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Well this aged extremely poorly given recently revealed developments 
Byuu/Near/David Kirk Ginder is still a piece of shit for doing it how he did, but at least the truth, so far as can be verified by the new documents, ended up being almost as funny as it could be while still adhering mostly to original outline of alleged events:
-none of this proves Marcan didn't write the "byuuicide note" which was posted by Marcan as allegedly "from a mutual friend", whereas the text analysis is still highly suggestive if not conclusive
-no actual suicide note was found by investigators
-was listed as Male in the official documents
-investigators thought he had the power shut off for non-payment
-messy room, apparently
-none of this came out timely due to unexpectedly high levels of incompetence and sloth by DOS employees
-seemingly intentional stonewalling by the Department of State (see some of the responses in the FOIA docs about responding to 'freelance journalists'), which for all we know may have extended to the actual updating of the data as well: the idea of intentional stonewalling being what I seem to recall was half-joking speculation as people wondered when the information was going to update...the joke wasn't supposed to actually happen though
-even his co-worker called him a shut-in and had no idea where his ashes should be scattered because there were no places outside that David liked which he knew of
-Husband using comic sans in emails
And yet somehow even sadder in other respects:
-left his husband to figure out the aftermath of him throwing a petty suicide fit and actually doing it to the tune of a minimum of 4 figure costs and logistics crossing the international date-line...during a time when his husband was seemingly un- or very under-employed stateside
-seemingly was planning to go through with it even if Null did end up 120k richer in crypto and deleted his thread...which would have left the husband with little or nothing in liquid assets to defray the costs*
*I'm not quite sure if his assets quoted to Null were just crypto assets or also included his bank account, though given the amount in question, the answer "both" seems likely, but that's pure speculation. I'm retarded, I went back and checked, the screenshots were of bank account balances it seems...which makes it worse not better since those assets would have to be converted to crypto for his ill-thought out bribe.
Finally, in the funny/sloth category which makes for a nice cherry on top of this shit sundae:

He's still a ghost according to the records even though records exist past his supposed date of suicide.
These records were updated last month yet apparently you can't find anything past 2022 for any country.
I wonder sometimes how these people even breathe. Do they need to think about it? Is that what's occupying all their fucking time?

Good to finally have some closure though.The more likely explanation is a fuckup on the US government's part based on pure competency comparisons. That said, when the number of US nationals in Japan that die can be counted on two hands in a given year, even with DMV employee levels of competence I think in 6 months whoever the desk jockey in Japan is can manage that workload, after all even the shittiest DMV employee gets some things done every day. And there isn't a whole lot to process from Japan. It is probably somebody's job ever 6 months to compile the list and when you're dealing with an average of 6 entries that is maybe a day of work. With frequent coffee breaks.
So I don't buy that explanation either.
Byuu/Near/David Kirk Ginder is still a piece of shit for doing it how he did, but at least the truth, so far as can be verified by the new documents, ended up being almost as funny as it could be while still adhering mostly to original outline of alleged events:
-none of this proves Marcan didn't write the "byuuicide note" which was posted by Marcan as allegedly "from a mutual friend", whereas the text analysis is still highly suggestive if not conclusive
-no actual suicide note was found by investigators
-was listed as Male in the official documents
-investigators thought he had the power shut off for non-payment
-messy room, apparently
-none of this came out timely due to unexpectedly high levels of incompetence and sloth by DOS employees
-seemingly intentional stonewalling by the Department of State (see some of the responses in the FOIA docs about responding to 'freelance journalists'), which for all we know may have extended to the actual updating of the data as well: the idea of intentional stonewalling being what I seem to recall was half-joking speculation as people wondered when the information was going to update...the joke wasn't supposed to actually happen though
-even his co-worker called him a shut-in and had no idea where his ashes should be scattered because there were no places outside that David liked which he knew of
-Husband using comic sans in emails
And yet somehow even sadder in other respects:
-left his husband to figure out the aftermath of him throwing a petty suicide fit and actually doing it to the tune of a minimum of 4 figure costs and logistics crossing the international date-line...during a time when his husband was seemingly un- or very under-employed stateside
-seemingly was planning to go through with it even if Null did end up 120k richer in crypto and deleted his thread...which would have left the husband with little or nothing in liquid assets to defray the costs*
*
Finally, in the funny/sloth category which makes for a nice cherry on top of this shit sundae:

He's still a ghost according to the records even though records exist past his supposed date of suicide.
These records were updated last month yet apparently you can't find anything past 2022 for any country.

I wonder sometimes how these people even breathe. Do they need to think about it? Is that what's occupying all their fucking time?
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