Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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This is what Cobes has to say about lame-o CasperCobraStompers:
(Watch at your own risk.)
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CasperCobraStompers are fat and the Gothic Bad Boy would not have sex with them, either.
What's funny to me is that the CCS fag would likely seethe for weeks if he was directly called out before being farted on.

Does this reddit guy have anything to do with those Casper Cobra Stoppers putting flyers under Cobe's door?
 
Are you going to ensure nobody assaults Cyraxx in the future too?

I think the obvious difference is Cyraxx is a pedophile weirdo who invites people to come fight him and fuck with him.

Cobra is, at worst, a guy who can't for the life of him not draw attention to how mad his trolls make him and react to things going on, he's low hanging fruit for reddit-tards who are trying to 1up each other on the reaction they can get out of Cobes. Cobra is definitely harmless in the cow-sphere as a whole and, while definitely a retard who I think @Null shouldn't be trying to find a house for (Especially with NAL in the picture), he's definitely someone who's being fucked with way harder than he needs to be with a ton of redditors egging each other on to do bullshit they shouldn't. I am for one someone who finds it kind of amusing when people send him dumb shit through the post and he plays a whole "THANKS FOR THE CATFOOD DUMBTARDS!" then goes on to eat it to "Own the trolls", ok that's kinda funny but he did it once and won't do it again, stop re-doing it.

I don't put it past NAL to get mad at Cobra while she's at home schitzo-ranting on stream and drop the address of the "New place" Null would have for Cobra which would make this much worse as way more people would outright fuck with the place to fuck with no only Cobes, but Null as a whole. NAL is far too unhinged and unstable to be put any trust in, I think Cobra might by some form of accident (and having people willing to follow him around) accidentally expose his place, but NAL would do it out of spite or because she comes up with some schitzo-theory (Probably egged on by trolls) which means she should doxx.
 
Are you going to ensure nobody assaults Cyraxx in the future too?
Cyraxx is on video admitting to being a pedophile. He's also an elder abuser who mouth raped a blind kid in school. It's always annoyed me that people try and force a gremlin who in a better world would just be put down like a sick animal into the Cobraverse.
 
Very cool, how did you capture the data to begin with? Custom job?

A couple of months ago, CasperCobraStompers was in chat on Cobes livestream and got blocked, so he switched to what I presume to be his main account and sent a $2 super chat saying "we're coming for you" or something to that effect.
So he's defo a sperg, coin collecting and vintage fireworks.
Yup, this is definitely the guy. 20240404_192901.jpg
 
The aleeshatheroadie account was def nuked from Reddit.
I have downloaded most comments from SeizureBots channel and running for patterns.

ETA his community tab is a spergariffic trip. I'm mostly sure but still verifying this is our guy

Has children , correct age , total faggot. Pines for things he doesn't have and days gone by.

duckduckgo has some topics made by aleeshatheroadie on reddit in their search still. When you click reddit it shows as made by deleted but ddg still shows aleeshatheroadie.

Definitely looks like the same person.


^ Aleesha as per ddg

https://duckduckgo.com/?q="aleeshatheroadie"
 
Very cool, how did you capture the data to begin with? Custom job?

A couple of months ago, CasperCobraStompers was in chat on Cobes livestream and got blocked, so he switched to what I presume to be his main account and sent a $2 super chat saying "we're coming for you" or something to that effect.
So he's defo a sperg, coin collecting and vintage fireworks.
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Cyraxx is a pedophile weirdo who invites people to come fight him and fuck with him.
Cyraxx is on video admitting to being a pedophile. He's also an elder abuser who mouth raped a blind kid in school. It's always annoyed me that people try and force a gremlin who in a better world would just be put down like a sick animal into the Cobraverse.
Then there's Chris Chan. And, yes, I know Null helped out Chris Chan during the whole "idea guys" thing. Hindsight is 20/20. But given that instance, doing something similar for other lolcows seems extremely naive to me and is not in line with what I was led to believe were the guiding principles for the Kiwi Farms.

But it is his website. So, do carry on.
 
Then there's Chris Chan. And, yes, I know Null helped out Chris Chan during the whole "idea guys" thing. Hindsight is 20/20. But given that instance, doing something similar for other lolcows seems extremely naive to me and is not in line with this website's main principles

I think the key difference would be that Cobra is quite isolated from his trolls in a social/friendship manner and also, he's not influenced into admitting or doing illegal shit. He makes a very heavy point of sperging out if people do that.
 
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It's criminal that this part of the stream is muted. Body language is interesting. Aaron is shuffling awkwardly around on his feet. Completely attentive to NAL moving around the room, helping her do things. Looking bashful when she waves her crazy arms around. Small stretching to ease tension.

I think he's totally angling for some Pretzel Baconator action.
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Poor Josh might get cucked and all he got out of it was a clean kitchen.
god damm thems some sad assed titties. like fried eggs hanging on a nail
 
I think the key difference would be that Cobra is quite isolated from his trolls in a social/friendship manner and also, he's not influenced into admitting or doing illegal shit. He makes a very heavy point of sperging out if people do that.
I don't know. This sounds like a cope. That's just my gut feeling on it.
 
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he's not influenced into admitting or doing illegal shit.
A big difference between the two is unlike Chris Chan Cobes is terrified of the law. So scared in fact that for years he would claim he only smokes weed in Colorado because he didn't want to get in trouble with the law (Wyoming has moronic archaic weed laws) Chris on the other hand has weirdly little to no fear of the law. As far back as his early 20s he was doing blatantly illegal shit at the mall and did not give a fuck.
 
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