Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Nearly 2000 people watching right now I legitimately think Cobes might be getting the most views of any lolcow period. Not sure even Chris Chan gets those numbers. TWU
Chris got around 2k watching on his first post-jail stream. Now he’s lucky if he can make it past 500. Cobes’ first stream with Methica meanwhile had about 4k viewers at its peak.
 
jessica is going legit insane in this stream, haven't seen so many bans in my life
She is claiming that someone with her name is banning people. She has been claiming this for awhile now yet seems to have no clue how someone with her exact username got modded or how to get rid of them lol

Gotta love when dumb people assume everyone is as dumb as they are.
 
Fucking hell, we are going to get some many sulky, arms crossed, lips more pouty than normal streams I think.

I wonder what the new place will be like. Its must be useful to have an apartment complex because it limits the amount people can fuck around with him. Also means he has to make some effort to be normal.

If as others have suggested, he is on a bit of land Clint owns in a trailer, Cobes would degrade far faster. Not to mention, people might fuck with him directly if there is no one else around.

Still, will be fun to see how this new homesteading arc plays out.
 
I am sure this has been brought up by now (this thread moved too fast in the last few days) so mark me late if it was, but what are the chances that NAL is happy over this eviction? Maybe she thinks it is her shot at finding a place with Cobes and being on the lease with him?
No way Clint allows that. Wasn't Josh's ssi barely covering his current rent as is?
 
You're right. Homedad Clint managed to use his speechcraft 100 to talk the eviction from the old apartment down to a "termination of lease", which doesn't automatically imply any wrongdoing on the tenant's part. The fact that he said 3 months specifically means that they likely told him they won't be renewing his lease once it's up. If he'd received a termination of lease notice he'd have gotten 30 days to clear out.
It's kind of a win-win too, especially if you have a tenant like Cobra whose rent is always paid on time and has been for a few years.

The landlord avoids the hassle of a civil evictions case (or worse) and the tenant can find a new place to rent without the stigma of an actual eviction on their record.
 
swamping in a fucking tub
I know a lot of you guys don't like the female cows much, but Jessica is increasingly reminding me of Kindness, the pooner who was the spark that imploded the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. They are both vile, personality-disordered women who latch to their victim like a facehugger. Kindness is famous for streaming naked from her bathtub (and constant peeing in said tubs). Anyway, just thought the similarities are remarkable, and if Cobes ends up like Bonnie (Kindness' victim), she's not going anywhere soon.
Boy seems to think it's going to be an upgrade since he upgraded after the last eviction, however I don't think that's likely.
Anything will feel like an upgrade, probably, if only because everything will be clean for a short moment. Moving is how he cleans his apartment.
 
WHEN we see our heroes again? Any predictions? Cobes tied it on pretty tight this morning with the moonshine and three beers. Who even knows what the fuck NAL is doing.
 
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WHEN we see our heroes again? Any predictions? Cobes tied it on pretty tight this morning with the moonshine and three beers. Who even knows what the fuck NAL is doing.
She's in her safe space. After raging for a bit longer, because the trolls are the reason for everything and she never ever even screamed at her parents, she went on to bathe, and bathe. Let 500 people stare at a towel for a prolonged time and listen to running water and music. And she's again or still very sick! So sick. Maybe even a bronchitis. Different sites on her body hurt.

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