Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

>Spending more time with loved ones.

Who the fuck is around you irl and still tolerates you?

I'm sure the tortured apparition of Keffals' ailing father looms over her shoulder.

Let's not forget the constantly disappointed mother, who probably learned quick her son is still a failure even as a trans-woman.

And, hey, I'm sure some poor guinea pig will try and fill the void in Luca's heart. The ones that didn't drown, at least.
 
Does Lucas have a brother or did I imagine that? I see Lucas' mother as a real piece of work for raising him, cosigning the surgery and by @Otm Shank 's account being a terrible fucking housewife and mother. I thought it was funny that clip where Lucas is high or drunk and mom is trying to step in while he's streaming. I'd love to sit down and just have a conversation with that woman, not even in a judgmental way just find out what the parental formula is for raising a lazy useless commie tranny faggot in a first world nation with free mental health care and a good economy.
 
This is the kind of fans that Keffals has got left. Some retard who thinks Keffals "genuinely cares" about him because he told him to eat some beans (???).

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If only those dang Kiwi Farms weren't crampin' Lucas's style, then he could tell more people to eat beans.
 
Didn't ENFO have a spouse at some point? What happened to that person? Did ENFO push them to the side for keffals?
 
LOOcas doesn't feel well.

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Ah yes, the recovery part of the cycle has arrived.

Soon, the wounded victimized Keffals who whimpers about empathy, healing and charitability will make room for a re-energized Boss Bitch Keffals who doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks

Boss Bitch Keffals will lash out, dunk on randos for days, weeks and then one tragic evening when he's really feeling himself attack someone above his station. Boss Bitch Keffals will rage, seethe, melt down and collapse back in on themselves and disappear... only to return as victim Keffals once again.

It is kind of sad. His audience is there for Boss Bitch Keffals and can only tolerate victim Keffals for so long. Every time he does this the audience shrinks and fewer people stick around to gas him up after his ego gets put through the wood-chipper again.

There is only one way this ends if he doesn't break the cycle. If you're reading this Keffals, know this: Lidl is hiring, its not too late.
 
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I'm so tired of Lucas whining about how hard it is to be "vulnerable". Nigger, not once in my life have I wanted a YouTuber I follow to be more "vulnerable". Why is anyone supposed to give a shit? It's all just to feed your own ego and narcissism. All you fucking do is whine about your depression, your addictions, your haters, your disabilities, all the fucking reasons why nothing is ever your fault. That's ALL you fucking do, when you're not threatening to rape people's moms or whatever in your edgy phase.
 
Highlights from the video:
1) I'm a girl - so I don't understand crypto. (Pamalol/queen-uwu don't sell yourself short like that over 'being a girl'.)
2) She trolled/suckered/ran an op/social engineered Queen Clara the eunuch findom out of the crypto wallet addresses. (Good job)
3) Muta has the addresses and initially didn't believe Pamalot.
4) The method/messages are outlined. KYC is mentioned and it's not Kill Yourself Clara.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS1WSyWuTyE

May the crypto ledgers show the eunuch paid for DDOS services.
 
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I'm so tired of Lucas whining about how hard it is to be "vulnerable". Nigger, not once in my life have I wanted a YouTuber I follow to be more "vulnerable". Why is anyone supposed to give a shit? It's all just to feed your own ego and narcissism. All you fucking do is whine about your depression, your addictions, your haters, your disabilities, all the fucking reasons why nothing is ever your fault. That's ALL you fucking do, when you're not threatening to rape people's moms or whatever in your edgy phase.
It's confusing 'vulnerability' with 'exponentially escalating need for a source of dopamine'. Anti-social retard that for the first twenty years of its life was never told no by people in positions of power learns a little too late that shackling people to you under threats of abuse, self harm or blackmail creates an unfixable problem based on resentment for who you are as a person. This idiot was handed life to them on a silver platter.
Parents that just 'yes, sir' and blindly gave them what they wanted, enabling them and teaching them to select life choices that prioritize parasitizing others.
Becomes a hostile reddit addicted social pariah that becomes addicted to upvotes based on snide remarks.
Self diagnoses a myriad mental illnesses and accesses the Canadian public health system where a shockingly high number of GPs are beyond checked out and just want to get their daily quota done because they get paid X amount per patient seen. Probably gets addicted to a methamphetamine derivative like Vyvanse which ultimately does more harm than good because they don't have the actual underlying cause of what makes Vyvanse an appropriate medication.
Finds a partner that 'accepts them' because this partner also has a fetish about MTF transitioning. Toxic parasitic co-dependency develops.
Becomes a Communist, and like most Communists, decides to game the system to enrich self while depriving others. Burns local bridges in process.
Lack of education or drive for anything that isn't an immediate positive (for themselves) response drives cognitive and social decline. Terminally online threshold is crossed.
Becomes the statistic and reality that many poorly supervised children who are sexually abused and groomed grow up to to sexually abuse poorly supervised children, but with a modern twist.
Discovers a niche where their past of snarky comments on Reddit is of value, they use their following of abused youth and fellow abusers to cultivate a toxic online presence on Twitter. Addiction to 'ratio' is manifested. (Notation: suspect that addiction to narcotics and drugs that heighten sexual gratification begins here, explain later)
Becomes an online personality based on toxic online presence that champions transitioning youth, with little to no understanding of social impact. Only source of reference is 'I did it, you should too.'
Overweening pride leads them to fancy themselves as David. Dissenting opinions are a collective Goliath. Begins attacking people with a much bigger platform, much more nuanced understanding of reality, and actual education and grasp of situations they are engaged on. Caught off-guard, cracks in the façade appear. Interested parties investigate. An entire lifetime of bad actions appear due to their living in an age where every single action a person takes is archived somewhere. Embarrassed, they create strawmen for their powerbase to attack as a distraction, further agitating people much smarter and far more capable than a homunculus that barely made it through the enforced secondary education system. Bad actors meddle in the life of a bad actor and induce a response by authorities.
Shocked to reality that their actions have very real consequences that affect them, they use this event to garner sympathy, and ask for a not insignificant sum for 'expenses' tied to suing a system of authority that responded with kid's gloves, obviously the story needs to be altered to paint themselves as a victim deserving empathy. A new addiction is born as they realize lying produces tangible funds if you look like you're a victim.
Partner begins to show signs of independent thought and questions their actions and begins to hold them accountable for themselves. An escape plan is quickly crafted, reaching out to a trusted source that in all likelihood was giving them a mixture of affection and sympathy. Abandons partner and flees country with funds obtained through lies. Public opinion turns and visible decline begins.
Moves in with enabler who benefits from their presence. Drug abuse escalates (Note: addicts are very well versed in their drug of choice, so when they say they lost control because their coke was laced with meth is only believable when you take into account that they knew what they were doing, cocaine highs are a very different sort of high than meth, coke is an intense but relatively short lived burst, whereas recreational meth is used to prolong and heighten positive sensation and delay sexual climax, which is why you see such a prevalence among sex workers and the gays, meth parties can last days as meth addicts, 'tweakers' lose the ability to fall asleep often doing more meth and resetting the cycle. Under no circumstances does a coke addict snort coke laced with meth ((which is a bigger pain in the ass to turn into powder than coke due to its crystalline 'natural' state)) and think, 'yeah this is normal'. Or vice versa, a meth addict would immediately notice this is not the high they are looking for.)
Present timeline reached. As Patrick Tomlinson famously said, 'I'm going to enjoy what happens nexxxxxxxxxt.'
 
I may get some flack for this, but IMO, this digging into Keffals crypto dealings is a bunch of virtue signaling bullshit. Mostly because the same people who will hoot and holler and speculate about where and what the coin was spent on, are probably the same asshats who would donate money to him in the first place.
What exactly are they hoping to learn from following his trail of addiction? People donated money, Keffals used the money on whatever. If I give a panhandler 10 dollars, I don't get to moan about it being spent on hookers and blow instead of their tuition to law school.
Meh. I am getting soft in my dotage.

ETA: I do find the tracing of his financial doings fascinating and am duly impressed by you talented Farmers who understand crypto and such...so yeah, pretty hypocritical of me. Not trying to shit on your fun.
 
Does Lucas have a brother or did I imagine that? I see Lucas' mother as a real piece of work for raising him, cosigning the surgery and by @Otm Shank 's account being a terrible fucking housewife and mother. I thought it was funny that clip where Lucas is high or drunk and mom is trying to step in while he's streaming. I'd love to sit down and just have a conversation with that woman, not even in a judgmental way just find out what the parental formula is for raising a lazy useless commie tranny faggot in a first world nation with free mental health care and a good economy.
Pretty sure he has an older brother named Brandon.
 
digging into Keffals crypto dealings is a bunch of virtue signaling bullshit.

What virtue is being signaled here?

Mostly because the same people who will hoot and holler and speculate about where and what the coin was spent on, are probably the same asshats who would donate money to him in the first place.

So every farmer here who posted about what the eunuch was doing with the money are exactly the people who would donate?

What exactly are they hoping to learn from following his trail of addiction?

There is an admission of drug spending on the record. What is not in the public record before was how much was spent.

People donated money, Keffals used the money on whatever. If I give a panhandler 10 dollars, I don't get to moan about it being spent on hookers and blow instead of their tuition to law school.

Did the panhandler state a purpose for the money to prompt the donation?

Your defense of what the money was spent on is the same framing Queen Clara the eunuch findom gave when asked about how the money given for certain purposes was being used.

People are using language to persuade. Clara to show how what they say is important and therefore they are important. Some people here saying "he" and framing it as 'speaking truth'. Others are taking clips of Clara saying X/doing Y and then pointing out how this difference makes Clara not worthy of trust/following/handing money. Following the crypto should lead to this XY disconnect in Clara's life VS a XX Clara puts forth.
 
I may get some flack for this, but IMO, this digging into Keffals crypto dealings is a bunch of virtue signaling bullshit. Mostly because the same people who will hoot and holler and speculate about where and what the coin was spent on, are probably the same asshats who would donate money to him in the first place.
What exactly are they hoping to learn from following his trail of addiction? People donated money, Keffals used the money on whatever. If I give a panhandler 10 dollars, I don't get to moan about it being spent on hookers and blow instead of their tuition to law school.
Meh. I am getting soft in my dotage.

ETA: I do find the tracing of his financial doings fascinating and am duly impressed by you talented Farmers who understand crypto and such...so yeah, pretty hypocritical of me. Not trying to shit on your fun.
lucas said he'd be using the money on a legal fund and he said he went to rehab and was getting clean. The blockchain shows that neither of those are entirely true, he's been wasting money on drugs the past few months.
 
You know that's great and all but I'm hesitant.
So lets tally up some expenses that we know of if we're to take the Rehab story as actually true and other claims:
  • Rehab Stay: $20,000 (For a 30 day stint)
  • 1 years down payment on the luxury apartment: $28,272
  • Streaming backpack: Roughly $1500
  • A specialist 'Herman Miller x Logitech G' gaming chair which Keffals bought after moving into the new apartment, it's different from the one pre SWAT which was some black chair with a white trim: $2450
  • Lawyers retainer: $5000
  • Matching all donations 1:1 on Catboy Collectors surgery GFM (Confirmed donations): $3485 USD, ($4720 Canadian by todays exchange rate)
That totals $61,612 on those 6 things. I haven't gone to the effort of working out how much of that $100k needs to be paid in tax. Although this potentially would fall under Taxation of Donation-Based crowdfunding which is tax free since the people donating aren't receiving anything in exchange

Things I can't work out the cost of but things to keep in mind:
  • The first ~5 week holiday to Ireland in August/September
  • The Twitchcon Trip
  • The Second 2 week holiday to Ireland in December
  • The current 'holiday' to Ireland which is unknown in duration.
  • However much was given to the drug dealers, you'd think it'd be significant to justify a $20k stay at rehab.
  • The Doordash 1-2 times a day as could be seen during Keffals streams
We saw Keffals buy a bunch of new gadgets including a pretty expensive streaming chair, as well as multiple holidays.
We know how much a years downpayment on that luxury apartment was as well ($28k)
Also people seem to be forgetting that we saw Keffals match the donations 1:1 for CatboyCollectors ovary removal surgery GoFundMe which accounted to $3.5k donated, that's 100% confirmed as it was a named donation.

Additionally since this post was made:
Keffals also had to pay about $12k to have all of their possessions shipped to Northern Ireland.
It's also confirmed that at least $10k went to Chelsea Manning for a security consultation at the start of DropKiwiFarms.

So that's $83k in expenses so far just from the things we can work out a monetary value for, that's not including the trips and hotel for TwitchCon.
Anyone who watched the streams after September 2022 knows Doordash was also ordered regularly.

I think people are just not considering the possibility that Keffals has spent the vast majority of the GFM, yes some of the expenses would've been offset by income from streaming/patreon but I'd imagine the vast majority is gone, which is also why they went down the free to do Human Rights Complaint as opposed to actually suing them, the funds just aren't there anymore as of April 2023 when the HRComplaint was originally filled.
 
I think people are just not considering the possibility that Keffals has spent the vast majority of the GFM, yes some of the expenses would've been offset by income from streaming/patreon but I'd imagine the vast majority is gone,


The money being gone isn't as big an issue as one putting forth a gofundme saying the money will be used for X VS the Y it got used for.

1) buy replacement items seized by the coppers.
2) to move to a 'safe' place
3) anything beyond those above 2 items for a lawsuit to 'protect rights/change the cops'

Almost no one has much to say about #1. A new chair because the cops took the chair? A IRL stream rig that doesn't seem to have been used by Clara. IRL is just an invite to have people on the street to confront you....how does that work with being confronted is bad for your mental state? The cops took your shit and you need to replace the shit is reasonable. Getting an expensive chair doesn't match the reasonable reason.

To move to a safe place and later state the move was REALLY to get away from the ex-fiance. How does that match to the stated need of moving money because of in the physical world hostile interactions FROM evil unknown twansfobes! ?

To file an actual lawsuit needs a whole lotta money. At the time anything after the $20K was to sue. Lets just make that $30K. Note as people saw the trips and heard about the 1 year pre-paid apartment the volume of people questioning where the lawsuit was increased. As people started asking various excuses happened. Can't talk about it, never said lawsuit, and the leak of suing Moon over the farms.


WillyMac has gotten views over asking those questions. And so will Muta.
 
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i dont know what it is with troons and not being able to care for animals properly but it really does make you think. if they cannot put forth the proper effort to care for an animal imagine how poor their thought processes are for themselves.

I've seen homeless people who take better care of animals despite being in a much worse state, but troons are only capable of thinking of themselves. The animal is just an accessory to them and when it doesn't get them the attention they want and becomes an inconvenience, it goes away.
 
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