“I don’t regret having children. It’s a blessing”
How? HOW? What was your favorite memory with your kids besides dying your hair and busily scrolling Twitter while Xander watched TV shows ignoring you or when you blowed weed smoke in Rozy’s face or the time you wanted to put hands on Meigh while Rozy was crying or refusing to do even basic parenting? The only blessing Ralph ever got from kids is to brag he has fuck trophies.
It’s social programming. If you go to the past SM posts of any parents recently in the news for abuse, neglect or death of their child you are guaranteed to find a few “muh kids r muh whole world” and mama bear meme posts. It’s the tired cliches media teaches white trash to regurgitate for asspats.
Ralph knows what he’s supposed to say when it comes to children, but still the best he can muster is “I don’t regret them” lol. He must have been having some deep regrets, and spewing some real venom, this past month to sputter out that sentence. (ETA:
@porkWellington is probably right. Ralph might be doing damage control on Twitter due to saying vile shit behind the scenes.)
His own decisions and behavior ensure his kids are, and will be, nothing more than a financial obligation, which is for the best. Sending support payments is the only non-harmful role he is capable of (barely and probably will stop) as a “father.”
Ralph is a nasty, selfish, greedy, pile of shit to his very core. In his 20’s he knew kids were a bad idea and said he didn’t want any. Ralph’s sudden interest in having a kid was because Null said he wanted a family. Gunt also badly needed something to help burnish his right wing trad roleplay since he was a fat, unemployed, alcoholic 35 year old living in his mom’s house. Knocking up any dumb willing female was the easiest solution for a man as lazy, venal and stupid as Gunt.
Anyone remember his grand plan for the first baby? Faith would get a job to support herself and the baby, Pantsu would play Pedo nanny while she worked and Ralph wouldn’t have to change one thing about his life or spend a dime. Getting two bitches to fuck was his entire plan for fatherhood.
For kid number two, the plan was for taxpayers to cover all the cost for the pregnancy and childbirth, Pantsu would do 100% of the child care and Harry would cover the costs of Rozy and May that welfare didn’t.
Kids were just a poorly considered vanity project that Ralph thought he could undertake without any effort, cost or behavior modifications on his end. Even the grand plan of “Pantsu does everything and Harry and welfare pays for them” didn’t pan out. It only demonstrated that Gunt was incapable of living with a dependent child and was actively harmful to it, even when his actual fatherly responsibilities were zero. Ralph managed to fail in the most epic ways possible even when the parental demands were non-existent. (Oh well I guess he did have to start spending his OWN money on Rozy after the wedding, which is why they lived in third world squalor and broke up less than three months later)
