📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

King Koopa said:
List of things that only girls are allowed to do, according to this:
- Eat sour gummies
- Play video games
- Wear makeup
- Watch adult swim when you're not supposed to
- Make pillow forts
- Eat waffles
- Catch bugs
- Collect rocks

Sleepovers and slumber parties are still pretty common, it's an easy way to offload your kid onto someone else for a day while knowing they'll (probably) be okay.
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as far as I remember, video games, adult swim, and playing with bugs and rocks are male type activities for children anyway so not having done them just means he didnt have friends growing up
 
cringe loser bitch said:
male trannies despairing at not having the idealized little girl experience of a slumberparty link
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Anyway, as others have said, apart from the mention of makeup nothing in that description of a sleepover is particularly sex-specific. And yet the people in the messages are wailing about having no experience of it. They don't wish they'd been born a girl, they wish they'd had friends. That's what the idea of being "a girl" is to them, an escape to an alternate world where they are accepted and loved effortlessly with no loneliness or exclusion or boredom.

Being the opposite sex is just a fantasy escape route to them, it's just a real-life immersive video game. Why can't I go to Hogwarts? Why can't I live in the Pokemon universe? Why couldn't I be born a girl?
 
The Gunt Whisperer said:
Its an effective method of dying. But horribly, painfully, and prolonged. In one memorable case she was awake, aware, and crying. She wanted to live. Regretted taking the pills. Said it was a stupid response to being dumped by a stupid boy. But it was too late.

She spent 8 days in hospital begging and praying to live. By the end she had no actual memory of having overdosed and couldn’t understand why she was dying. Her own parents stopped hoping for recovery by day 4 and were begging for it to be over quickly. It was agonizing to witness.
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ODing is such a fucked up way to go, but Tylenol is a special kind of hell.
These dumb kids think its gonna be like a Heroin OD, just unconsciousness and shallower and shallower breathing, by the time they realize that shit is nothing like an opiate coma its too late. Organs shut down, its fucked.
Sorry you had to see that. An opiate OD is no fun to watch, I can't imagine watching that shit you said, fuck...
 
Lil dood had a shitty experience on grindr
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Stupid Lisa Garbageface said:
I've said this before but these guys all seem to skip the main event of any girls' sleepover and that's trying to summon demons and monsters in the bathroom mirror.
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I was at a sleepover once with three other girls and at some point the girl whose place it was at and other girl had pre-emptively worked out a plan to carry out after the scariest part of the "tell each other terrifying stories" section of the sleepover, during which they both suddenly jumped up, ran out of the room, turned the lights off on the way out, and then held the door closed from the outside. Leaving me and the other girl trapped alone in the dark, screaming hysterically and trying to find the lightswitch in an unfamiliar room.

I gotta hand it to them, in retrospect it was objectively hilarious. But troons always seem to leave out the part of "girlhood" where everyone is a fucking sociopath.

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Was waiting for the bus in my black skirt and Alice in wonderland leggings and this lady next to me takes a pic of me whilst giving me really creepy/dirty looks. I ask her if why and she stared into my eyes and said "sex is real" My dudes and gals I cannot even get the bus Pure brain rot

The post is so on the nose I suspected it of being a TERF troll, but nope, it's a real account and he looks like this:

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Moving on, I really appreciated the whole bingo card of seething trans tropes in this one:

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BBC complaint time again! This time the are failing to note that fascists are lying about the "basic biology" they hold dear, whilst refusing to describe these bigots as what they are. Both articles also have a complete absence of trans activists having their words quoted, or even being mentioned. It's genuinely scary how much the bigots' takes on these issues get boosted by the BBC and wider media in the UK, whereas trans rights and human rights activists are never heard from in these articles. I really don't know what more we can do than mass complain, short of the more revolutionary methods I won't directly mention otherwise I might get removed or smth. Regardless, please share this as much as you can, and get as many people sending in complaints as possible!

Rowling in "arrest me" challenge: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c51j64lk2l8o
Sunak backs Rowling: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmmqq4qv81qo

Remember, we must have use "REVOLUTIONARY METHODS" to stop women from being able to say that male rapists are men. Also we just want to live our lives, and we are being persecuted just for existing.
 
P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0 said:
I have no idea where to post this, mods feel free to remove and all that, but I think this personal anecdote counts as an L

my 10 year old was selling lemonade at the park and made FAT STACKS because she put a sign out that said something like “all proceeds to LBGTQ kid group” In our lib-infested west coast city, that shit was exactly the right thing to do. When I asked she laughed and said “no, it’s going in my pocket. People like gay stuff.” Now, I’m not trying to raise a grifter, con artist but that is clever. Her and her siblings always talked about having a farmer market stand and throwing rainbow stickers on everything and marking up the price. These are the same kids who call each other “retards” and “faggots” when they think I’m not ground

This new gen, you guys. I think there’s hope
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you've raised a fucking genius
 
Standardized Profile said:
He had snuck three of his biggest, strongest male friends into the apartment without me knowing. They had secretly been in the next room listening to everything I had said. And then when I tried to hug him he yelled out for them, and one of them came in and ripped me off of him and threw me across the room. He brought three big strong men to physically intimidate me. It was the biggest betrayal I have ever felt in my entire life. I just didn’t even know what to do or say. I’m sitting there crawling back onto the bed. “I brought (he lists his friends names). They’re helping me move all of my stuff out tonight. It’s over”.
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What actually happened is he called in the droogs to back him up because a completely insane woman has all his shit. Getting witnesses was the smart thing to do, I'm on my boy's side with this one.
 
Yeah, I went to plenty of Sleepovers as a kid somewhere outdoors in the backyard in tents AKA Fake City Camping or inside like the 1st time we watched Night Breed. I even witnessed some girl sleepovers because my friends had sisters our age and we'd like to fuck with the girls for fun. Their sleepovers weren't much different than ours watching movies and bullshitting mostly. But that's not what troons are envisioning in their coomer rattled minds they fetishize it like they do all aspects of womanhood and they're envisioning some porn fantasy of pillow fights that led to sexual "experimentation".

Troons are perverted outcast and given many never got invited to sleepovers they apparently always were.
 
Mellow Malevolent said:
I do love when people try to OD on Ibuprofen. Both it and Acetaminophen kill via intense toxicity to the liver and kidneys
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Ibuprofen does not kill quickly; it is a chronic renal toxin. Taken as a huge pile of pills it might stick to your gastrointestinal tract and cause acute erosions and bleeding. Acetaminophen (Tylenol) is of course a famous suicide drug.

TyrasGuard said:
I find it odd particularly as reintroducing science in to the argument is provides logical answers and solutions to all of the major 'issues' related to trans people.

As a side note - it feels like there is an risk that no more evidence for the biological reasons for transsexualism will be studied because its not a topic of interest anymore,
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No one is interested in studying something that might jeopardize your career.

The Science -- real Science -- is unambiguous: transwomen are men and transmen are women. The interesting thing is how they got that way, and ideologues would rather not recognize the truth. My side note: even recognize that a phenomenon has an innate, biological origin does not mean we should not change it. Cancer has an innate biological origin too.

FinnSven said:
Whatever happened to the classic technique of running a hose from the exhaust through the window and turning the engine on?
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What if her car is a Tesla?
 
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