Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I specifically remember him giving Ty Beard shit multiple times for using an iPhone.

Rekieta now has the Ralph Rule apply to him. There's nothing he accuses other people of doing that he doesn't do himself even worse, even something as ridiculous as choice of phone. He even got the biggest consoooooomer iPhone on the market at the time.

From what I can gather from the clip, Nick saw that the plaintiff in a case mentioned in the article he was reading (Nguyen v. Bonta) had an Asian last name and used it as an excuse to go after the Hmong and then wish every Minnesotan Hmong makes a million dollars.

That's not even a Hmong name, who mostly live in China. It's a Vietnamese name. While I'm sure there are some ethnic Hmong with that name, it's retarded to think someone named that is Hmong as a default.

 

[Space Pope]

If it weren't for the fact that Nick is a disingenuous faggot, who assumes fake personas whenever it suits him, I would have thought he would like the Hmong.

IIRC, their story is they were loyal to the South during the Vietnam War, and a lot of them emigrated here after the commies won (thanks in no small part to US incompetence). Since then, they seem to have done pretty good for themselves economically. Where's the beef?

Having grown up in a part of California that had a very large Hmong community I understand why someone might dislike them. They have the rather common problem of the 2nd generation immigrants, first to be born here don't really fit into either world. Lots of petty crime, drugs, gangs and violence. School doesn't seem to be a big priority to them compared to other Asians and they are poorer than the average Asian ethnicity.



They have a much higher rate of mental disorders compared to other Asians and to the average American. Compared to the total U.S. population, the Hmong community is at least twice as likely to experience some kind of mental health issue.
It doesn't help that their shamans believe that the symptoms of schizophrenia and other disorders are blessings and families are pressured by their community to not allow their children to receive any treatment.

The women also tend to get very fat about 18-21, although there are some rare but very fine examples of those who don't.

Nicky doesn't know any of this and seemingly has confused Hmong for the Vietnamese delivery driver named Nguyen he has a problem with.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Hmong

I think that had to do more with that one court case where Hmong guy shot and killed like 6 people in "self defense" in Wisconsin.

 

[Captain Manning]

School doesn't seem to be a big priority to them compared to other Asians and they are poorer than the average Asian ethnicity.

Are they making more than Nick now though? That might actually be possible considering how little Nick makes per show these days. I know of one black guy he's super pissed off for being more successful than Nick.

The only time prior to this that I've heard Nick even mention a Hmong person was when he decried Tou Thao being convicted of accessory to murder in the George Floyd case.

 

[ShinyStar]

I get MATI when Nick starts complaining that he can't be a responsible adult because he just doesn't have time. You just don't know how busy he is! He's got more things to do than hours in a day!

Grow up.

He's an adult, and the head of his household. His schedule isn't something that rained out of the sky on him, it's the result of his choices. He chose to be busy. He chose to prioritize other things over streaming. He wants people to just throw money at him, but he won't even give them enough priority to give them a regularly scheduled window of time.

What a child.

He's not in control of anything. Not his income. Not his time. Not his reputation. Not his libido. Not his body. Not his vices. Not his emotions.

HOW EMBARRASSING.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I don't get why (other than it being pathological) nick lies about his reasons for "rescheduling" or him poorly hiding being a degen. Anyobdy who would have gave a shit has already left. Does anybody think his ride or dies are gonna be more offended by the revelation that he's a Alcholic cokehead swinger vs the Sean and John struggle sessions, the balldo, Mand-y, etc...? What's the point? Edit: there fine with vito the pedo, anything your into is probably kosher by thoose standards.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

My thoughts are he either means here, or here & overall, as he’s glued to his thread & talks like a fag. Notice there is no possesive pronoun such as, “I, mine, my, etc.” Nick is keen to constantly escape culpability, even in his syntax choice. As if his show cancellations happen in a vacuum, specifically a vacuum of which he has no control whatsoever.

Yeah it has to be here though it would be funny if he talked about his own Locals posts in such a circular way.

Is Jade Hmong?

I thought she was ethnically Chinese. I think Jim said that at one point. Ralph famously called her a "greasy Korean," but Ralph is an idiot.

My source was all the people saying that in the Jim thread. Assumed it was true because of that. Search for "Hmong". For example:

Jade is actually ethnic Hmong. Don't know where her peeps emigrated from.

I know for a fact Metokur said at one point that Jade is HMong, maybe he was meming idk but I know he said Jade is HMong at some point a few gorillion years ago.

I don’t want. To cancel. So. I reschedule.

Wasn't one of the missed shows from being gone until 3am which he didn't know about until 8:30? Maybe if he didn't have another emergency drive night this week he wouldn't feel so bad about cancelling another show.

Also, he was only actually turning up for the makeup streams in January, when he was putting the good boy act for Rumble's sake. That's over now. I'd say no more than 50/50 odds he turns up.

 

[Captain Manning]

My source was all the people saying that in the Jim thread. Assumed it was true because of that. Search for "Hmong". For example:

Fair enough.

I will note that the largest population of Hmong people in the world is apparently in China. So I suppose Jim could be right to say Chinese and Hmong. I just know a long long time ago he said "Chinese."

As to whether Rekieta was taking a swipe at Jade, it's difficult to say, but it wouldn't exactly surprise me if he was. He was pretty clearly ass-blasted by Jim on Twitter.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

What's the over/under on Rackets on-stream suicide? Dude has nothing left at this point and his kids would be better off without him.

 

[Sharpeteer]

What's the over/under on Rackets on-stream suicide? Dude has nothing left at this point and his kids would be better off without him.

Committing suicide on purpose would mean Kiwi Farms wins somehow. I don't know how, but it just would, so that's out of the question.

Drunken car crash though, I think there's a very high chance. I've always said I just hope the kids aren't in it when it happens.

 

[Captain Manning]

Jesus Christ, do I hate white people simping for minorities. Do you think the Hmong are sitting around going "we rikey rite peoplre sor murch" Stop saying this weak, subservient shit about your replacements.

Hey man, if you wanna join Rekieta in wishing the Hmong people a million dollars, you could always send him a superchat. God knows he could use it these days. No doubt you'll achieve a great victory for the white race, and bring about total nigger death, by giving a drunken drugged out degenerate faggot who can barely form a coherent thought your money.

Jokes aside, all I know is that that when Rekieta wishes somebody a million dollars:

1. It's usually for the dumbest reasons possible.

2. There is actually a pretty decent chance they'll get a million dollars (see Eric July x2).

I have no idea what Rekieta's actual problems with the Hmong are, but if it's a swipe at Jade, and Jim notices, this could get really funny.

 

[AltisticRight]

Is Jade Hmong?
I thought she was ethnically Chinese. I think Jim said that at one point. Ralph famously called her a "greasy Korean," but Ralph is an idiot.

She's Hmong Chinese, Chinese is a socially constructed "race" anyway, every Han ruler would socially construct the identity in an attempt to bring peace to all the different races in China, the CPC recognises 56, or it will be 57 soon if Guangzhou keeps getting shafted by niggers. There's Turkic and Berber Chinese, Slavic too (thanks Stalin) who were religious minorities purged by the USSR. Hopefully they brighten up and start to accept refugees from North Korea too. There was a case where some Viet girl who was illegally living in China since youth got caught and threatened with deportation, she spoke perfect mandarin and the regional dialect, most didn't like what they saw.

Disagree with the EVS part. I think EVS must show who's KING of comicsgate and dominate that NIGGER Eric July, he needs to double down on defending Vedo and destroy Eric's simps. The Kiwi Farms, Jim and Jade must pay for not lynching him because...

I still don't know why they hate him but whatever! Black comic man bad! I will be seething in pain and agony if EVS fired up a stream shitting on everyone that refuses to join the paedophile train of racism Eric July Critics.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Having grown up in a part of California that had a very large Hmong community I understand why someone might dislike them. They have the rather common problem of the 2nd generation immigrants, first to be born here don't really fit into either world. Lots of petty crime, drugs, gangs and violence. School doesn't seem to be a big priority to them compared to other Asians and they are poorer than the average Asian ethnicity.

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They have a much higher rate of mental disorders compared to other Asians and to the average American. Compared to the total U.S. population, the Hmong community is at least twice as likely to experience some kind of mental health issue.
It doesn't help that their shamans believe that the symptoms of schizophrenia and other disorders are blessings and families are pressured by their community to not allow their children to receive any treatment.

The women also tend to get very fat about 18-21, although there are some rare but very fine examples of those who don't.

Nicky doesn't know any of this and seemingly has confused Hmong for the Vietnamese delivery driver named Nguyen he has a problem with.

Are they small enough to have an inbreeding problem?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If he's so busy he might as well quit streaming. Audience's don't want to hear a guy complain how busy they are knowing the audience is paying for his degenerate lifestyle. Dude's out of touch with reality, if I told my boss I'm going to read atlas shrugged on the clock I would be fired. This dude coasted on the back of generational wealth who miraculously stumbled to a Non Practicing law practice. This nigga is passing away his marriage, his familial relationships & personal/professional relationships for a balding pedophile who appeared on doctor Phil 20 years ago.

 

[LiquidKid]

Maybe shave his head to fundraise for something that will build some goodwill and help acclimate his viewers to him having less hair.

This reminds me back in 2013 when Brad Jones shaved his head for a breaking bad Halloween costume then on his show said “whatever, it’ll grow back.” Only it never did grow back and he just used it as an excuse to shave his head as he was going permanently bald in his late 20’s. Brilliant really, I doubt many thought about his missing hair after that

 

[Xander from the Future]

The stupid cunt's trying to pick a fight with Jim?
Is he asking for his career and general reputation to be utterly smashed against the rocks? For attention? Self destruction?
Holy shit this fucking man.

 

[Swole McPole]

This is the most accurate and perfect comparison ever. And that tetris thing - chef's kiss, absolutely spot on. Rekieta is growing strange creatures on his head, there's no way that's human hair.

Reminded of this very old song for the late Dave Ulliot (Devilfish)

 

[FedPostalService]

What does Jim’s wife/gender blob look like? I’m guessing fat and looks like you can smell her through the monitor?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Committing suicide on purpose would mean Kiwi Farms wins somehow. I don't know how, but it just would, so that's out of the question.

How would Kiwifarms win when it would just us mad which Nick thinks is so weird and funny? I don't know about you, but I'd be incredibly ANGRY if Nick offed himself on stream. Especially if he wore his Hot Topic belt around his neck while gutting himself like he does turtles and skunks and raccoons, I'd be screaming at my computer in sheer frothing rage.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That's not even a Hmong name, who mostly live in China. It's a Vietnamese name. While I'm sure there are some ethnic Hmong with that name, it's retarded to think someone named that is Hmong as a default.

Having grown up in a part of California that had a very large Hmong community I understand why someone might dislike them. They have the rather common problem of the 2nd generation immigrants, first to be born here don't really fit into either world. Lots of petty crime, drugs, gangs and violence. School doesn't seem to be a big priority to them compared to other Asians and they are poorer than the average Asian ethnicity.

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They have a much higher rate of mental disorders compared to other Asians and to the average American. Compared to the total U.S. population, the Hmong community is at least twice as likely to experience some kind of mental health issue.
It doesn't help that their shamans believe that the symptoms of schizophrenia and other disorders are blessings and families are pressured by their community to not allow their children to receive any treatment.

The women also tend to get very fat about 18-21, although there are some rare but very fine examples of those who don't.

Nicky doesn't know any of this and seemingly has confused Hmong for the Vietnamese delivery driver named Nguyen he has a problem with.

Nick got a lot of deference from his lawyer credentials. He spoke on a lot of things, and people listened because of it. Then people started looking into things when his predictions did not work out or he pulled some BS, and he turned out to be a retard coomer. He thinks that KF has a thread with proof about Montegraph being a padeo.

The real grift for Nick waa his credentialism--which he has lost.

I get MATI when Nick starts complaining that he can't be a responsible adult because he just doesn't have time. You just don't know how busy he is! He's got more things to do than hours in a day!

Grow up.

He's an adult, and the head of his household. His schedule isn't something that rained out of the sky on him, it's the result of his choices. He chose to be busy. He chose to prioritize other things over streaming. He wants people to just throw money at him, but he won't even give them enough priority to give them a regularly scheduled window of time.

What a child.

He's not in control of anything. Not his income. Not his time. Not his reputation. Not his libido. Not his body. Not his vices. Not his emotions.

HOW EMBARRASSING.

Basically this. I have a lot of things I wouls rather be doing than work and chores. Most of then are creative and self-developmental endeavors like art, writing, coding, music, travel, volunteerism, and the like. I do them when I can because I realise that as an adult, you have responsibilities.

Nick has never come to that conclusion.

Wasn't one of the missed shows from being gone until 3am which he didn't know about until 8:30? Maybe if he didn't have another emergency drive night this week he wouldn't feel so bad about cancelling another show.

My favourite excuse for show cancellation was that his children had 'late night computer activities'.

A close second is 'unexpected date night'.

Third is 'emergency drive to the Cities'.

The most incomprehensible are the ones where they are family events that hehas ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA are going to happen on major holidays.

Hey man, if you wanna join Rekieta in wishing the Hmong people a million dollars, you could always send him a superchat. God knows he could use it these days. No doubt you'll achieve a great victory for the white race, and bring about total nigger death, by giving a drunken drugged out degenerate faggot who can barely form a coherent thought your money.

Jokes aside, all I know is that that when Rekieta wishes somebody a million dollars:

1. It's usually for the dumbest reasons possible.

2. There is actually a pretty decent chance they'll get a million dollars (see Eric July x2).

I have no idea what Rekieta's actual problems with the Hmong are, but if it's a swipe at Jade, and Jim notices, this could get really funny.

See above. Nick is dumb as a rock and has a head full of coom. What intelligence he had may be more accurately described as 'cunning'--just smart enough to weasel his way through the system and perfom minor manipulation upon people. He has since lost even that to brain rot.

ETA: Typos and ranking of show cancelations excuses