Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

>The Minnesotan Micro

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Sorry for double posting but holy fuck i have never seen hair like that
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Looks like he has a typical hairline of a 60+ year old man but is using so much gel, hair dye, plus his own natural hair grease it just ends up looking bizarre.

How sad. Nick, most men old enough to be your father have healthier-looking hair than you. And almost all of them look healthier than you in general. I'm sorry we said it in a faggy way before, but pull up man.

 

[polar bear]

I can smell this all the way over here in Bongland. Guess there are very few people left who will indulge him in shower chats.

I was considering that shower chat issue, I thought that perhaps he is so traumatized by how cringy he was for texting Null about them bad people on farms, that he just avoids showering now. Bad memories and all that.
Alternatively, he can't afford to pay for hot water and shampoo anymore.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick needs to stop drinking.

No. Incel Prude. Nick has a hard job, crack one open!

Sony alpha 7R IV and a 24 mm g-prime lens. 3000 $ + 1300 $

I bet he purchased the most expensive tripod on the market too.

Herman Miller Logitech gaming chair. 1600 $

Who else was so retarded to pay an extra $400 for a logitech logo on that horribly uncomfortable embody chair?

So lets tally up some expenses that we know of if we're to take the Rehab story as actually true and other claims:

• Rehab Stay: $20,000 (For a 30 day stint)
• 1 years down payment on the luxury apartment: $28,272
• Streaming backpack: Roughly $1500
• A specialist 'Herman Miller x Logitech G' gaming chair which Keffals bought after moving into the new apartment, it's different from the one pre SWAT which was some black chair with a white trim: $2450
• Lawyers retainer: $5000
• Matching all donations 1:1 on Catboy Collectors surgery GFM (Confirmed donations): $3485 USD, ($4720 Canadian by todays exchange rate)

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Sorry for double posting but holy fuck i have never seen hair like that
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Interestingly enough all people have that one lil whorl somewhere in their head.
Now as to why his looks like a pencil dick is really something else.

 

[Father Balldo]

upcoming tweet:

"Good Friday! Going LIVE at 11pm central. Join me as I discuss the balldo and other sex toys with special guest Rabbi Schmuley Boteach. Afterwards, Ty Beard will join to talk about Trump, Texas and Taxes... and maybe Jesus, I guess?"

 

[LemonParty]

One of my coworkers is a “swinger”. He would tell us (when it was just the guys working together) about all the degen shit he’d get up to, both on his own and with his girlfriend.

She ended up coming back to work with us a few months ago and I had to put the stuff he told me out of my mind when I’d have face to face conversation with her. She even told me about some things they were going through due to his sexual degenerate nature (edit: not good things; relationship-trouble-causing-things related to unchecked sexual behaviors) which doesn’t surprise me but it’s all just an over sharing problem. I work with you people. Unless it’s just banter and guys chattin shit, I don’t need to know anything about what you’re doing at night, especially when now I can put a face to the stories.

Thread tax: I don’t understand why people can’t just keep their bedroom habits in the bedroom. It’s a big part of Balldo’s problem too; he couldn’t compartmentalize his personal life away from his “online career”; he really wanted to cultivate and go after that “parasocial” fan base experience and now it’s biting him in the ass because all the stuff we laugh at him about…is stuff he’s voluntarily shared about his personal life. We haven’t had to go trawling through old social media profiles/posts to find the milk. He just serves it up, whenever he deigns to be just not-drunk enough to stream.

The reason your coworkers talk about their swinging is that their looking for new "friends".

My coworker swings, he's showed me pics of some of the girls that come over to his house (he just calls them whores) and a lot of them are pretty attractive.

My work buddy is fucked in the head though. He did several tours in Afghanistan, his arm is covered with tattoos of the names of brothers he's lost, some right I'm front of him. He absolutely sees life differently then most "normal" people so I give him a pass. He never pretends to be anything other then who he is.

What's Nick's excuse? The Christian conservative grift is to rough? Causing him to take it up the ass,,, Nick's a faggot.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What's Nick's excuse? The Christian conservative grift is to rough? Causing him to take it up the ass,,, Nick's a faggot.

*glass clanking noises*

I. Never.

*stares up at ceiling cat*

Claimed. To be.

*looks at other ceiling cat*

A conservative. Christian.

*licks bottle*

 

[Harm]

He's still pushing the idea that he looks bad because he lost 10lb too many, but it'll soon be fixed because he's eating more and going to the gym.

He's starting to go to the gym now? After even he's admitting he's lost way too much weight? He's completely retarded. That extra physical exertion is going to burn off those "extra" calories he's consuming. This is why you work out while you still have bodyfat you can sculpt into something.

Whoever is giving him this advice is either a braindead groomer nigger named Drexel or deliberately trying to sabotage him. "Starve away your body's energy reserves on a crash diet, and only then should you start pumping iron!" Right, that's why all the successful athletes only smugly eat 300 calories of Doritos a day.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

From what I remember with the iPhone purchase is that he had some cope about some client requiring it for one reason or another. (Facetime/iMessage? Not an Applefag so I don't know what proprietary bullshit he needed it for his soon-to-be-prison-enjoying client)
Regardless, Nick is a fat, yet emaciated, faggot and I would not Mutt's Law him in Federal tax prison.

That was Ty. Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth... etc etc

It was for that deal that never happened with the role-playing game people in Seatte.

Nick is officially late to the stream which means Rumble chat is screaming "late and gay" while YouTube chat speculates on his alleged coke habit.

The chat has latched on to thee meme so tightly in denial ('just jokes' and 'weird') that Nick can one day say: ' Well, I always told you I was X!'

This is what happened with his coomer cycle and grifter with the 5k sub gift. He claims a facet of his show as the whole and shrugs it off--his audience having programmed themselves to believe it.

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Seems like a slow night, no?

He used to get double that on the regular with better shows being 3-4x that.

This makes me wonder how many are still paying subs to Locals despite it being a ghost town. The current decline in supers are barely paying the monthly snack bill.

His chat barely moves despite the views unless it's hecklers these days. Live stream rewatches barely make any ad revenue. At this point he making less than a manager in retail.

Remember when he'd make a joke, then the chat would roll up 150 comments in 2 seconds?

As for the remaining fans, they are the dregs of a once thriving community. It used to be you could not keep up with all the happenings in the Rekietaverse. Batman sellin goverpriced sweets, Dave having ANOTHER seizure, Twisted getting mad at somebody new. Awooo being Awooo. LiveChat Wednesday... How the mighty have fallen... The chat barely moves a few hundred messages per day--even counting SPAM from icancook/Panzerdood and Still-Born.

upcoming tweet:

"Good Friday! Going LIVE at 11pm central. Join me as I discuss the balldo and other sex toys with special guest Rabbi Schmuley Boteach. Afterwards, Ty Beard will join to talk about Trump, Texas and Taxes... and maybe Jesus, I guess?"

My money is on him going to a co-op Jewish feast for Passover that he had NO IDEA AT ALL they signed up for. The some cringy Jew jokes and maybe one about party games like having a Jesus piñata, 'pin-the-Jesus-to-the-cross', or something...

 

[feral cat #6385]

Meanwhile Nick trying to be 'proper' has yielded him another 1k sub loss.

He should just go full on degen. Trump and Guns are boring and anyone with half a brain who has serious interest in those topics would be better served by 1,000 other channels that focus on that shit.

Look at that face. Is he jerking off now?

"The TRUTH About What Really Goes Down in Dubai..."

 

[daffodils]

Whoever is giving him this advice is either a braindead groomer nigger named Drexel or deliberately trying to sabotage him.

It doesn't really matter because lifting requires everything Nick hates: physical exertion, consistency, delaying gratification, shutting up and listening to people who know better...

He'll be at it for a month until his schedule goes "crazy" and he sadly has to quit.

 

[AltisticRight]

"The TRUTH About What Really Goes Down in Dubai..."

The porta-balldo.

 

[Pagan Min]

He'll be at it for a month until his schedule goes "crazy" and he sadly has to quit.

And that's assuming he's even doing what he says he's doing to begin with... I mean, c'mon, lyin' liars gotta lie...

 

[Maude Snew]

tl;dr: I think we’ve been watching him kill himself, just slowly with a bottle instead of hastily with a gun

Imagine being more work shy and cowardly than Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.

 

[not william stenchever]

He's more COOM than man now.

But from whom the coom?

What do you want? He's getting older as fast as he possibly can.

Operation Warp Speed. Emphasis on speed.

 

[Strix454]

Boring show. He's still pushing the idea that he looks bad because he lost 10lb too many, but it'll soon be fixed because he's eating more and going to the gym.

By his own account he has gone from 201 to 145. He claimed he had lost 10 pounds too much when he was at 155. If he works out as he intends with weights (unlikely), he will probably end up hurting himself. The weight he lost was his adult muscle mass. The good part of the body weight. If he eats more, he will find out most of what he puts on will be body fat in all the wrong places.

You have the body of an old man Nick. What you will soon find out is that you can't undo what you have done without years of work.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

By his own account he has gone from 201 to 145. He claimed he had lost 10 pounds too much when he was at 155. If he works out as he intends with weights (unlikely), he will probably end up hurting himself. The weight he lost was his adult muscle mass. The good part of the body weight. If he eats more, he will find out most of what he puts on will be body fat in all the wrong places.

You have the body of an old man Nick. What you will soon find out is that you can't undo what you have done without years of work.

It's not just him who lost a lot of weight but his wife too, they're both very obviously on Minnesota Meth right now and if they were to quit today they'd eat themselves into obesity after they wake up from a 4 day nap.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

God he looks terrible. His skin looks so thin and it’s paradoxically loose and stretched in so many places. It’s like he’s wearing a Scooby Doo mask of himself that’s a size too small.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He's still pushing the idea that he looks bad because he lost 10lb too many, but it'll soon be fixed because he's eating more and going to the gym.

No Nick you're wrong. Your fans in Elissa's comments made it very clear that its just a new camera angle and lighting. You look perfectly normal.