Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Coo Coo Bird]

This shit is absurd. Who the hell says "fucking gay bash you"?

The kind of cisheteropatriarchal homophobe that also thinks a five foot tall woman is a true and honest man. Seriously, have any of these friends mentioned in the book corroborated her stories?

And then she mentions that she has a thing with sweatpants and that made her "hard", why does she makes me think that she probably has a rotdog now? A piece of rotten meat that doesn't even get hard to begin with?

I mean, she's probably just calling her clit a dick like the other pooners.

 

[Julie Newmar]

I mean, she's probably just calling her clit a dick like the other pooners.

Even if that’s the case, it’s a weird and autistic thing to say “she liked fucking my clit AND my pussy.”

 

[pink cigarettes]

Even if that’s the case, it’s a weird and autistic thing to say “she liked fucking my clit AND my pussy.”

I know these pooners refer to their clit as a dick (vomit) but honestly? In this case, since it's Ellen and she's fully neurotic/bonkers, I imagine her being like "I want to say we f-d....but I want to say I f-d her because manly....hmm I'll just say she f-d my dick! Yeah!...oh but wait, then people might think I have a rotdog. Huh....well, double or nothing. She f-d my dick AND pussy. Take that, cishets! Extra doubleplus queer!"

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Name the band, Kiwibros.

Scissoring in Tongues

Be sure to check out their album "More Songs from Bulldykes and Frodo"

 

[Foltest]

She loved having le sex with Madisyn (Ritland) and then waking up in her queer freedom and still writing about her history, probaby this history? Who knows. And then she mentions that she has a thing with sweatpants and that made her "hard", why does she makes me think that she probably has a rotdog now? A piece of rotten meat that doesn't even get hard to begin with?

It sound like she desricbe it as some futanari shit.
Is this was Page think it will end up like? Having both a dick and a vagina?

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Guys, I've found exclusive video evidence of the man saying he was going to gay bash our poor little pooner:

 

[TVB]

How long til Ellen -ACKs herself, or even jump off?

 

[sperginity]

But the big bad man come into the store and started talking about getting a gun, it wasn't until a strong and stunning woman came to her rescue.

I wonder why ellen didn't share the race of the perpetrator

 

[AssignedEva]

Don't know if we spotted her at the BFI Flare film festival in London, but I think one of the press photographers is a TERF as there's some incredibly unflattering photos on Getty Images

Zoom in on the first one - they've high definition snapped her skin, making her look especially rough.

 

[TexasRanger]

Don't know if we spotted her at the BFI Flare film festival in London, but I think one of the press photographers is a TERF as there's some incredibly unflattering photos on Getty Images
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Just checked something..she is just 37 years old, but looks closer to 50 plus. Kudos to the brave photographer. This is exploitable.

 

[Constellationzero]

Don't know if we spotted her at the BFI Flare film festival in London, but I think one of the press photographers is a TERF as there's some incredibly unflattering photos on Getty Images
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Spoiler: Same Energy.

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

Don't know if we spotted her at the BFI Flare film festival in London, but I think one of the press photographers is a TERF as there's some incredibly unflattering photos on Getty Images
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If you took several hundred photos of the most attractive person who's ever been alive, you're still gonna get a bunch of unflattering pictures, especially if they're talking or are going through different lighting setups. Humans have a ton of little microexpressions that look goofy when frozen.

That being said, Ellen still looks real bad and that haircut is hilarious.

 

[scathefire]

This has to be one of the most viscerally unpleasant books I've ever read from (via excerpts I guess). Somehow it puts me off more than this one memoir I read by a woman who lost all of her children in a car crash, I don't know how Ellen manages to top that.

 

[Vampirella]

If you took several hundred photos of the most attractive person who's ever been alive, you're still gonna get a bunch of unflattering pictures, especially if they're talking or are going through different lighting setups. Humans have a ton of little microexpressions that look goofy when frozen.

That being said, Ellen still looks real bad and that haircut is hilarious.

Sad thing is these could be the best pictures they took of her.

 

[Narwhal]

Imagine taking it personally when a drug-addicted, schizoid homeless person shouts faggot at you.

I also honestly cannot understand how she can convince herself for one second that she is a man, she has such delicate and feminine features that it's impossible to hide them. She also comes across as a neurotic mess in that clip, I'm sure a nervous breakdown is around the corner.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Don't know if we spotted her at the BFI Flare film festival in London, but I think one of the press photographers is a TERF as there's some incredibly unflattering photos on Getty Images
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[Nicholas II of Russia]

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Come on man, have some freakin' standards.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Somehow it puts me off more than this one memoir I read by a woman who lost all of her children in a car crash, I don't know how Ellen manages to top that.

Reading through the summaries is straight up alarming. Ellen was already a neurotic mess and sexually inappropriate with others before she was allegedly molested in Hollywood. Even as a kid. There is something deeply wrong with her and it's not just sexual trauma - and I do believe that something bad happened to her in Hollywood, even if her descriptions are not 100% honest/accurate. But she was messed up before that. She's like an alien trying to human and I can only imagine most people around her in childhood also noticed. Maybe that's why her parents were ok with giving her so much freedom.

 

[Metatron]

If it actually happened, I bet the dude who called her faggot was black.

 

[Justtocheck]

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It's him bigot. And I cannot wait for HIM to go to the toilet so we can have a nice urinal talk together, like men do.