Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Easily the worst poster.
Seeing that tranny alog's posts shit up their threads makes me want to quit the second, better forum sometimes.
 
I dunno writing his phone number on the wall and then immediately texting him a wall that says he likes to suck big cock or whatever doesn’t make you look cool or funny. It would be far better to just let random gays eventually respond. I’m sure he’d post it on his own.
 
If he doesn´t have black eyes, I guess it can be for 2 reasons, because he hasn´t found a person that can really beat the shit outta him, or maybe....because the fucking cave dweller blob doesn´t really deal with a lot of people
Who would bother beating up such an obviously-impotent sack of shit? Who would look at this porky queen and see a challenge to their own manliness, a threat to their notion of self? Who would look at this trog and think a lesson needed teaching, that a lesson could be learned by it?

His eyes go un-blackened because he's no threat, voluntarily and/or inherently.
 
Who would bother beating up such an obviously-impotent sack of shit? Who would look at this porky queen and see a challenge to their own manliness, a threat to their notion of self? Who would look at this trog and think a lesson needed teaching, that a lesson could be learned by it?

His eyes go un-blackened because he's no threat, voluntarily and/or inherently.
It also wouldn't look good on you if he manged to beat you up. How could you live that down? It would be like having a midget beat you up. If the world finds out you'd probably Byuu yourself.
 
Fatrick I strongly suspect just drunkenly burbles some of his “No child”, “Actual tough guy”, nonsense, so the Nazi Trump voters scurry away in fear, innocent passer by who came too close to his bar stool shakes their head and walks off in disgust.
We don't have to speculate. We know what he does. He cowers. That's what he's done any time a pest has so much as been in a room with him. He begs the management to throw out the pest. He runs and cries to the police. He waddles off and files a lolsuit (and loses it). He begs for a police escort out of a courtroom because fucking Dan Somerville is there.
Who would look at this trog and think a lesson needed teaching, that a lesson could be learned by it?
It's one of those fights where there would be no glory in the victory and the deepest imaginable shame in a defeat, no matter how unlikely.
 
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Some messages from Patrick gay lovers found on r/fathomos
Wait, is Fatrick actually dumb enough to think it's always the same person he is yelling at or is it a case of it being something that sounds like he might do?
After seeing the picture of him at the Brewer's game with a Summer Shandy that his wife bought him, I'm not sure how well he does the whole "masculinity" posturing thing. All I'm saying is that I wouldn't need to see his name and number on a bathroom stall to come away with the impression that he's "into things". He doesn't even need to bring in his artisanal pepperoni for most people to pick up on the weirdo-psychopath-you-best-avoid vibes that Patrick puts out.
As if Brewers fans had not enough to deal with they also have to deal Fatrick too? Sheesh

It sounds crazy but he does, like when he was in trial, he was using that retarded egotistic voice with the judge (LIKE if that was a good idea) and in the troll voicemails he´s like "no child no child" same that on his twitter discussions, If he doesn´t have black eyes, I guess it can be for 2 reasons, because he hasn´t found a person that can really beat the shit outta him, or maybe....because the fucking cave dweller blob doesn´t really deal with a lot of people
Well he gives massive coward vibes so I assume that he indeed avoid dealing with people unless he has to, deep down fearing he will one day get his shit kicked in like people who act like him inevitably end up experiencing
 
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I think what's worse is that while he's almost certainly an alcoholic, hanging out in bars is just part of his "stealthgeek" masculinity posturing. It's not something he does because he enjoys it, it's part of how he presents himself.

After seeing the picture of him at the Brewer's game with a Summer Shandy that his wife bought him, I'm not sure how well he does the whole "masculinity" posturing thing. All I'm saying is that I wouldn't need to see his name and number on a bathroom stall to come away with the impression that he's "into things". He doesn't even need to bring in his artisanal pepperoni for most people to pick up on the weirdo-psychopath-you-best-avoid vibes that Patrick puts out.
 
After seeing the picture of him at the Brewer's game with a Summer Shandy that his wife bought him, I'm not sure how well he does the whole "masculinity" posturing thing. All I'm saying is that I wouldn't need to see his name and number on a bathroom stall to come away with the impression that he's "into things". He doesn't even need to bring in his artisanal pepperoni for most people to pick up on the weirdo-psychopath-you-best-avoid vibes that Patrick puts out.
Given that no one takes pictures with him at conventions it's obvious random people know to stay away from him.
 
I can only assume that he doesn't act in real life as he does on the internet.
If he did, he would have permanent black eyes.
I said it before in this thread, but i suspect Pat only acts like Pat when he is around sci-fi cat ladies and Paul Weimar types. Maybe with customer support, wait staff etc too.. but i am almost certain he reins it in around the common working man. He has been a barfly for at least a decade at this point, so unless he goes to the most faggy of hipster micro pubs (which Hoolies etc are not) he would have had at least one ass kicking by some annoyed patron by now.
 
0 redeeming qualities

Come on, now. Pat has at least 2 redeeming qualities:
1. By being a lousy, professional-and-legally absent father, he unburdened Annabelle of being raised by, or in the vicinity of, Patrick S. Tomlinson. That's outright commendable, in my humble opinion;
2. The vast reserves of fat contained in his body will, once a large enough furnace is found and the cremation process is initiated, supply the US with all the energy it will ever need until the heat death of the universe.
 
Patrick was a gargantuan asshole on Twitter before being bullied into oblivion. This is how he acts when left to his own devices, it is something to behold.
You would think on a hugbox platform mostly free from Stalker Childs he would chill out a bit but actually he just compensates by Stalker Childing civilians en masses. Maybe there was a time when he wasn't broken, but he's broken now.
 
He has been a barfly for at least a decade at this point, so unless he goes to the most faggy of hipster micro pubs (which Hoolies etc are not) he would have had at least one ass kicking by some annoyed patron by now.
Barflys learn really quick what the boundaries of their behavior is. I wouldn't be surprised if Pat did most of his public intake during the day, Monday through Thursdays.

He probably hates weekends and drinking holidays (St Pat's and NYE) as his haunts load up with non alcoholics crowding him out. I suspect that those are home drinking days for him.
 
Barflys learn really quick what the boundaries of their behavior is. I wouldn't be surprised if Pat did most of his public intake during the day, Monday through Thursdays.

He probably hates weekends and drinking holidays (St Pat's and NYE) as his haunts load up with non alcoholics crowding him out. I suspect that those are home drinking days for him.

Barflies tend to be more insufferable on special holidays.

I'm guessing he tends to be on his bestest behavior when at places like Hoolie's, as the thought of being banned from a place like that would end him.
 
I guess it can be for 2 reasons, because he hasn´t found a person that can really beat the shit outta him, or maybe....because the fucking cave dweller blob doesn´t really deal with a lot of people
It's still socially unacceptable to play "kick the retard," at least in public.

Wait, is Fatrick actually dumb enough to think it's always the same person he is yelling at or is it a case of it being something that sounds like he might do?
Yes, he really is that dumb. By all accounts he appears to believe it's just a handful of people spending all their waking hours sending him texts, swatting him, and spinning up endless fake accounts on twitter to torment him with. It's incomprehensible to him that he could possibly just piss off everybody around him, so that idea never crosses his mind. It's the trolls who are wrong.

He really does seem to think he's immensely popular and well-liked, and it's just a handful of miscreants who are picking on him for no reason whatsoever. Whenever someone new takes a swipe at him (real or imagined), he doesn't bother looking them up, he just assumes they're one of the few trolls. It never occurs to him to look at profiles more carefully, and this has led to his mouthing off at publishers, well-known authors and other influential people in his (now former) industry because he just assumes they're part of that little troll gang and starts running his mouth.
 
It's still socially unacceptable to play "kick the retard," at least in public.


Yes, he really is that dumb. By all accounts he appears to believe it's just a handful of people spending all their waking hours sending him texts, swatting him, and spinning up endless fake accounts on twitter to torment him with. It's incomprehensible to him that he could possibly just piss off everybody around him, so that idea never crosses his mind. It's the trolls who are wrong.

He really does seem to think he's immensely popular and well-liked, and it's just a handful of miscreants who are picking on him for no reason whatsoever. Whenever someone new takes a swipe at him (real or imagined), he doesn't bother looking them up, he just assumes they're one of the few trolls. It never occurs to him to look at profiles more carefully, and this has led to his mouthing off at publishers, well-known authors and other influential people in his (now former) industry because he just assumes they're part of that little troll gang and starts running his mouth.
That brings this to mind except Skinner has inherent qualities unlike Fatrick where his only real quality is not being in and thus not ruining Annabelle's life
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I'm guessing he tends to be on his bestest behavior when at places like Hoolie's, as the thought of being banned from a place like that would end him.
Irc he doesn't go to Hoolie's all that much anymore, i think they finally got fed up with his shit and probably told him he brings too much trouble to their doorstep. He was frequenting the Swingin Door Saloon or w.e it was called for a while, then some faggy gimmick bar that was modelled after a garage lol.
 
Irc he doesn't go to Hoolie's all that much anymore, i think they finally got fed up with his shit and probably told him he brings too much trouble to their doorstep. He was frequenting the Swingin Door Saloon or w.e it was called for a while, then some faggy gimmick bar that was modelled after a garage lol.
The pests believe he has been unofficially banned from there because all the prank calls and the like
 
Come on, now. Pat has at least 2 redeeming qualities:
1. By being a lousy, professional-and-legally absent father, he unburdened Annabelle of being raised by, or in the vicinity of, Patrick S. Tomlinson. That's outright commendable, in my humble opinion;
2. The vast reserves of fat contained in his body will, once a large enough furnace is found and the cremation process is initiated, supply the US with all the energy it will ever need until the heat death of the universe.
For shame. You forgot that in the event of an emergency he can be used as a floatation device for the entire country of India.
 
I can only assume that he doesn't act in real life as he does on the internet.
If he did, he would have permanent black eyes.
Theres an old tweet long before anyone online ever found him when somebody had spraypainted "Douchebag" on his car. Hell, when Jon Snyder cucked him there are photos of him surreptitiously flipping him off. People aren't spontaneously treated like this
 
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