing a Trump coverage thing, I just won't click on it.

Me too. Trump and guns are boring. I want to hear funny, non degenerate stuff.

So does Nick want to be seen as a "Hot Dad" or is he chasing the Illusion of being a twink?

Bug chaser dad.

When I was younger, but still a teen, I remember seeing a colored pencil drawing of a DBZ character naked and thinking that was porn.

When i was a kid we used to find porn magazines in the woods.

I want to expand on this a bit because it's very true. I have this theory. Feel free to dumb sticker me if you disagree - I think a lot of people that claim to be homosexual, and don't know what to do about it, are not actually gay - their brains are just so corrupted because they let porn consumption completely take over. First they got addicted to regular porn, then that's no longer enough.

I'm a man of simple taste. I like to see rock hard cocks going in and out the pussy. With the cum going in the pussy and not shot all over the place. That's just weird. Why would you take the dick out of the pussy and jerk it off on various objests? The cum is supposed to go in the pussy. It's a simple thing.

Also seeing some woman suck on a dick for half an hour is very boring. Cocks in holes, cocks in holes...

Seeing people defend porn and cooming is a fast track to getting me to want to keep a distance, and not want to touch any of your TV remotes or computers. There is no justifiable good excuse for it. It fucks with your ability to have real relationships with people, ruins your sexual expectations (for both men and women), and turns you into a socially awkward weirdo.

Well that's your opinion man.

 

[Bing Chilling]

this nigga gay

 

[Spaded Dave]

I have this theory.

I 100% believe in porn induced homosexuality. Mainly because I've seen porn induced everything else. One of my best friends in high school trooned out and it occurred after a porn addiction. To tie it back into the topic of this thread, I wouldn't be surprised if Rekieta got heavy into porn immediately preceding his downfall.

 

[Neetorino]

He's been cutting out people like Camelot and not talking to them as often

I just had a thought, why have we been assuming Nick was the one who cut Coomy out? The guy's still friendly with Eric July's side of the CG/Daxiverse conflict isn't he? Maybe Nick really did end up on the fabled blacklist and Camelot chose the side that's more likely to keep him going (not Nick's side).

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I 100% believe in porn induced homosexuality. Mainly because I've seen porn induced everything else. One of my best friends in high school trooned out and it occurred after a porn addiction. To tie it back into the topic of this thread, I wouldn't be surprised if Rekieta got heavy into porn immediately preceding his downfall.

Half the troons are troons because of porn addiction and being complete coomers. They even talk about how miserable they are once they get their axe wound and their sex drive drops like a rock, leaving them to realize how badly they fucked themselves.

To stay on-topic I can see Nicky trooning out. He's already gone through twink death and he's clearly a homosexual

 

[Harm]

I just had a thought, why have we been assuming Nick was the one who cut Coomy out?

I definitely simplified it there; the first minute of this clip is what I'm drawing from.

Spoiler: 3/3/24 - CAMELOT331 & XiaLand on the Current State of Rekieta Law

Camelot would claim he did hit up Nick, mainly to do streams together, but Nick would turn him down week after week. I suspect the excuses Nick used were appeals to some unspecified family tragedies which Camelot took seriously. His invitations onto his silly livestream felt more burdensome, so he naturally stopped making the offer.

 

[Strix454]

I just had a thought, why have we been assuming Nick was the one who cut Coomy out? The guy's still friendly with Eric July's side of the CG/Daxiverse conflict isn't he? Maybe Nick really did end up on the fabled blacklist and Camelot chose the side that's more likely to keep him going (not Nick's side).

Camelot is now aligned with Ethan Van Sciver who is firmly anti Eric July. Ethan organized a joint crowdfunding campaign with Camelot involving comics & toy cars which also gave Camelot money for his ARCA car racing.

Camelot is soon to drive a minor league race at Talladega with a car wrapped in Cyberfrog art by Ethan.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Camelot is soon to drive a minor league race at Talladega with a car wrapped in Cyberfrog art by Ethan.

Didn't he already do that and get absolutely fucking mogged, or is he going back for secondsies?

 

[Neetorino]

Camelot would did hit up Nick, mainly to do streams together, but Nick would turn him down week after week. I suspect the excuses Nick used were appeals to some unspecified family tragedies which Camelot took seriously. His invitations onto his silly livestream felt more burdensome, so he naturally stopped making the offer.[/SPOILER]

Camelot is now aligned with Ethan Van Sciver who is firmly anti Eric July. Ethan organized a joint crowdfunding campaign with Camelot involving comics & toy cars which also gave Camelot money for his ARCA car racing.

Ack you're both right, Camelot ranks so lowly on my radar that I just completely forgot about both of these events shortly after they concluded. This tangled (and fragile) web of friendships among e-celebs is a lot harder to keep up with sometimes than one would think.

 

[Strix454]

Didn't he already do that and get absolutely fucking mogged, or is he going back for secondsies?

He has entered three ARCA races so far:

- Daytona
Failed to Qualify
- Phoenix
Failed to Qualify
- Pensacola
Automatic qualification.
Finished 10th out of 16 cars. 8 laps off the lead lap.

He will qualify for Talladega automatically based on the points of the team whose car he is driving.

 

[feral cat #6385]

One of my best friends in high school trooned out and it occurred after a porn addiction. To tie it back into the topic of this thread, I wouldn't be surprised if Rekieta got heavy into porn immediately preceding his downfall.

To stay on-topic I can see Nicky trooning out. He's already gone through twink death and he's clearly a homosexual

It would be fantastic if Nick troons out. A great end to the story.

 

[Anticipointment]

Does Balldo have an alibi?
I read a drunken ship pilot crashed a bridge.

Saw this on pol
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