Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It doesn't even sound like he was 'repressed' anyway given the underwear party stories and talking about his wife being into black guys when they met. It's unlikely they were monogamous, he may well have been having sex with men in the past.

Its like F.A.G.S. F.R.I.E.N.D.S. but gayer and less masculine.

Awaiting the Casino watching @elb's clip of Gosney watching elb's clip of Gosney on with Nicki.

I can't believe what you're telling me, it's macabre!

 

[ChromaQuack]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17632861See this post.

That's a Brazilian place, the descriptions are in portuguese and it even has "BR" on the profile.

I was hoping he would be following a few of the very infamous faggot places in Argentina like the Amerika nightclub, they have a tradition to take pictures of their patrons posing in front of a decorated wall with their logo and finding an IG or Boomerbook post with Nicky there would have been absolutely hilarious FUNNY and WEIRD.

 

[Maude Snew]

Seeing Drex as Pikachu cracked me up. Thanks

Drexel will do more than peek at you, he'll also take creepshots pictures of the gym equipment you're totally right in front of oh damn.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

The png of Nick with the fingergun to his head would be perfect for Balldolands box art.

 

[daffodils]

Uganda Court Rejects Modernity, NY AG Quesitons Trump's Bond, Young Men Ruin Housing

- Nick realizes he fucked up the show description yesterday. He used a Rumble template he had saved.
- Sponsors are Field Of Greens and his Locals.
- He has Eric July's 'whitebread ass nigga' on his soundboard.
- Gets trough the first glass of whiskey in 20 minutes.
- Talks about his new Rumble "agreement" that doesn't require him to start on Youtube. The word "contract" is never uttered. Does that weird thing again where he lowers his voice to signal satisfaction. (~23m)
- Field Of Greens gave him a script to read. Guzzling the stuff made his "health numbers" better.
- Stream-of-consciousness comedy about adoption/foster parenting (~43m)
- Uganda article reading. Every sentence followed by two minutes of overexcited babbling.
- Nick likes the gays/All blacks are gay/Lawrence v. Texas (1h12m)
- Is late for the Rumble switch because he's so excited by his wit. Finally remembers at 1h25m.
- Break is over 15 minutes long. "You gotta check on the house, you gotta check on the kids, you gotta check on the lady... I don't like this break, I don't... but I got kids with early morning activities... I got a wife I gotta make sure she's OK... she's... alone at night... and I know... 'You've always had this schedule'... but were older now, we're different... people you've been with... their wants and needs change... and to be candid about it, their wants and needs changed a little while back... and maybe you had a bunch of excuses for why you didn't change... and maybe those excuses sounded good in the moment *licks bottle* but you learn... oh, you know what, that was just bullshit language for 'it's easier'... I will never ever put a show, a job, or anything above my family, I won't"
- Gofundme for dead mom; Nick reflects on mortality and does his slimy toast thing (probably third glass, I lost count)
- Still going on about Uganda. He now seems to drag out the "funny" articles so he doesn't have to do the lawyer stuff.
- "I'm pretty sure all my sex contraptions are only for the opposite sex"
- Singing
- Finally gets to the Trump story at 2h17m; obvious lack of enthusiasm; immediately goes on a tangent
- "Funny" voices
- "Blablablabla... I don't wanna keep reading this... we'll do it anyway!"
- Major insight provided: They're doing it because it's Trump! That law degree is really paying off.
- "Alright, NEXT STORY!" (2h36m)
- "OK, we're done with the article" (2h45m); Nick comments on young men and real estate, mostly incoherent
- "I lost track on that one... anyway, I'm gonna go to bed"

 

[Harm]

what is this arm even
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He's been hitting the gym, obviously. Smashing some wrist curls, intentionally eating his calories like a Chad, and developing what athletic intellectuals like Nick call "muscles."

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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Still looks too healthy for either Harry or Rekieta.

This got sent to me today by a mutual someone else thought along the same lines as me.

 

[Active User]

I was listening to an old stream as background noise and a comparison to how he is now and the name Siracha got mentioned, which I hadn't heard in a while. That was the lady who read stuff on the Russel Greer streams and iirc Josh jumped on to one of them, but was it ever known what was up with her regarding how she ended up on Nick's stream? Was she just a random friend or small streamer or something?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

- Nick realizes he fucked up

Got me going for nothing smh

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I was listening to an old stream as background noise and a comparison to how he is now and the name Siracha got mentioned, which I hadn't heard in a while. That was the lady who read stuff on the Russel Greer streams and iirc Josh jumped on to one of them, but was it ever known what was up with her regarding how she ended up on Nick's stream? Was she just a random friend or small streamer or something?

Yes I enjoyed her contributions to those streams. I’m fairly certain she was Asterios’s girlfriend from the Dick Show.

 

[Space Pope]

- Break is over 15 minutes long. "You gotta check on the house, you gotta check on the kids, you gotta check on the lady... I don't like this break, I don't... but I got kids with early morning activities... I got a wife I gotta make sure she's OK... she's... alone at night... and I know... 'You've always had this schedule'... but were older now, we're different... people you've been with... their wants and needs change... and to be candid about it, their wants and needs changed a little while back... and maybe you had a bunch of excuses for why you didn't change... and maybe those excuses sounded good in the moment *licks bottle* but you learn... oh, you know what, that was just bullshit language for 'it's easier'... I will never ever put a show, a job, or anything above my family, I won't"

What in the absolute fuck happened? These breaks started becoming a thing after the gay hot tub swingers stream with SteelToe and then there was some mysterious emergency that supposedly required him to be up 48 hours straight monitoring someone.

“My kids are fantastic, uh, everybody in our family, actually, is, is all healthy. Um, I said the uh, the medical issue, wasn’t one that’s, like, I don't know how to describe it without being more specific. But it wasn't like a- its a thing that could become, a concern, so ya just have to monitor them, type thing. But it meant I was up, um, a couple, basically up all night, so 48 hrs awake, and then asleep the next night, and then 48 hrs awake, just a mess.”

It's dangerous to take anything Nicki says at face value and he might just be vomiting words out of his mouth to cover for the fact he's doing lines before coming back. But Nicki's wording of talking about wants and needs and how they changed a little while back makes me think Kayla needs her pussy eaten out before she unlocks his chastity cage. Whatever it is, it's far more than just making sure everyone is alive and no burglars have gotten in. I don't understand why Kayla would want him to interrupt his work for that long of a period. How much happens between the start of his show and the break that they would need to spend more than a minute saying good night and Nick reminded about things to do tomorrow or how exciting watching Star Trek was while the kids put themselves to bed.

 

[AnOminous]

- Field Of Greens gave him a script to read. Guzzling the stuff made his "health numbers" better.

This must be a genuinely low-rent scam because anyone who would use this gurning, twitching skeleton as a spokesthing is obviously an absolute moron who can't be trusted with even the simplest decision.

 

[TheButcherknight]

I was listening to an old stream as background noise and a comparison to how he is now and the name Siracha got mentioned, which I hadn't heard in a while. That was the lady who read stuff on the Russel Greer streams and iirc Josh jumped on to one of them, but was it ever known what was up with her regarding how she ended up on Nick's stream? Was she just a random friend or small streamer or something?

She has a farms account ask her

 

[Strix454]

I looked into the "Field of Greens" thing. They have an affiliated marketing program which is open to just about anyone who contacts them. You get paid a commission based on whatever business you generate for them. There isn't any money, sponsorship or other sort of business relationship beyond that.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

This must be a genuinely low-rent scam because anyone who would use this gurning, twitching skeleton as a spokesthing is obviously an absolute moron who can't be trusted with even the simplest decision.

I don't know that I'd call it a scam, but it is overpriced garbage. Just eat a fucking salad and a handful of berries.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I looked into the "Field of Greens" thing. They have an affiliated marketing program which is open to just about anyone who contacts them. You get paid a commission based on whatever business you generate for them. There isn't any money, sponsorship or other sort of business relationship beyond that.

This makes a lot of sense. Because here I was thinking "How would any company see Nick as somebody they'd want representing them? And for pay?"

But a setup where anybody can sign up to shill for you, and you get paid based on how many people buy, makes sense. I would hardly call that a sponsorship, so if Nick is seriously going that route, tells you how bad his situation is. Ha.

 

[waffle]

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One has to wonder how vic is currently doing to be deciding to appear on this guy's show today but dodge rekieta all day even after he lost his case but nick's rep was still at an all time high. Probably not good.

Retrospectively, I'm wondering if maybe Vic sused Nick out as a clout goblin/potential liability, but a useful one, way back at the beginning. So Vic wanted to keep Nick around but at arms length. He seemed pretty careful to keep Nick around but not involved, if that makes sense.

Vic has been doing public facing stuff since the 90s, so his senses should he decent, and he had several in-person interactions with Nick early on. If nothing else there are somewhat similar "fake Christian, actual coomer" allegations about Vic and game tends to know game.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu

Steve was on prior to tripod gate, like just prior he fucked off during Daryl Brooks. I remember that he talked about recently being confirmed during that time and taking Stephen as his Confirmation name (effectively a saints or beautified persons name for you to try to model yourself after, it’s part of the final initiation rites and sacraments for Catholics).

I think he never was Confirmed until fairly recently and was some version of non-denominational. I’m a bit more zealous about Church history of the East and West and Philosophy of both due to having atheists friends in Highschool who gave me shit for being religious. They watched fags who debated Evangelicals and Young Earth Creationists. I really dislike preachers who do the “Here’s how to be a good fella” preaching rather than why am I here, why do people suffer what I assume is unjustly, why does life insist, what is good and why is God good?

There’s philosophical questions that religion tries to answer. Gosney probably has grappled with some moral issues as a guy trying to stop his clients getting the chair/ noose/ gas, but he’s terrible at expressing it if he has.

Nick has no insight on these questions, PPP can probably tell you the basic shit he doesn’t understand (I think PPP believes Paul is legitimate so he’s not a terrible start, Red Letter Christians suck btw).

Thank-you. I assumed that he had grown up in it due to his age and well-spoken demeanor. I suppose I need to look kore closely because this is a similar opinion I had of Nick for a long time. This is truly ans education for me.

I know it might be a bit of an ask but does anyone have the 2022 numbers for the months? from what i remember Nick was barely tolerated here in march of 2023. i'd imagine the depp trial era Nick was making such an absurd amount of money that he probably made more in one day than he does all month now.

I don't know if its been said, but Nick being forced into marriage and kids at such a young age meant he didn't get to do all this stupid shit at a more appropriate age, like imagine he never met his wife during his college days, he could do his swinger/pua/athiest bullshit then move on.

Like Dick Masterson was doing the same shit Nick is doing now, but a decade ago when people were still fine with it (and he didn't involve kids yet) Nick missed the boat hard,

What does this mean? Did you miss @Neetorino 's highlighted post where they broke down the year-over-year change for 2022 to 2023 and furhter broke down the month-by-month changes for the first quarter of 2022 to 2024?

PPP has issues with the Catholic Church, and said as much back when he was on Nick's show in 2020. Back when people, including PPP, presumed Nick was a genuine Catholic.

A lot of Catholics have issues with the Church (I say as a Catholic). We just tend to put on a mostly united front. While good for longevity of the institution, it is bad for correcting systemic internal issues.

The lay people typically find a parish or diocese that aligns with their belief if they care enough on certain issues. Mine allows us to criticise the pope and the Bishop is somewhat critical himself. Most I wouls say are just nominal in attendance and do not delve too deep into the 'why' and internal politics.

I believe Nick lives in the USA, not Turkmenistan. I really don't think he has been kidnapped and held hostage, tortured and starved everyday, up until he gave up an married the goblin. I also don't think he went through a similar thing everytime he was about to conceive each of his 5 children.

The heavily religious Protestants do have heavy social pressure to marry and have children. If you have a sect that thinks a woman can only be fulfilled as a wife and mother, doubly so. Even in the Catholic Church, if a woman goes roo long unmarried, people start asking if they intend to take the habit...

Did anyone here ever like Unbreaded? Towards the end of my time watching him as a fan, he just seemed to work as hard as he could to make his show worse, even before the degenerate cat was out of the bag.

First there were the insufferable toasts that we had to sit there every couple minutes, but then there was Unbreaded, which was never funny to me. I did like the initial explanation of who the guy was, but after that, the interest disappeared, and I'd change to something else every time that segment started.

I can't imagine anyone being "oh FINALLY. More toasts to strangers, and Unbreaded, Just what I wanted at 2AM."

The concept was funny when it was new. CTRL-F ans over 10k n-words was a hilarious moment. But then Harris stopped making milk, and Nick insisted on trying to milk the joke. Like the FUTA question, it was something only the severely retarded loved unironically.

The offense taken at his child being scolded for swearing and misbehaving in class because “they’re just meaningless sounds” stands in stark contrast to when lil’ Nicky used to get peformatively screaming mad at guests saying basic swear words on his YouTube when he was still pretending to be a wholesome trad dad.

Was this conformed that his child was swearing? I recall reading a transcript that the child was being 'disruptive' and 'talking over' her.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17632861

See this post.

Hi Balldo, I have a script set up that tells me when your following drops or increases, unfollowing someone just to follow another isn't going to fool anyone.
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Who is this guy? Pete Holmes? So he's some no-name comedian?
Is this why Balldo cancelled so many shows?

He needs the help in his joke workshopping?

Uganda Court Rejects Modernity, NY AG Quesitons Trump's Bond, Young Men Ruin Housing

Thank-you for suffering through these streams.

What in the absolute fuck happened? These breaks started becoming a thing after the gay hot tub swingers stream with SteelToe and then there was some mysterious emergency that supposedly required him to be up 48 hours straight monitoring someone.

Cocaine. He is doing some kind of stimulant to get through the show. Just 3 short years ago he was doing 7-8 hour days.

Maybe he was abusing then as well, but at least then he had people he could have used to take over. All he had to do was find a revenue split, but Nick was adamant he never did any kind of split. At the time I thought it was to avoid money arguments, but now I think it was greed.

This makes a lot of sense. Because here I was thinking "How would any company see Nick as somebody they'd want representing them? And for pay?"

But a setup where anybody can sign up to shill for you, and you get paid based on how many people buy, makes sense. I would hardly call that a sponsorship, so if Nick is seriously going that route, tells you how bad his situation is. Ha.

Raid Shadow Legends (unironically) when?

Retrospectively, I'm wondering if maybe Vic sused Nick out as a clout goblin/potential liability, but a useful one, way back at the beginning. So Vic wanted to keep Nick around but at arms length. He seemed pretty careful to keep Nick around but not involved, if that makes sense.

Vic has been doing public facing stuff since the 90s, so his senses should he decent, and he had several in-person interactions with Nick early on. If nothing else there are somewhat similar "fake Christian, actual coomer" allegations about Vic and game tends to know game.

If only lasagna had better sense with his friends...

I doubt this theory. I think he got to know Nick and his pervert ways. Vic is a bit of one himself, but he has had years of PR work and training to know to keep that on lock. He knew Nick was 'that' drunk/freak mate who can't hold their liquor/degeneracy in.

 

[Captain Manning]

A lot of Catholics have issues with the Church (I say as a Catholic). We just tend to put on a mostly united front. While good for longevity of the institution, it is bad for correcting systemic internal issues.

Yeah, but PPP's problems with Nick's presumed religion were previously because PPP is Protestant. That's a slap fight dating back to the 16th century. There's old streams of PPP ranting about "popery" and such.

My point here is that while PPP had previously bitched about differences in liturgy and doctrine, and nobody seemed to give much of a shit, now he can REALLY lay into Nick, and a lot of people would agree with him. All Christians could. The things Nick said don't comport with any form of Christianity.

 

[Schpoots]

Pretty ballsy to take a health food sponsor when you look like a ghoul.