Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

 

[polar bear]

He takes it immediately before going to sleep, it takes about two hours to kick in, and then he wakes up. I'm guessing this is not how it was meant to be used.

Spoiler: Personal provigil experience

I took it occasionally for almost 10 years because of a job with ungodly mixed shift pattern. On days where I would need it, I would take it immediately after waking up. By the time I would get ready (shower etc), it would kick in, so I give it approx 30 mins. It lasts for approx 12 hours, which is why it is CRUCIAL to take it responsibly, planning ahead your rest time so that it does not get disrupted, neither by meds or by life.

So, Nick was absolutely retarded to use provigil in the worst possible way, and I have no doubt he did it - because he is a fucking emotionally stunted anorexic crying about the existence of people who he cannot manipulate, and having to drink alcohol to feel happy. Being able to beat his own body into submission by medicated sleep deprivation would probably make him think he is INVINCIBLE.

 

[LiquidKid]

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It's like watching a ten year old trying really hard to come off as mature and funny for his friends. Except his only conception of adult humor is South Park.
>I have no idea what I'm talking about, but as long I'm crass, I'm sure I'll score points somehow.

Hate to be the one to point out the flaw in a meme…but the passion is entirely told with subtitles. Watching it muted in a bar would not change the experience much

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I feel he's an almost 1:1 recreation of Clay Puppington. Attempting to portray a happy Christian family, (fitting, seeing as he's off to Bibble camp but is still taking time to rant on Xitter) yet he's happy to shove the liquor bottle he just finished up his ass and wear a ball crusher calling itself a dildo .

The Easter disaster stream only shows how accurate this post from last year really was.

The alcoholism, contempt for his family, closeted homosexuality, the cynical twisting of Christianity to suit his selfish ends - it's all there.

 

[Oxyjen]

Christian Example

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Hate to be the one to point out the flaw in a meme…but the passion is entirely told with subtitles. Watching it muted in a bar would not change the experience much

You're right. I must be getting second-hand brain damage from too much Rekieta.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Hate to be the one to point out the flaw in a meme…but the passion is entirely told with subtitles. Watching it muted in a bar would not change the experience much

The further layer of the joke is that Nick didn’t read or really watch it.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Nick's drunken and drug fueled schizo 'faith' rant Sunday reminded me of those schizo homeless people you occasionally see on metro sidewalks. They babble incessantly about random shit, wide open eyes darting around, crazy hand movements. If you aren't experienced with them you think they are talking to you, but they keep babbling even after you pass them. Nick isn't even talking to chat anymore, he is talking to ceiling cat schizo ghosts.

 

[AnOminous]

As myself and many other atheists will tell you, we all came from ridiculous Christian and catholic households and had to read the Bible and get the gospel teachings constantly. So most atheists know the Bible better than believers.

I might have said that a while ago, but now most atheists are pure reddit-tier idiots who know very little and what little they do know is wrong. I could say the same about a lot of self-professed Christians, though, Nick being a prime example of a completely ignorant shithead who can't seem to decide whether he's a Christian or a demon-possessed cuck skeleton with a reddit-level knowledge of the Bible.

Rackets is beyond contemptible and a douchey miscreant. But no one deserves cancer, let alone pancreatic cancer.

Someone else pointed it out, but in Nick's case it's that cancer, not even pancreatic cancer, doesn't deserve Cuckieta.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

New cope. He wishes he was a hedonist, as he defines it “only living for yourself”. Argues with Steve Gosney at the end.

@Null Honestly if you cover Metokur on MATI please juxtapose Metokur with Rekieta. Metokur might be a cancer patient with an anime addiction, but his view on mortality and morality are in such stark contrast to Nick. It’s like a modern day Goofus and Gallant.

 

[Captain Manning]

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I certainly don't disagree with Sean, but hopefully he realizes the rage pig might start oinking angrily at him for calling out the rage twig.

Actually, it would be funny if that didn't happen, and Nick's Easter show disgusted even Ralph. Ralph might actually have a better grasp of what Christianity is supposed to be than Nick.

Also, I would argue Nick's takes aren't "reddit tier." That's too kind. Nick's takes are almost satanic. They are certainly blasphemous.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I certainly don't disagree with Sean, but hopefully he realizes the rage pig might start oinking angrily at him for calling out the rage twig.

Ralph might, but at this point I think he's willing to disregard it as long as Sean is nice to him. Nick isn't coming on the killstream, Sean has. Ralph only has a bridge to burn with Sean in defense of Nick, which, given the rage pig's history is entirely possibly, I just think at this point it is unlikely.

 

[AnOminous]

Nicky uses approximately none of its functionality and just uses it as a massively overpriced I/O box because he read online that it is "gud", even though a dedicated DAC/AMP setup for even 1/4th the price would absolutely beat it in sound quality for merely powering headphones.

He really is a stupid, ignorant wigger who thinks just spending more on something means it's better, even if it's overpriced, overrated or, in this case, an actually good item that would make sense for its actual purpose but is pointless to have for what he's using it for when something a lot cheaper would be a lot better for what he's actually doing, and he's too much of a dumb boomer faggot and too drunk an idiot to use any of the fancy features that are why it costs so much.

To see him on this disjointed heretical rant on Easter of all days solidifies he really did earn it.

And to think I thought that Biden declaring Easter National Child Grooming Pederast Day of Visibility would be the most offensive thing I'd see on Easter.

 

[Humble Architect]

The comparisons have been made before but it’s really amazing how much he’s line to re-enact Leaving Las Vegas, it feels like a parody at times it’s so on-point.

“I can remember if they left because of my drinking or if I’m drinking because they left.”

Except the difference will be there won’t be a “hooker with a heart of gold” to hold him and clean up after him, he’ll die in the gutter, alone, with only his cat demon to mourn him.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, I would argue Nick's takes aren't "reddit tier." That's too kind. Nick's takes are almost satanic. They are certainly blasphemous.

They're the same picture.

If he got pancreatic cancer or some other horrible illness it'd just give him another excuse to hide behind to avoid coming to terms with the fact that he essentially blew up a career a lot of people would give an arm and a leg for because he was too retarded to realize his contract with Rumble was conditional on the size of his audience and their engagement.

He also doesn't seem to grasp that if YOU sign a contract, YOU do what you agreed to do. He seems to think he can sign a contract and then just coom for hours instead of what he was hired to do. And if he's asked to do what he agreed to do he goes into teenage FUCK YOU DAD mode.

And to him, God is the ultimate Dad.

Except the difference will be there won’t be a “hooker with a heart of gold” to hold him and clean up after him, he’ll die in the gutter, alone, with only his cat demon to mourn him.

As bleak as both the novel and the movie were, John O'Brien's sister once pointed out that the reality of how he died was far worse, more miserable, and that if anything, the novel romanticized his downward spiral.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Okay, that is what I thought was the case, but wanted to make sure I didn't miss anything on that front.

It seems he has escaped an appropriate level of criticism for all his boasting that Kiwi Farms had no idea what they were talking about when lots of people opined that Rumble would not re-sign him?

Perhaps his life is such an obvious disaster, people don't have it in them to go hard at another tell-tale sign of failure in life.

The thread gave him shit for it around March 1st. It's just that there's no way we can confirm that he's lost the contract for sure. It seems likely he did because he's NOT sassily eating a Dorito at his critics.

I'm guessing what will happen is we'll continue presume he's not under contract anymore, and he'll continue to keep silent and hope people think he is.

I can't imagine what value he brings to Rumble and LOCALS anymore.

Nick was excited about his new situation on March 1st where he didn't have to do the Rumble switchover or post-stream Locals stream anymore. Then he got called out on Kiwi Farms for losing his contract and suddenly he was turning off the YouTube streams again, seemingly because he decided he would rather pretend to have a contract than get clowned on by detractors.

His spite towards his thread has not yet extended to doing any streams or videos on his Locals since February because that requires more work than pressing a button.

And after his joyous announcement, he has done fuck all on thr platform besides promise a video on it to explain his scheduling difficulties.

I hope he is saving up all his bottled up LOCALS cope for that video. The post-show streams were mines of it.

I assume Nick had been talking about Biden proclaiming March 31st trans visibility day or some such & Nick evidently had grown tired of the topic. He said something to the effect that overall, he had no problem with it, his main issue was that it was a boring thing to discuss.

Nick is where "lgbtq accepting" churches come from. It's the women who only want to be "nice" to everyone with no discernment getting piloted around by venomous faggots like Nick.

He basically said that people were freaking out over nothing because there was a Trans Day of Visibility on March 31st from the aughts--'it is Easter that changed dates'. I am sure he is taking aim at Scandanavian prudes.

Yes, he said this completely overlooking the official announcement of the day has been omitted for decades.

It is vile shite like this that makes me questions my more libertarian opinions (generally leave each other alone) and lean toward some kind of centralised enforcement of a basic standard. Probably not achievable without strong ethnic or religious ties. I am becoming more like the Pine Tree neighbour than Frost's Apple Tree neighbour.

Like eventually Nick is gonna say or do something irredeemable to everyone within his circle. See:Null , Eric, Sean, Andrew, the vtubers as examples. At this point it just which bridge is he gonna burn next. I think if this causes Gosney to abandon ship, alot of lawtube is probably next.

They have for the most part. When was the last lawyer to come on? Journalist? Political activist or pundit?

Nick’s interpretation of the Sermon on the Mount is that Jesus actually said it’s cool to cheat on your wife and swing from Jesus literally saying “Glancing at a woman with impure intentions is effectively the same as being adulterous and a sin”.

His interpretation is that the rules are so restrictive that NO ONE can follow them, SO WHY TRY!? GRACE, MAN!

He missed the while point of conviction motivating you to change.

It’s definitely possible. I still don’t get his sleeping schedule. He claims on Easter Sunday that at 5am he wanted to sleep but couldn’t because he had to get the kids and wife up at 8am to get ready for church at 10:30. Why was he up at night if he wasn’t streaming?

I get that he streams at 11pm (sometimes), but that’s lucky to be 2-3 times a week. I’ve worked a combination of day shifts and nightshifts in the past but I never kept those hours by choice when I wasn’t working. My conclusion from his sleep schedule is that he’s actively trying to avoid his wife and kids.

I honestly don’t know why she puts up with it. No money is worth it and there’s no point staying together for the kids because he’s sleeping during the day anyway and drunk as anything while awake.

I agree. He probably says he is doing show prep or that his sleep schedule cannot be changed or it will interfere with streaming, but it is a lie so he can fuck off and do whatever.

I had a freind with a husband who would spend hours at the grocer shopping just to get out of being home with his children when they were small. He hated child care and changing nappies, so he took 2 hours to find milk and eggs.

The only thing sadder than Nick’s streams and Locals chat is his actual Locals activity. If you’re in other active Locals at some semblance of activity in the form of sharing articles and asking questions. Now it’s just the same 3 leeches advertising their shitty webshows in between Nick announcing cancellations. It’s a genuine ghost town.

Fact-check: TRUE.

New cope. He wishes he was a hedonist, as he defines it “only living for yourself”. Argues with Steve Gosney at the end.

@Null Honestly if you cover Metokur on MATI please juxtapose Metokur with Rekieta. Metokur might be a cancer patient with an anime addiction, but his view on mortality and morality are in such stark contrast to Nick. It’s like a modern day Goofus and Gallant.

He literally describes Hedonism like 'Hakuna Matata' from the Lion King. The whole point was that Simba could NOT stay in that lifestyle and had responsibilities he had to take.

Nick got morality stomped by Disney. Congratulations.

 

[Nate Higgers]

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I know the whole “e-celeb who has the same opinions as me is BASED because same opinions as me” thing is gay, but

I really like how Dollar Store Brand George RR Martin has slowly turned his opinion on Rekieta…and for no other reasons than Rekietas own actions themselves. It’s not like “oh the kiwifarms made me see the light about Nick, they made me hate him now”- it’s just the shit coming out of Nicks own mouth, in front of Nicks own camera, on Nicks own channel. No editorializing, the reason for the contempt comes straight from the Balldo Lawyer.

Also it’s a bonus that Sean is not only a practicing lawyer but he’s still in “good standing” with the rest of “lawtube”. As far as I know, he’s the last YouTube lawyer that Nick has been in a stream with in a long fucking time. And now that bridge is burnt too, for no reason other than Nicks degenerate hedonistic drunken slovenly heretical attitude about Christianity.

tl;dr: fat lawyer man good, balldo NPL bad

 

[Null]

His attempts at comedy are some of the most painful things I've ever subjected myself to. Rekieta wanting to be an improv comedian is as tragic as a colorblind kind wanting to be a pilot. He has absolutely zero sense of comedic timing or delivery. It's just a non-stop, rambling diatribe that he sometimes interrupts to say something racist. There's no point to the racism and there's often little callback. He seems to think any sentence suddenly spiced up with a nigger or kike is instantly good stand-up. Listening to him reminds me of being at a bus stop and being harassed by a drunk homeless man who leans in to say something he thinks is offensive.

It's basically random-access humor. I've always really liked that CWCism because it defines a type of non-humor that is very common, like teh penguin of doom. There's nothing inherently funny about doom, or penguins, or sporks... but you slam those bad-boys together and you've got yourself a real knee-slapper.

Have you found yourself 5 minutes into a religious diatribe and now your entire stream chat is unresponsive and dead? Throw in OFFENSIVE_WORD+SILLY_WORD hybrid and the day is saved. NIGGERFARTS!!

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Any chance Nick has late stage syphilis?
Dude looks like he's dying and is going insane.
Really doesn't look good for our boy Rackets. Maybe another drink will help.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Ralph might actually have a better grasp of what Christianity is supposed to be than Nick.

Ralph is only capable of oinking out “Crisis Kang”.