Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[baws man jack]

A Discurd viewer says Bossman's got an animated voice, and that just rubs him the wrong way.
"If something is animated it means it's a fake cartoon".
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Bro's actually retarded
Like genuinely illiterate

I know we all agreed that he's mentally stunted around 13-14 years old but this comparison really illustrates that. He actually does see the world through the eyes of a child, no adult would ever put these two concepts together

 

[Monopolywheel]

I know we all agreed that he's mentally stunted around 13-14 years old

I thought we all agreed he was a white nigger, or is that the same thing?

 

[WelperHelper99]

I thought we all agreed he was a white nigger, or is that the same thing?

It is in fact, basically the same thing.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Im glad I became aware of this dude via the Farms, I love watching him. Never been a big gambler so I can’t imagine at the very least taking 30%-50% of these wins and setting it aside, that way he could still gamble with the remainder and never just lose it all. The rage is a cherry on top

Online gambling is an industry where they hire actual math and computing geniuses for the express purpose of suckering in gambling addicts like Austin in an endless loop. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I believe online gambling doesn't have to abide by the same rules and regulations as actual casinos so they can just crank up the rigging to 11 if they really wanted to.

Look at his long term stats, 11m played only to end up with a -128k loss. No strategy in the world will get you beating the algo.

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[TheCrackMonkey]

Look at his long term stats, 11m played only to end up with a -128k loss. No strategy in the world will get you beating the algo.

Especially when your only strategy is simply clicking buttons in a crack-fueled furor.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I believe online gambling doesn't have to abide by the same rules and regulations as actual casinos so they can just crank up the rigging to 11 if they really wanted to.

Depends on where they are. In a lot of places they're regulated just like brick and mortar places would be, that's why a lot of them are incorporated in, or get their gambling licenses from, shitholes like Curacao.

Of course there's an even bigger threat to these places than regulators: internet autists. There are plenty of people out there who track and calculate the RTP from various games/sites and if it deviated too far from the expected (like say the site was blatantly rigging it), players would know in short order.

Aside from some of the scummier crypto ones that are aiming for a rugpull, there's no percentage in it for the casinos to rig shit, the very nature of the house edge means they'll be raking in more long term. Stake does $2.5+ billion in revenue a year as is, you really think they're gonna risk that by blatantly rigging shit (except for what they do to my nigga BMJ, which is obvious bullshit by that rat bastard Eddie)

 

[ForTheHoard]

Online gambling is an industry where they hire actual math and computing geniuses for the express purpose of suckering in gambling addicts like Austin in an endless loop.

Yes and no. While they do invest a lot of money into understanding the psychology of addiction, they don't hire John Nash type math savants anymore because most of the games in the casino were figured out 100+ years ago. If there's not some sort of gaming software that already does the work for you, there's at least a spreadsheet where the house can adjust it's margins through rule changes. You also don't need to be a math whiz to figure a lot of the new stuff out.

Casinos introduced continuous shuffling machines for blackjack to totally eliminate card counting. You could have a full computer setup with you at the table, and it wouldn't help you predict a CSM. Card counters recognized this (as they do any rule change) and determined that it was a net loss to play and avoided it. Card counters probably only represent a couple percent of people giving money to casinos through blackjack, but the average player that doesn't card count sees that the counters are avoiding the CSMs and in turn thinks it hurts their odds as well. Now, a shitload of people that don't count cards avoid CSMs even though they have no reason to, so casinos started offering shoe games (not CSM) again. Superstition is something most industries don't have to deal with like gambling does.

The games are already figured out. Most of their resources are spent getting gamblers in front of their games, not perfecting the games to be more profitable.

 

[Kees H]

The cooking stream he promised just happened on Discord... Here's the archive of it, also uploading this to Odysneed if someone wants to be disgusted in 1080p. It's disgusting. Austin wants to cook a frozen steak without defrosting it, then decides to throw it in the microwave (and not set the microwave to defrost), and throws it straight into the pan without seasoning or butter. He adds butter a couple of minutes later. Zero patience with the steak, it looks disgusting as well. He also didn't wash his hands which look absolutely disgusting. Then he decides to feed Trapper the fucked up crack steak, so I hope Trapper survives the crack residue steak.

The most shocking thing. AUSTIN WASHES HIS FUCKING HANDS AT THE END. He also confirms the Saighnhaizers are heavily injured and fucked up. We get another small house tour as well, and he decides to put his gross ass Yeezys on the counter to flex them on stream.

Odysneed archive: https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/2024-04-07-22-12-50-02.51.53.212-03.24.22.100:0

 

[draggs]

Depends on where they are. In a lot of places they're regulated just like brick and mortar places would be, that's why a lot of them are incorporated in, or get their gambling licenses from, shitholes like Curacao.

Of course there's an even bigger threat to these places than regulators: internet autists. There are plenty of people out there who track and calculate the RTP from various games/sites and if it deviated too far from the expected (like say the site was blatantly rigging it), players would know in short order.

Aside from some of the scummier crypto ones that are aiming for a rugpull, there's no percentage in it for the casinos to rig shit, the very nature of the house edge means they'll be raking in more long term. Stake does $2.5+ billion in revenue a year as is, you really think they're gonna risk that by blatantly rigging shit (except for what they do to my nigga BMJ, which is obvious bullshit by that rat bastard Eddie)

That RAT Eddie rigs it against Bossman so it can be fair for everyone else. Bossman holding up Stake on his thin slumped shoulders all by himself

 

[dumb cunt sperg]

My life sucks, Always poor, Never have money, MY ADDICTION throws it all away. YEAHHHHH 8 TIMER BABY!!!!!!

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

My life sucks, Always poor, Never have money, MY ADDICTION throws it all away. YEAHHHHH 8 TIMER BABY!!!!!!

when Eddie takes his finger off the switch for just one moment

 

[Jang Joo]

Neither here nor there but I love the Cecil bit of lore. It's so fucking outlandish. Months/years from now, newfriends will pop in and wonder "who the FUCK is Cecil"

 

[dumb cunt sperg]

when Eddie takes his finger off the switch for just one moment
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This face of relief is even better knowing that he lost it all not 40 seconds later and ended stream

 

[DotDem]

Bossman was talking about his time in rehab in his discord and opened up about this banger

This wigger is actually Jesse Pinkman

 

[Vasiliev]

Online gambling is an industry where they hire actual math and computing geniuses for the express purpose of suckering in gambling addicts like Austin in an endless loop.

I don't think there's any big brain shit involved, it straight up tells you the RTP (49% IIRC) and if my quick math isn't wrong 11 mil played to 128k lost lines up pretty close with that factoring in Austin's retard gambler decisions. Looking at the stake originals they're pretty basic visually so I don't think there's any sophisticated psychological manipulation going on either besides providing an outlet for gambling addiction. Having said this somewhat defensive piece Stake is a gambling business so they're still scum.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

I don't think there's any big brain shit involved, it straight up tells you the RTP (49% IIRC) and if my quick math isn't wrong 11 mil played to 128k lost lines up pretty close with that factoring in Austin's retard gambler decisions. Looking at the stake originals they're pretty basic visually so I don't think there's any sophisticated psychological manipulation going on either besides providing an outlet for gambling addiction. Having said this somewhat defensive piece Stake is a gambling business so they're still scum.

@Burl McMillan is either extremely retarded or making shit up on purpose, or both.

So called "Limbic Capitalism" is very old.

As far as math and computation goes, this shit is very simple and most Wall Street blackpools in the 1990s were more sophisticated than the RNG generators that Stake outsources. They literally use lava lamps and camaras to generate RNG Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation propagandist Veritasium did an amazing video about it.
As far as psychology the very basic principles were discovered in 1920s thanks to Pavlov and his dogs. Skinner, shrink, sadist pornographer and the father of modern marketing, discovered intermittent rewards thanks to his pidgeons.


That's like saying that Tobacco Companies time traveled to the 1550s to genetically modify tobacco so I can't just fucking stop smoking fags like a chimney, a funny cope, but nevertheless, a cope.

 

[Burl McMillan]

@Burl McMillan is either extremely retarded or making shit up on purpose, or both.

Smart enough to figure out how to bring your mom to orgasm last night tho, DTPN!

But yeah reading up more about the topic it's all (old) rain man magic math to me so I just figured they're still doing that shit in the present year. If that's not the case that's not the case I guess.

 

[Cheese Balls]

Random meme I made a while ago: 9 Bossman rages, synced together at the moment of destruction.
Didn't come out great, since his stream audio is always so fucked up, but I tried. Thought you might enjoy anyways.

 

[Pitckus]

Random meme I made a while ago: 9 Bossman rages, synced together at the moment of destruction.
Didn't come out great, since his stream audio is always so fucked up, but I tried. Thought you might enjoy anyways.
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I never would have thought that synchronized chair abuse could make me laugh so hard holy shit

Also I love that his chair smashing technique is almost identical every time

 

[Sneeds]

Bossman is the TOP ALPHA woof woof