Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
If he's on something, I suspect it's either the going to be the Cokeita arc or he managed to get a second narcolepsy prescription with more abuse potential than Provigil.
I definitely agree. I think that Nick has taken the typical stimulant abuse arc.

To be honest, I was very skeptical to begin with that the 2024 bathroom breaks had anything to do with drug use (my initial guess was some kind of issues with his wife) but between the nosebleed stream, the gurning stream right after his lawsuit oral arguments, and all the rest it seems hard to avoid thinking that.
I can understand that, even though I've been convinced he's been abusing heavy stimulants (read: more than just Provigil) for at least the past three months.

But the nose bleed was still surprising to me too.

He's so fucking greasy all he time, it's like he goes days without bathing.
Cocaine or amphetamines makes you sweat very heavily and skip sleep, which is why I think Nick is looking increasingly like a crack head.

Weird he has to mention he’s feeling good.
Total speculation, but he looks so ill that you can imagine he is constantly battling nausea
Totally agree that's he's probably feeling sick more and more often.

Nick's surviving on almost exclusively alcohol calories, given his baseline anorexia and the simulant-induced appetite suppression.

Alcohol has no protein, fat, or vitamins...so... Zero nutrition.

Stimulants are very hard on your kidneys and brain, in the same way alcohol is hard on your liver.

Put those two together continuously, and your body will struggle to compensate, and you'll steadily get sicker

The way he had to duck and run so quickly from the middle of his Monday show was grim.
He must have been hit with feeling physically or emotionally so bad he couldn’t carry on

I'm pretty certain he feels like shit all the time now.

He's dehydrated at all hell - look at his face (gaunt) or his tounge when he tries to lick Aaron ... His tongue has ridges on the edges, like a pie crust.

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Definite sign of dehydration, which is probably secondary to the stimulant abuse.

What I think happened is this...

A few months ago (or whenever it started), Nick got an Adderall prescription for his "narcolepsy" (aka alcoholism). He immediately started combining Adderall with his heavy drinking.

Due to the Adderall effects, he began losing weight faster from the appetite suppression, lack of sleep and metabolic rate increase.

Nick probably liked the euphoria (Adderall is now the #5 most prescribed drug in the U.S.) and started taking more and more of the pills, maybe even starts snorting his Adderall (hence the nosebleeds)

Amphetamines can artificially increase your sex drive, especially risky or compulsive sexual behavior.

Nick perhaps starts hanging out with the "swinger" hot tub couple (Aaron Imholte) in response to this.

They start partying together, trading Balldos, and now maybe Nick has a connect for buying cocaine in addition to his prescribed Provigil and Adderall.

As someone said earlier in the thread, snorting Adderall pills could cause the nosebleeds.

Any prescription pill is like 90% binders and fillers, including micro-crystalline cellulose, which is very sharp and can cause tiny cuts and tears in the nose when snorted regularly.

Nick's nose in the video was dark red all the way up the nostril (very inflamed), and his pupils were the size of dish plates.

So it seems he's snorting Adderall, cocaine, or maybe both.

Given Nick's increasingly unreliable behavior (cancelling streams last minute, acting over animated and hyper, acting in increasingly bizarre ways like the "John" stream)...

I think it's pretty obvious what the recent trajectory has been, and where it's headed. Agree it's pretty grim.

I don't understand how you could do this to your children. Why wouldn't you make an effort to stop your descent?
 
Amazing what a couple years does. Also from toady.
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When the drama between these 2 started, pippa and camelot was both at the same subs (221k, give or take). Now she has grown 102k and camelot has grown 3k.
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Meanwhile Nick trying to be 'proper' has yielded him another 1k sub loss. :really:
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waiting to see how dead Rekieta looks tonight (late again), and i noticed we've been felted by a tetris-playing boomer. It always amazes me how unfunny and unimaginative his fans are.
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edit to add pic - in case you've been wondering, he still hasn't showered. That whole room must smell of greasy hair
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"Look guys, LORD REKIETA would have a gold play button and a billion dollar Rumble contract if it weren't for that GODDAMNED KIWIFARMS making fun of him!"

How demented do you have to be to blame Rekieta's troubles on KF and not him?

Rekeita's actually talking about law stuff and only repeating himself a little bit. He doesn't even look particularly yellow. Rekeitabros are we gonna make it?
The last time somebody here suggested he might be pulling up, we got that Steel Toe show not soon after.
 
Boring show. He's still pushing the idea that he looks bad because he lost 10lb too many, but it'll soon be fixed because he's eating more and going to the gym.

He has trouble sticking to a story about yesterday's cancellation:
- 2m10s: "I took Wednesday off because I needed to sleep..."
- 2h27m40s: "Yesterday I canceled my show because I wasn't even home till like 3AM... and I didn't know that was gonna happen until about 8:30PM"

He "hates the way show cancellations have been presented recently" and he's going to "put out a video on Locals, just for Locals people, just so you know, like, what's going on... cause I hate this, I hate this idea... it's like 'Oh well, he just doesn't want to do the show', like, no actually there's a ton of shit I want to do, I wish I had any time at all".
 
Look at that face. Is he jerking off now?

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Smelling the fart in our wife's vagina.

actually there's a ton of shit I want to do, I wish I had any time at all".
Nonsense. For people this actually happens to, they have a "come to Jesus" moment and admit that they have different priorities or time really is limited and expectations will have to be limited / changed.
 
Kiwi bros, I miss the old Nick :(
I miss the old Nick, straight from the 'Go Nick
Lawspain the Internet Nick, set on his goals Nick
I hate the new Nick, the bad mood Nick
The always rude Nick, the alcoholic Nick
I miss the sweet Nick, interviewing Null Nick
I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Nick
 
YT did almost 3x rumble at $96. Boring rumble rants. That is all.
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YT did almost 3x rumble at $96. Boring rumble rants. That is all.
This makes me wonder how many are still paying subs to Locals despite it being a ghost town. The current decline in supers are barely paying the monthly snack bill.

His chat barely moves despite the views unless it's hecklers these days. Live stream rewatches barely make any ad revenue. At this point he making less than a manager in retail.
 
Sorry for double posting but holy fuck i have never seen hair like that
(disregard gray dot on his temple - loading screen)
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I can smell this all the way over here in Bongland. Guess there are very few people left who will indulge him in shower chats.
 
It boggles my mind that this guy used to get legit high-ranking lawyers like Ron Goldman on regularly. I remember the first time Ron was on and he was a very serious-faced lawyer guy. A few times on Rekieta's show and he loosened up and showed himself to be an actually funny dude. Cracking jokes and apparently even saying "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE" at one point. And that's just 1 off the top of my head at 5 am deargodwhyamIstillawake.

Now he gets literal who's like that steel toe show I've never heard of before and doesn't even have that retard Camelot on anymore.
 
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