Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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SupremeGuntleman said:
It was mentioned in that lost pets group, IIRC Clint went and collected the lizard, said it wasn't puff and then gave it to the animal shelter. It's speculated that it was Puff and Clint knowingly did this to save puffers from Josh.

Furthermore, I think it's totally plausible. What are the odds of another lost exotic pet like that being lost a mile away in Casper.
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hillbillies love collecting weird animals like lizards and snakes, it's not that weird.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
It’s totally feasible and realistically the best thing for Cobra. Clint can keep an eye on him, he can field the DoorDash stuff for him while not reacting or mentioning it which after 6-8 months should kill the entire point of doing it. He can call ahead to EMS/Police/Fire services and have that put on a moratorium, they can call him ahead of time. He can fix Cobra’s bike and have him closer to services in town, not to mention transport. Cobra won’t ever listen to him but with him in the immediate vicinity, things could pick up for him. Not to mention that he’d kick Jessica off the property for being a fucking psycho and that would probably end the entire thing right there and then.

He would hate like 99% of his time there but he would never actually leave as he doesn’t have the means to do so and he’s way too fucking lazy to do it anyway. He’d be stuck being boy’d until the end of his days and it would be the best thing for him.
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How would that really work. Josh lives in proximity to Clint? Dude can't even remotely sober up for a birthday lunch with family, it's going to be a Neverending source of embarrassment for a guy as prideful as Clint for his real family to see how he failed his biological son so badly.

Clint should just get Josh a second hand trailer instead. Those landlords basically don't evict for anything short of proven domestic terrorism.

And Josh will get an endless supply of new guests and his drunken rambling will fit in with all the other degens at rock bottom
 
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Mushroom King said:
Jessica Messica really has a way with words sometimes, I really like her streams, she's like a Cobraverse tour guide.
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That is the only way i can watch a NAL stream without getting bored. She knew about NAL long before the Cobra stuff and she sometimes has nice background lore about the cunt demon.
 
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Blagher said:
How would that really work. Josh lives in proximity to Clint? Dude can't even remotely sober up for a birthday lunch with family, it's going to be a Neverending source of embarrassment for a guy as prideful as Clint for his real family to see how he failed his biological son so badly.
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He is a fair distance away from Clint now, like other side of town distance him being closer lets him take a bit more of an active roll in Policing Josh's behaviour - and Clint for all his faults doesn't seem embarrassed by Josh an his antics at least when he's around to moderate him, it's his outside antics that get to him and they have mostly until Jessica calmed down and even then I get the sense he's aware of it an is trying to moderate Josh when it comes to her an this current mess might honestly be the final straw for him and him being so passive.

If only to try and keep him from getting worse Clint isn't getting any older and anything he needs to put in place now to save Josh from abject poverty an begging (he's not the type is seems to foist the sped onto his other kids) he needs to do it now when it's still somewhat easy, or as easy ans having to wrangle Josh can be.

I think with his Sisters particularly his younger sister is an easy call to them Josh was the older kid who acted stupid an got a lot of attention, I think his older sister is more in contact with him if only because there is less of an age gap an she has more pleasant memories of him, but still doesn't want to baby sit him, I think that's more of a whole family thing apart from Clint, Tannis his step mum cared for him but now she's just tuned out because she's happy or OK with how things are when he's not there an puts up with him for the limited time he is.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Before when (insert girlfriend name) said she was going to kill herself to try and manipulate him he just told her to do it then hung up the phone. Now he's totally impotent.
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i wonder what caused him to change. is he scared of being alone forever? or have the trolls actually forced him up against a wall with no escape? his desire to never let the trolls win is the thing thats destroying him the fastest. it would seem. even if cobes can ignore the trolls NAL cant and with this eviction there is more reason than ever for trolls to anger NAL whenever shes with cobes.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
i wonder what caused him to change. is he scared of being alone forever? or have the trolls actually forced him up against a wall with no escape? his desire to never let the trolls win is the thing thats destroying him the fastest. it would seem. even if cobes can ignore the trolls NAL cant and with this eviction there is more reason than ever for trolls to anger NAL whenever shes with cobes.
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His brain has turned to actual feces in the interim
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
i wonder what caused him to change. is he scared of being alone forever? or have the trolls actually forced him up against a wall with no escape? his desire to never let the trolls win is the thing thats destroying him the fastest. it would seem. even if cobes can ignore the trolls NAL cant and with this eviction there is more reason than ever for trolls to anger NAL whenever shes with cobes.
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An optimistic view is that he's using NAL to display his value to of-age suitresses. On yesterday's livestream when he was talking about the stuff he bought for her he said something like "Women see how I treat Jessica and they're like 'awwww I want a man like that'". It's possible he's planning to drop her like a birthday cake the second a green-eyed goth fangirl enters the picture.

The less optimistic view is that he's just used to being treated like this. All his friends are drunks and tweakers, and people like to say Stephanie was normal but the relationships she got into after Josh included a satanic witch polycule and the only black guy in Casper, also she has a fixation on anal. NAL isn't even close to the craziest person he's known. He used to hang out and take drugs with Down the Hall Dave who had been to prison for having a schizophrenic break and shooting someone.
 
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