Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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And she's again or still very sick! So sick. Maybe even a bronchitis. Different sites on her body hurt.
Probably has a good fever, but alas, when was the time she either ate a respectable meal or drank a nice glass of water followed by sleep? Or just didn't drink absinth straight from a bottle?

Now she's throwing up on stream half naked, like any trad cath wife would do.
 
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NAL's gravity bong. Bottle looks like it hasn't been replaced in months.

What with this and the acrylic bong that Josh bought for her earlier, NAL really giving off that 15-year-old first time stoner vibes.
 
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NAL's gravity bong. Bottle looks like it hasn't been replaced in months.

What with this and the acrylic bong that Josh bought for her earlier, NAL really giving off that 15-year-old first time stoner vibes.
Funny thing is, it was replaced just recently. She cut the new bottle on stream.
 
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She's always running water I don't get it
African children in shambles
I read somewhere it's a coping mechanism? Like she used to hide in the bathroom as a kid and then had the water running so she could say "i'm busy in here, don't come in." Not sure if that's legit it, it'd kinda make sense to me though.
She's eating honey in the grossest way possible now.
 
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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the troles, we can blame Jessica, we can praise Aryan Aaron's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. The deliveries, the food hacks, you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Gothic King Cobra and Clint, but MASSIVE cashapp donos are desperately needed in the summer. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the clocktower dreamhouse, or even our chances of avoiding a group home. Not trole bashing like this. What do you think, cobra cultists? #Jessica-IN or #Jessica-OUT?
 
Which surprisingly enough even when Jessica was streaming no door dash or anything aside from legitimate deliveries of booze and cakes I think?
this is because the whole time jessica was constantly begging for them to send things. even in passive comments it was always just "we could drink tonight if somebody door dashed us some alcohol" or we could do a cool food hack tonight if somebody sent us the ingredients *stares at camera before mumbling something under her breath*" why send things when jessica does more harm than any troll sending him pig food could ever hope for.
I'm really disliking this new battered house wife version of Josh. Hearing him make excuses for the straight up abuse Jessica has put him through so far is just depressing to watch. You can tell that deep down he knows she isn't good for him but he is in too deep to admit it, his ODD just won't let him admit he may have been wrong about her. He'll put like 1% of the blame on her but then quickly hand wave it away by shifting blame to the trolls or himself.
yeah hearing him make all these excuses for jessicas behavior was just sad. he tries to brush it off as oh yeah this is just how all women act. when that is not the case at all. dude is so set on blaming trolls that he is ignoring the troll he calls his girlfriend. no doubt jessica knows this and makes sure to further ingrain in his head hat its the trolls that cause him problems and nobody else. he said he would be willing to put jessica in her place but we all know the second he dares put his foot down she is gonna lose her mind.

the only way i see him actually standing his ground is if she starts challenging every single thing he does and starts acting even more like his mom. if not for the trolls i think this would happen way sooner but he is way too stubborn and fails to notice how much the trolls enjoy the suffering she causes him.
If Jessica is a main stay she is going to run up his bills, the water for sure. At the rate she accidentlys something is pretty alarming.
oh yeah jessica is a massive liability and the more we see of her the more it becomes clear why she lives with her parents and not on her own she would be an absolutely awful person to live around in any form of apartment complex situation and for all we know she may have already been kicked out of all the apartments in her area.
I am sure this has been brought up by now (this thread moved too fast in the last few days) so mark me late if it was, but what are the chances that NAL is happy over this eviction? Maybe she thinks it is her shot at finding a place with Cobes and being on the lease with him?
i mean.. if she cared about him at all she would have put in the effort to behave especially since it does seem like she knew he was on thin ice. so i would not be surprised if she was thinking about how this could be the chance for her to get herself on the lease with him in a new place. in reality if this does happen they will just get kicked out in a week or two unless they rent an entire house
And she's again or still very sick! So sick. Maybe even a bronchitis. Different sites on her body hurt.
shes been sick for months its very odd. she does not trust doctors so even when she goes to them she just says they are wrong and leaves. its like shes looking for a certain diagnosis but the reality is she spends most of her day drinking and yelling and when shes not doing either of those shes smoking out of filthy bongs. her lungs are most likely insanely fucked up same with her throat.
 
What do you think, cobra cultists? #Jessica-IN or #Jessica-OUT?
Out for his safety, buuuut #Jessica-IN for the constant drama and tension. Nightly domestics = top content. Will she get a machete? Will they produce a child? Will Clint step in, or not? When will Jessica kill him like her spirit animal, the praying mantis? New angles of the boglim den. A new boglim den in the near future? I could go on, but he's got 2k+ viewers for a mostly muted stream. This is a peak.
 
Get this boy an acre of land outside the city (outside the doordash catchment area) and dump a trailer on it. He'd be happy as a pig in shit I tell you hwat.
>nobody can send him sauce sandwiches or ice
>cant be evicted for 3am vocal covers
>can smoke inside
>no rent to meet
>can blast away any trespassin troles
tmdwu
Found the BOY his very own slice of heaven:
>two acres just outside casper
>electricity available
>all for just 25k
 
The stream is her doing a bunch of weed, talking about useless shit and her making gross grandma noises.
 
yeah hearing him make all these excuses for jessicas behavior was just sad. he tries to brush it off as oh yeah this is just how all women act. when that is not the case at all. dude is so set on blaming trolls that he is ignoring the troll he calls his girlfriend. no doubt jessica knows this and makes sure to further ingrain in his head hat its the trolls that cause him problems and nobody else. he said he would be willing to put jessica in her place but we all know the second he dares put his foot down she is gonna lose her mind.
We've had over half a decade of gender relayshuns expert Jorp and the moment he's in an actual relayshunship again he becomes a cowed, battered wife. What a let down. Before when (insert girlfriend name) said she was going to kill herself to try and manipulate him he just told her to do it then hung up the phone. Now he's totally impotent.
 
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