Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Ponzo said:
Both stolen from reddit just now.

Cunt demon confirms she is hitting herself
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DMs leaked that confirm her ticket is indeed cancelled
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How convenient, for Jessica, that her ticket is canceled... Wouldn't put anything past the slunt(slimy cunt).

I feel really bad for Josh. He has no experience with a crazy bitch of this magnitude.

Logic won't work to calm her down, it'll make her more angry. Asking nicely/begging... same.

The only solution is to leave her presence.

The thing that will piss her of the most is NOT fighting with her or ignoring her. She's having her own conversation in her head.

Doesn't matter what Josh says or does. She wants to fight and she WILL. With whoever happens to be in her vicinity. And the kicker is she will expect everyone to act like nothing happened tomorrow.

She's got the kind of mental illness where she CANNOT drink under any circumstances. It'll be a knock down drag out every time.

She's a slave to her emotions. She cannot, nay, will not control her self. She's basically a skin puppet piloted by bpd rage.

There is no appeasing her. There is no compromise. There is only anger.

All our little dude can do is get the fuck out of the way. He can't even call the cops to get rid of her.

It's why she started hitting herself. So when the cops show up she's the only one with marks. She's made herself jail proof so she can abuse Josh.

He's in such a precarious position and I don't know if he realizes.

Circle of protection on GKCJFS tonight. So mote it be in the witches circle.

Sky God I hate her toobz.

Incel Death Note said:
Post-fight phonecall

"I will buy an $8 machete right f*cking now"​

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Its like watching a tiger playing with a mouse. He can't disarm the situation. He needs to evacuate before it escalates further. Everything he says now is a provocation. She's got him where she wants him, in her talons. He's in for it now. Please run Josh. You can't win buddy.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
You are a sicko and must be hunted
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I never said that! Stop disrespecting me! Leave me alonEeeEEeE!
Incel Death Note said:
Post-fight phonecall

"I will buy an $8 machete right f*cking now"​

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God damn, is there someone with spectral audio editing experience amogus? Cleaning this shit up would be a gift to SkyGod (and us).
 
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"I get what you're laying down, you don't have to keep repeating yourself and then screaming at me like I'm-"
"I will repeat myself if people are not listening to me because you weren't listening."
"That's why you don't have any friends, Jessica."
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Flight was cancelled by "a troll" and things have "eskewlated" to the highest departments .
From Jessica Messica latest livestream, an individual called Mew leaked a conversation with NAL
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I wonder who she wants to decapitate

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Moohaddibbs said:
Flight was cancelled by "a troll" and things have "eskewlated" to the highest departments .
From Jessica Messica latest livestream, an individual called Mew leaked a conversation with NAL
(Apologies for the low resolution of the screenshot)
I wonder who she wants to decapitate

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Was this bitch dumb enough to rely on a complete stranger to get her a return ticket.?
Or did they book her a round trip and then canceled it on the last day to fuck with her
a third thing is if she was retarded enough
to share her confirmation number anyone could fuck with it
Airlines are not very secure at all with those sorts of things
 
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Moohaddibbs said:
Flight was cancelled by "a troll" and things have "eskewlated" to the highest departments .
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I remember someone saying that the ticket was set up so only she had the ability to cancel it. Not sure how true that is but she didn't address her ticket at all when she was being spammed about it earlier like she already knew.
 
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Hennimore said:
Zoomer glass tappers deserve the rope.
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The dude who called posted an analog photo 8 months ago with the camera and film type. They are not a big community. Anyone here got any better ideas of tracking the cunt down than my stupid ass?

ADHD said:
Joshy should take a page from her dad's playbook. "You need to shut. the fuck. UP!"

Their wedding reception is going to be insane.
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No doubt the a-logs would find out about it, and arrive with a truck full of holed-out grapefruits to throw as they walk down the isle, screaming "Are you HappEEEeeEEeeeeE???!!!"

It has to be the last trip.
 
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Listening to that faggot recorded phone call is just exhausting, between the buddy trolls and the incessant mental illness it's just too much. I will give Jessica props she knows how to placate Josh. As soon as he starts to lose even the slightest bit of patience she switches to the "sweet" voice, "it's over Josh, I'm not fighting, I love youuuuuu" SO ANYWAYS YOU NEVER LET ME FINISH A THOUGHT I DONT CARE IF ITS YOU MY MOTHER OR A COWORKER I"VE BEEN A SELECTIVE MUTE I"M A 40 YEAR OLD 5 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO NOBODY DOES LET ME SPEAK STOP MAKING ME REPEAT MYSELF BITCH OH MY GOD WHATEVER JOSH IM NOT SCREAMING YOURE NOT LISTENING TO ME
 
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Incel Death Note said:
"I get what you're laying down, you don't have to keep repeating yourself and then screaming at me like I'm-"
"I will repeat myself if people are not listening to me because you weren't listening."
"That's why you don't have any friends, Jessica."
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You know, with some cosmetic surgery and some exercise and proper diet (and hair implants), Cobes could look like this. Maybe.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
So here's why Cobes letting redditards call him is genius. He wants a witness in case some crazy shit goes down. He's smarter than he looks toobz.
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That would fit in with him inviting Aaron over so he has a witness, or so she can't freak out as easily. Having a demogorgon shield works well for him.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
So here's why Cobes letting redditards call him is genius. He wants a witness in case some crazy shit goes down. He's smarter than he looks toobz.
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Well, they called, and NAL answered. That's some fucked up controlling shit right there. It would have come up as an unknown number and somehow she answers it before Cobes can get to it? Fuck her. Total Jessica Death.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
You know, with some cosmetic surgery and some exercise and proper diet (and hair implants), Cobes could look like this. Maybe.
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What do you mean? That IS what he looks like doodt.

Blue Miaplacidus said:
Listening to that faggot recorded phone call is just exhausting, between the buddy trolls and the incessant mental illness it's just too much. I will give Jessica props she knows how to placate Josh. As soon as he starts to lose even the slightest bit of patience she switches to the "sweet" voice, "it's over Josh, I'm not fighting, I love youuuuuu" SO ANYWAYS YOU NEVER LET ME FINISH A THOUGHT I DONT CARE IF ITS YOU MY MOTHER OR A COWORKER I"VE BEEN A SELECTIVE MUTE I"M A 40 YEAR OLD 5 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO NOBODY DOES LET ME SPEAK STOP MAKING ME REPEAT MYSELF BITCH OH MY GOD WHATEVER JOSH IM NOT SCREAMING YOURE NOT LISTENING TO ME
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I wonder if it's because she's a woman that he just lets her walk all over him. She basically accused him of raping her in that call and he rebutted with a meek "It's not even like that". She needs the Floorlord treatment.
 
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