Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mourning_Cloak]

Has there been any Patrick soundboard trolling?

I wish Longmont Potion Castle would make a comeback just so they could call Patrick and friends.

 

[Judge Holden]

HMMMMM.....real fuckin mystery why there is this sudden uptick of interest in fat cawntent around the net

 

[DiggieSmalls]

HMMMMM.....real fuckin mystery why there is this sudden uptick of interest in fat cawntent around the net
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its a mystery people dont want their feeds filled with inane childings and arguing with obvious trolls.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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This one is infuriating because he's actually right for all the wrong reasons. I'm sure he's never read On Fairy-Stories by Tolkien because the FFWBT hasn't ever read anything that wasn't 140 characters long or less, but this is basically the main point. That "truth" and "real" are separate in stories, but that true is more important.

Fats would fucking die at the conclusions taken, however, and couldn't stand the explicit Catholicism of it all if he was able to read and understand it.

HMMMMM.....real fuckin mystery why there is this sudden uptick of interest in fat cawntent around the net
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Post reach and engagement, this faggot actually looks at those numbers. Love the "16" down there. 0=0 and all that shit

 

[Something Awful]

HMMMMM.....real fuckin mystery why there is this sudden uptick of interest in fat cawntent around the net
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Only 5% of my Twitter audience bothered to follow me to Threads or Bluesky. This must mean that my actual number of interested followers is in the low hundreds, or that the richest man in the world is personally conspiring against me.

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*Thinks fatly*

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Oh, you damn Elon Musk...

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

HMMMMM.....real fuckin mystery why there is this sudden uptick of interest in fat cawntent around the net
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isn't this because fat @s hundreds of randos and celebrities when childing stalkers?

 

[Kirtto]

We were denied so much milk and an incredible arc on Fatrick's saga by his mother in law paying Quasi. I am in mourning now for what could have been.



Quickly some Redditor needs to convince Patrick to sue Quasi again, please by all that is good. We need to see the Book rights arc and the Family debt exam arc

 

[lindsayfan]

his compulsion to have the last word will destroy him if fatposting really catches on beyond kf and ona-- which may be in the early stages of happening. if he gets to the slightly more mainstream point a few other lolcows have where there are randos holding up signs about them at sporting events etc, fatrick's thumbs will melt off. even at the astounding xeet-pace he's shown in the past, he will be unable to keep childing every xeeter

 

[Maude Snew]

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Fat faggot with bitch tits. Sorry, I had some whiskey and don't feel like writing further commentary.

Harry Potter is completely fine, they're for kids but I still don't believe he's read them, he just watched the movies at best. But Discworld is way the fuck out of his reading level, it's not hard to read for regular people but it's got tons of wordplay and scathing social commentary that someone who writes the books he did just couldn't comprehend. It's not even the you have to be very smart Rick and Morty copy pasta, it's just the you have to be smarter than your average Redditor thing. While I'm here bitching about Rick (fat) and media literacy, I'm assuming him naming his car after a Babylon 5 character is a fluke, that show is also way too smart for him.

He's just so needlessly fat and antagonistic and conveys his points so poorly for someone who claims to be an author.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

But Discworld is way the fuck out of his reading level, it's not hard to read for regular people but it's got tons of wordplay and scathing social commentary that someone who writes the books he did just couldn't comprehend. It's not even the you have to be very smart Rick and Morty copy pasta, it's just the you have to be smarter than your average Redditor thing.

To be precise, some of it an American can pick up on, but to really understand some of the later Discworld novels, you have to be a fucking british hooligan almost.

I don't think anyone from the US can really hope to understand Unseen Academicals at anything more than a superficial level; I'd love to see FFWBT forced to try - a taste: https://wiki.lspace.org/Book:Unseen_Academicals/Annotations

 

[Judge Holden]

He's just so needlessly fat

I know pookie...i know

 

[Maude Snew]

To be precise, some of it an American can pick up on, but to really understand some of the later Discworld novels, you have to be a fucking british hooligan almost.

I don't think anyone from the US can really hope to understand Unseen Academicals at anything more than a superficial level; I'd love to see FFWBT forced to try - a taste: https://wiki.lspace.org/Book:Unseen_Academicals/Annotations

There will be lots of references that will go over the average reader's head no doubt still but I was less talking about specifics and more about the general message.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Iq is positively correlated with athletic ability not strongly correlated but it is correlated.

hey do we have Fat's SAT or ACT? Those are very strongly correlated with IQ and usually work better than GPA because they offer more gradations.

 

[Well Intentioned]

You can search the thread, Fatrick had his equivalent of a lottery win by getting represented by Russell Galen who is a big fucking deal in these circles.

Got it. I just saw someone else referring to them as a mystery agent so I assumed it wasn't known. Thanks!

 

[RussianParasite]

But this dude doesn't resist fascism.

I see you haven’t read his Twitter feed AT ALL.

This is what the face of fascism looks like, child.

 

[Kirtto]

Fatrick is a threat to children everywhere

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

There will be lots of references that will go over the average reader's head no doubt still but I was less talking about specifics and more about the general message.

I'm pretty sure that he has compared himself to Pratchett in the past, which makes me MATI. Pterry had more wit in his little toe than Fatrick will possess in his entire (fat) life.

 

[AnOminous]

Abandoning your daughter, on the other hand, that makes you a man of the people.

I think the word for that is actually "nigger," like Saint Floyd.

 

[President Tonald Drump]

Fatrick is a threat to children everywhere

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Interesting to see how the users at ONA are now sexually harassing children. But they are fans of Anthony Cumia, so not much surprise there.

 

[An automatic clown]

A normies encounters Pat.