Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Heather Mason 2]

Why is this retard not taking any kind of hair growth drug? If he lets it keep getting worse it's both going to be harder to reverse at all, and permanent. I mean I do get that he doesn't care at all about his body but all he'd have to do is take pills, which he's already good at.

I don't think finasteride or minoxidil can reverse hair loss due to malnutrition and drug use. Nick's body is literally dying, it'll take a miracle to get his hair back without a lifestyle change

 

[GumboVariation]

finasteride and hair transplants are for faggots. Just shave that shit off you fairies

 

[AltisticRight]

He can only tell the dudes because he needs to see the cocks first.

He requires them to drop their pants first.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'll say this for the clip channel - she knows how to pick those thumbnails so with every upload he looks smugger and faggier.

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Like you want to feel sorry for him but it seems the paleness of his complexion is directly proportional to the punchablity of his face.

I don't think Elissa's making any special effort, he simply is getting smugger and faggier over time.

How can one simply forget a major celebration with EXTENDED FAMILY?????

I might have an idea...

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That's pretty Ethan Ralph. Except even Ethan Ralph had the extremely tiny sesame seed-sized balls it took to attack Jim's woman. Nick couldn't even do that directly, he just had to attack her race and ethnicity, while being too pathetic a coward to attack her personally, because that appears to be one of the few things other than child and animal abuse that makes Jim actually angry.

Nick is weak.

Nick is a fool.

Nick is a faggot.

Nick stares at ceiling cats and always picks the advice of the evil one.
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Nick is a non-practicing lawyer.

Nick has always had a passive-aggressive way of dealing with conflict. 'I don't burn bridges with people. They burn bridges with me', and 'I don't understand why he/she/it is made at me! I just want to have fun! Why can't people/don't people want to have fun anymore?', 'I like them, despite what they think of me. I hope they make a million dollars', and the like.

I think a lot of people (self-included until late 2022) thought this was a very kiwi-esque way of dealing with things--sitting back and laughing from a detatched position--,but it was actually some troon-tier 'I'M NOT MAD! YOU ARE MAD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME! IT'S NOT LIKE I CARE' seething behind a mask. Nick is the little bitch who makes (literal) kill lists because he doesn't have the balls to say shite to anyone's face.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I think a lot of people (self-included until late 2022) thought this was a very kiwi-esque way of dealing with things--sitting back and laughing from a detatched position--,but it was actually some troon-tier 'I'M NOT MAD! YOU ARE MAD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME! IT'S NOT LIKE I CARE' seething behind a mask. Nick is the little bitch who makes (literal) kill lists because he doesn't have the balls to say shite to anyone's face.

Yeah, it's weird that his guest list/appearance on someone else's show just keeps getting shorter or outright changing as time goes by. Potentially Criminal and Legal Mindset seems to be definitely out (I'd wager PC would relish at the chance to guest again, he's masochistic like that).

Good Lawgic and Legal Vices gets lip service but no show. Coomalot gets the silent treatment. Aussie overlawd is missing from his vocab. Hell, drexel almost never gets a mention anymore and only gets brought up when people ask. And these are the people, he swore by. Only other 2 left on top of my head is gosney but he said he wants out of streaming for the time being and branca, well nick said he'll guest soon so we'll see.

I personally think it's a sign that he has checked out of the 'network' and really would rather be doing something else. And that something else is somewhere else and the coke theory really fits

 

[Space Pope]

Aussie overlawd is missing from his vocab

And nothing of value was lost.

Only other 2 left on top of my head is gosney but he said he wants out of streaming for the time being

Gosney has been streaming several times a week for the past couple months and has been a guest multiple times on other shows recently.

Good Friday Stream
Streamed live on Mar 29, 2024
Let's take a moment to reflect on Good Friday, and what it means to a Christian.

I'll have to sit and think a minute about why he didn't invite Nicki on for this one.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I don't think finasteride or minoxidil can reverse hair loss due to malnutrition and drug use. Nick's body is literally dying, it'll take a miracle to get his hair back without a lifestyle change

Yeah I think medication can reverse drug related hair loss... people who have hair loss related to (medically necessary) prescription drugs can sometimes get a good result. But if he keeps blasting his body with the drugs and having other factors like stress, even if the treatment was effective it would be outweighed by the continued abuse.

finasteride and hair transplants are for faggots. Just shave that shit off you fairies

After a certain point I agree, but some people objectively do not have the head shape for the bald look. And you would need to do full bald if you didn’t want the fucked up hairline showing. I've seen shaved head guys with roundass heads that look silly, the Charlie Brown look isn't a good one.

 

[SargonF00t]

Coomalot gets the silent treatment.

Does anyone know what Coomalot did wrong for Rekieta to be pissed at him?

 

[AnOminous]

I personally think it's a sign that he has checked out of the 'network' and really would rather be doing something else. And that something else is somewhere else and the coke theory really fits

Nobody's buying his "Law Pope" shit any more since he became more of a joke than "Law Twitter." He just can't cope with the fact that anyone he invites on his coomfest of a jerkoff show will be more prominent than he is. That's why he mainly has degenerate worms on his show who he can use as homosexual sex toys publicly and they'll put up with it.

Look at the people who show up now, willing to let this depraved pervert lick at them like some degenerate shirtless skeletal masturbation demon. You'd have to be a fag of some sort to tolerate that appalling shit.

I've seen shaved head guys with roundass heads that look silly, the Charlie Brown look isn't a good one.

He has a head shape where he'd end up looking like the Eternal Coomer.

Nick has always had a passive-aggressive way of dealing with conflict. 'I don't burn bridges with people. They burn bridges with me', and 'I don't understand why he/she/it is made at me! I just want to have fun! Why can't people/don't people want to have fun anymore?', 'I like them, despite what they think of me. I hope they make a million dollars', and the like.

It's so FUNNAY! that people are pissing on your great-granddad's grave and vandalizing your property! It's so WEIRD! that you're mad at me for thinking that! Why are you ATTACKING me? Remember when you told me in confidence you were having suicidal thoughts? Lmao lol!

I also like how he nuked his own career from orbit with that last one. Is this a man you would EVER entrust with a confidence? Because your lawyer can be an absolute scumbag but if he can't even be entrusted with a confidence he is WORTHLESS as a lawyer.

 

[polar bear]

If she's been out of the workforce for years taking care of kids, I don't see a path to leaving Nick and taking care of 5 kids alone. She would have to divorce-rape him pretty thoroughly. Though I would think any judge would take a look at Nick and see that he shouldn't be around his kids, and I doubt he'd fight to keep them since he hates being a father.

I do wonder why she doesn't work now that the kids are all school age. Wonder if Nick wants her home. Just based on his manipulativeness I could see him wanting to control the flow of money coming in.

She doesn't care. Just like Meigh didn't care when the Gunt was drink driving her and Rozy. Only reason she left was a realization she's stuck with an abuser that barely earns enough to buy a torta, and that once she comes back to family, she will have it easier.
But Our Goblin has it very easy already. Money, nanny, abandoning children in various activities and clubs. What responsibilities does she have? She can realize her dreams by going to Hedonism to get nakey in front of black Jamaicans. She can order 1000$+ worth of Lego sets. She can get high on pills and lock herself up in the room watching Star Trek. She can get surgeries to turn herself into a goblin. Her kitchen looks like shit, even though they have more than enough money to keep it tidy and sweet. She doesn't even look after her own husband, instead she's waiting diligently till he dies from liver failure and she gets even more dosh. She's cool with him humiliating and destroying the reputation of the whole family. She was quite willing getting into a hot tub with degenerate swingers, giggling at Nick acting gay and bringing dishonor to the family. She can't even feed Nick. The easiest job in the world - cook a delicious and nutritious meal for the family, and make sure they eat it - and she can't even do that.

I am sure that if Nick won't die soon enough, and she will realize that money is drying up, she will get into the whole 'omg he manipulated me and was abusive and oh poor me' shtick - and I have no doubt there would be some truth to that. Nick gets angry very quickly when something doesn't go his way.
But my point is - as long as she has an easy life and doesn't have to put much effort into anything - she will accept whatever real or perceived abuse she is getting. She is not considering the divorce, because she's comfortable now. And that her children will have to carry the burden of being Nick's kids? Not her problem. She's got them legos and star treks and black dick. I can't feel sorry for someone as pathetic as this.

 

[Chazzed Up]

@polar bear Can't quote ya

I agree with everything you're saying, but from the 'trad' perspective most of the blame is on Nick here. The attitude in his sphere is that women are dumb and need men to control them. So by his own philosophy he is the one allowing this to go on, and clearly, he enjoys and fetishizes bad behavior in women.

The degeneracy between them is a chicken or the egg scenario. Is she following his example, did they get together because they both are degenerate, a little of both maybe? In any case, even if she were a rational agent, she isn't in a situation that would be easy to get out of. I've known women who got custody of multiple kids and made ends meet, but they had career skillsets to fall back on. If she divorce-raped him she could probably get alimony/child support but I don't have the personal experience to know if that would cover all their expenses without her also needing a decent income herself.

In any case, I suspect Nick hates women, being a faggot himself, and aiding her in being a trainwreck satisfies him. Gay men despise women even more than other women.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Oh man, fellow Christ-fags, get ready for this one.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

It's Eastuuuurrrrr

 

[Sharpeteer]

Oh man, fellow Christ-fags, get ready for this one.
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Nick's opinion on Christianity is about as useful as his legal analysis. We'd be better off hearing from an actual lawyer that practices Christianity.

 

[waffle]

Real men accept their baldness with grace. Nick could actually Norwood max and look good if he wasn't currently transmorphing into a spooky-scary-skelington. Wait, maybe that's why its happening - skeletons don't have hair!

NIck should know that going bald is actually an asset if you're a lawyer. As long as it just makes you look old and not like a dweeb. If it does do some mewing or something. For most people in their brains it's as simple as bald=old=experienced=guy I should hire if I can afford him.

 

[polar bear]

Can't quote ya

My post was too long, what you have to do is to highlight specific sentences and then click on "quote" - i only learned that from some other newfag poster who got bullied for not knowing it

The attitude in his sphere is that women are dumb and need men to control them

Men are dumb and women are dumb. Men get dumb more often for shorter amounts of time because of testosterone, which makes them angry dumb or horny dumb. Women get dumb less often but for longer, particularly around periods and pregnancies. Which is why a relationship of a man a woman is optimal, because they can correct each other when one of them gets too dumb. In Rekietas' marriage it is impossible, because neither of them strive to become better and less dumb - they just seek most shallow pleasures and numbness. They could beat each other up everyday and neither of them would ever become smarter, they're like amoebas. There will never be any depth to them.

I suspect Nick hates women, being a faggot himself, and aiding her in being a trainwreck satisfies him. Gay men despise women even more than other women

Delightful insight, enjoyed every word of it, 10/10 pure brutal truth

 

[zimzam88]

Oh man, fellow Christ-fags, get ready for this one.
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"I want to talk a bit about faith and I want to talk about what is happening to it"

Is balldoman implying "faith" is an object or an organization? Faith is belief that the bridge you're crossing wont collapse or in the case of Christianity its the personal faith that Christ will save you from your sins on judgement day if you genuinely repent. I'm sure his commentary will be as knowledgeable on "faith" as his commentary is on matters of the "law".

 

[ChromaQuack]

NIck should know that going bald is actually an asset if you're a lawyer. As long as it just makes you look old and not like a dweeb. If it does do some mewing or something. For most people in their brains it's as simple as bald=old=experienced=guy I should hire if I can afford him.

This would be very good advice if he were a practicing lawyer, alas...

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Does anyone know what Coomalot did wrong for Rekieta to be pissed at him?

No idea... Nick has a LOCALS clip from after his last Coomer Friday type show saying that he was 'TOTALLY' bringing Camelot back on after they found the right balance and they BOTH AGREED it had gone too far.

Since then... Nothing...

Remember when you told me in confidence you were having suicidal thoughts? Lmao lol!

I also like how he nuked his own career from orbit with that last one. Is this a man you would EVER entrust with a confidence? Because your lawyer can be an absolute scumbag but if he can't even be entrusted with a confidence he is WORTHLESS as a lawyer.

Just from an ethical standpoint, it is horrifying. ANY attorney or barrister doing that would be righteously castigated by members of his profession.

Put aside all his other issues, and it is still disgusting. More so that he has not apologised at all.

The degeneracy between them is a chicken or the egg scenario. Is she following his example, did they get together because they both are degenerate, a little of both maybe? In any case, even if she were a rational agent, she isn't in a situation that would be easy to get out of. I've known women who got custody of multiple kids and made ends meet, but they had career skillsets to fall back on. If she divorce-raped him she could probably get alimony/child support but I don't have the personal experience to know if that would cover all their expenses without her also needing a decent income herself.

Nick talked prenups and how they work if you have a good one. He also went into detail about how his was set up so that they could not screw each other over and the children would always have the house.

This was MONTHS or YEARS before his full turn. WEIRD...

And nothing of value was lost.



Gosney has been streaming several times a week for the past couple months and has been a guest multiple times on other shows recently.

Good Friday Stream
Streamed live on Mar 29, 2024
Let's take a moment to reflect on Good Friday, and what it means to a Christian.

I'll have to sit and think a minute about why he didn't invite Nicki on for this one.

Nick's opinion on Christianity is about as useful as his legal analysis. We'd be better off hearing from an actual lawyer that practices Christianity.

"I want to talk a bit about faith and I want to talk about what is happening to it"

Is balldoman implying "faith" is an object or an organization? Faith is belief that the bridge you're crossing wont collapse or in the case of Christianity its the personal faith that Christ will save you from your sins on judgement day if you genuinely repent. I'm sure his commentary will be as knowledgeable on "faith" as his commentary is on matters of the "law".

I am sure it will be retarded and more content for the 'religion' section of the supplemental post regarding his hypocrisy.