"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[fuckidunno]

he's back to greater than 1000 Calories a day ... well good, maybe ppl can give to some beggars that are running on less than 1,000 Calories (yes, it's capitalized "rachal" cap C are dietary calories which are actually kcals thermally speaking)
SHit man, if you are going to beg, the LEAST you could do is get your signage right. If you don't know just look it up on the phone you access Cash App on
The $ in $StoryofRachel for begging is pretty tasteless Ke$ha Jr.

"not just survive, but thrive" -- is that a current slogan among the I-so-poor grifters?
I remember Devi Tim Ever using that during his last attempt at "support" for his quest for e-fame


To his credit, I expected a lot more bitching about Portland deciding they don't want to be New Jack City anymore

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Yerh it was meth. Probably contributed to the incredibly funny temper tantrums because people weren't paying him to live on the streets and smoke meth. Constantly whangsted about how his oneitis didn't love him. Called himself Rachel Saint or something equally emo
Wonder if he's dead yet

If he’s a tweeker, he’s already dead even if he’s alive. Especially if he’s friends with Phil; I wonder how much money he’s taken from Phil for more meth?

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Wow. Phil actually crawled out from under his slimy rock to actually DO something. That something he did was incredibly retarded and pathetic, but I still never had "Phil actually does something and there was video evidence of it." on my 2024 Lolcow Bingo card.

This made me low-key miss the days when Phil was churning out content daily, like shitting on Holocaust memorials, the one roommate that took over his subsidized housing and was a hardcore alcoholic, the tattoos, that one commie co-op that he was too much for even them to handle and got kicked out, Australatina... good times.

You kinda knew Phil was reaching the end when he faked the dick chop, though part of me still wonders if that actually did happen. And knowing what kind of a shithole 3rd world Portland is, wouldn't surprise me if he actually did get it after all.

 

[Broadside]

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he's back to greater than 1000 Calories a day ... well good, maybe ppl can give to some beggars that are running on less than 1,000 Calories (yes, it's capitalized "rachal" cap C are dietary calories which are actually kcals thermally speaking)
SHit man, if you are going to beg, the LEAST you could do is get your signage right. If you don't know just look it up on the phone you access Cash App on
The $ in $StoryofRachel for begging is pretty tasteless Ke$ha Jr.

"not just survive, but thrive" -- is that a current slogan among the I-so-poor grifters?
I remember Devi Tim Ever using that during his last attempt at "support" for his quest for e-fame


To his credit, I expected a lot more bitching about Portland deciding they don't want to be New Jack City anymore

"Unhoused and transgender"
So he's admitting he isn't really a woman, he's a "transgender".

 

[Falcon Sebben]

"Unhoused and transgender"
So he's admitting he isn't really a woman, he's a "transgender".

When you look like a dude and dress like one you can't claim to be a woman without looking absolutely crazy.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He’s still alive. Some recent retweets and likes.
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https://x.com/story__of__rach

Https://facebook.com/rachel.saint.9849

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he's back to greater than 1000 Calories a day ... well good, maybe ppl can give to some beggars that are running on less than 1,000 Calories (yes, it's capitalized "rachal" cap C are dietary calories which are actually kcals thermally speaking)
SHit man, if you are going to beg, the LEAST you could do is get your signage right. If you don't know just look it up on the phone you access Cash App on
The $ in $StoryofRachel for begging is pretty tasteless Ke$ha Jr.

"not just survive, but thrive" -- is that a current slogan among the I-so-poor grifters?
I remember Devi Tim Ever using that during his last attempt at "support" for his quest for e-fame


To his credit, I expected a lot more bitching about Portland deciding they don't want to be New Jack City anymore

> “I want to not just survive, but thrive.”
> “Unashamed homeless druggie.”

Pick one. This guy makes Toren seem like Frank Abagnale, he’s so bad at grifting. The other junkies probably sneer at him and tell him to get some dignity.

 

[The Dude]

The whole "I don't want to just survive, I want to thrive!" line sounds like the "equity, not equality" kind of bullshit. It sounds good and sympathetic, but once you actually dig down deep it's bullshit. Like where equality is equal opportunities, but equity means equal outcomes no matter what, not just survive but thrive sounds like this asshole expects to be given a comfortable life that they neither earned nor deserve.

 

[Big Nasty]

earned nor deserve.

These concepts are completely foreign to a street junkie.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The whole "I don't want to just survive, I want to thrive!" line sounds like the "equity, not equality" kind of bullshit. It sounds good and sympathetic, but once you actually dig down deep it's bullshit. Like where equality is equal opportunities, but equity means equal outcomes no matter what, not just survive but thrive sounds like this asshole expects to be given a comfortable life that they neither earned nor deserve.

The obvious question that follows is, “And what are you doing to achieve that?” Guy clearly isn’t trying to get clean, get a job or find a home. He’s using the same cargo cult methods that Phil used to use before he decided he wanted to be a cop - say he’s trans, express the desire to make something of his life. But the whiny tone of his begging sign makes it clear that he sees his situation as everyone else's problem.

 

[Optimus Prime]

You kinda knew Phil was reaching the end when he faked the dick chop, though part of me still wonders if that actually did happen.

No, Smutley went into extreme detail about how there wasn't a chance in hell Phil could even feasibly get the chop back when that topic was at the forefront of ADF discussion. To date, the only person who claimed to have gotten the chop is Phil himself, and this retelling involved him getting a fucking police escort to the hospital.

Plus, if he had gotten the chop, Phil would likely be dead or constantly whining about hospital expenses from the septic wound that would inevitably result because Phil wouldn't be capable of maintaining anything resembling cleanliness to prevent infection. The whole thing only mattered to him to try and convince this subforum that he was a woman, which when the day came and went, he found that this subforum didn't care and still belittled his existence.

 

[The Dude]

Not to mention that every piece of "evidence" Phil ever provided was laughably awful, and only an unintelligent, gullible retard like Phil would be convinced by them. Like photos of his "recovery room" at the "hospital" after his alleged crotch mangling that look suspiciously like a room at a Motel 6. Or the photos "post-op" where his pants are only pulled down mid-thigh, legs together, what looks like a pin worm crawling on his flabby FUPA, and he is almost certainly tucking his itty-bitty baby dick and tiny tater tots between his legs.

I still maintain that it would be funnier if Phil had gotten the surgery. He had been building it up for so long. All the countless times he stated that it was the one thing that would make his life complete and finally score a win over us mean ol' Kiwi fascists. With his fancy new "vagina" people would finally show Phil the respect and admiration he always logged for.

And then the day finally comes (allegedly) only for everything to remain exactly as it's always been. Phil's life didn't get better. No admiration or respect from anyone. Kiwis still laughing at his bumblefuck ass. Same shitty, lonely life in a tard apartment with the same pitiful TardBux check every month. Only now he gets to experience the constant pain and work of trying to prevent a massive open wound where his junk used to be from closing up, trying to prevent it from going septic with his horrendous hygiene and living conditions, and potentially many more painful surgeries down the road to clean up whatever hack job was done to him or reopen the wound because he didn't follow the dilation instructions correctly. That shit is way more hilarious than the likely truth: that he lied about it all because he convinced himself it would make us go away and stop making fun of him.

 

[Optimus Prime]

That shit is way more hilarious than the likely truth: that he lied about it all because he convinced himself it would make us go away and stop making fun of him.

Don't forget he kinda got his wish years ago, the three weeks (or so) when Null offlined the forums during the Vordak bullshit. Phil of course claimed it was in fact HIS doing when he'd done fuck all...and then very clearly got upset because now the mean ol' Kiwi bullies were gone, he had nothing left to blame.

There is no scenario where Phil ever wins. He is a perpetual rebel without a cause that is really just a pathetic asshole to everyone and everything for the sake of being an asshole. He'll never be happy.

 

[The Dude]

Don't forget he kinda got his wish years ago, the three weeks (or so) when Null offlined the forums during the Vordak bullshit. Phil of course claimed it was in fact HIS doing when he'd done fuck all...and then very clearly got upset because now the mean ol' Kiwi bullies were gone, he had nothing left to blame.

There is no scenario where Phil ever wins. He is a perpetual rebel without a cause that is really just a pathetic asshole to everyone and everything for the sake of being an asshole. He'll never be happy.

Are there any lolcows who are also more or less good people? Or is part of being a lolcow also being a total piece of shit as a human being? I think of the lolcows that I follow, like Phil, CWC, Lou Gagliardi, Shit-Lips Greer...they are all horrible people.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Are there any lolcows who are also more or less good people? Or is part of being a lolcow also being a total piece of shit as a human being? I think of the lolcows that I follow, like Phil, CWC, Lou Gagliardi, Shit-Lips Greer...they are all horrible people.

I think the combination of factors that make a lolcow INCLUDE being a piece of shit as a human being. No one is really going to laugh at a well-meaning bumblefuck, it's always the people who are arrogant smartasses and too stupid to realize they are actually stupid. The ones who don't learn from their mistakes and blame everyone else, etc. etc.

The closest we have to 'good' lolcows are the borderline insane like Terry Davis, or Kelly "Stoneman" Slight who more or less meant well but were just too crazy to realize what they are doing wrong and why it was insanely funny. And of course, they are both dead.

 

[Positron]

Are there any lolcows who are also more or less good people? Or is part of being a lolcow also being a total piece of shit as a human being? I think of the lolcows that I follow, like Phil, CWC, Lou Gagliardi, Shit-Lips Greer...they are all horrible people.

The common feature of cows is their selfishness, because they don't have the emotional maturity to take other people into consideration. Being selfish tend to make you a total piece of shit.

 

[The Dude]

I think the combination of factors that make a lolcow INCLUDE being a piece of shit as a human being. No one is really going to laugh at a well-meaning bumblefuck, it's always the people who are arrogant smartasses and too stupid to realize they are actually stupid. The ones who don't learn from their mistakes and blame everyone else, etc. etc.

The closest we have to 'good' lolcows are the borderline insane like Terry Davis, or Kelly "Stoneman" Slight who more or less meant well but were just too crazy to realize what they are doing wrong and why it was insanely funny. And of course, they are both dead.

Who was that Schizo cow who lived in Florida, had weird homemade necklaces with shit like steak knives hanging from them, had cut out pages from skin mags hanging all over his house, nasty food in Tupperware, believed he was a religious leader and that God would curse men for him and command women to be with him (I think he had a brother who was also a religious nut job), and had an elderly mother who lived out of state but would have to travel to Florida to get her Schizo son under control when he'd get in legal trouble? I also remember him getting arrested because of his neighbor, and I know he ended up passing away. He also had a nasty scar on his abdomen because someone stuck him with a knife at one point, or something along those lines. Can't remember the guy's name, but he was one of my favorites for a while.

Anyways, he was a total piece of shit and a horrible person, but he still had kind of a child-like innocence to him because of his mental illness. Especially the way he would obsess over women and how every hot chick he saw was going to marry him and have the sexy sex times with him.

 

[a hapless toad]

Who was that Schizo cow who lived in Florida, had weird homemade necklaces with shit like steak knives hanging from them, had cut out pages from skin mags hanging all over his house, nasty food in Tupperware, believed he was a religious leader and that God would curse men for him and command women to be with him (I think he had a brother who was also a religious nut job), and had an elderly mother who lived out of state but would have to travel to Florida to get her Schizo son under control when he'd get in legal trouble? I also remember him getting arrested because of his neighbor, and I know he ended up passing away. He also had a nasty scar on his abdomen because someone stuck him with a knife at one point, or something along those lines. Can't remember the guy's name, but he was one of my favorites for a while.

Anyways, he was a total piece of shit and a horrible person, but he still had kind of a child-like innocence to him because of his mental illness. Especially the way he would obsess over women and how every hot chick he saw was going to marry him and have the sexy sex times with him.

John S. (sexually) Bulla

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/john-s-bulla-paul45thomas-bullastephen-stephenbulla.28507/

(IIRC he was raised LDS or he converted...)

Edit: Ah yeah, his brother Art Bulla had some weird fundie Mormon thing going on (he was one of many who claimed to be the One Mighty and Strong): https://califias.blogspot.com/2014/10/art-bulla-and-church-of-jesus-christ.html

 

[The Dude]

John S. (sexually) Bulla

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/john-s-bulla-paul45thomas-bullastephen-stephenbulla.28507/

(IIRC he was raised LDS or he converted...)

Edit: Ah yeah, his brother Art Bulla had some weird fundie Mormon thing going on (he was one of many who claimed to be the One Mighty and Strong): https://califias.blogspot.com/2014/10/art-bulla-and-church-of-jesus-christ.html

That's it! Thank you. Damn, that was a wild ride while it was happening.

 

[Monolith]

Are there any lolcows who are also more or less good people? Or is part of being a lolcow also being a total piece of shit as a human being? I think of the lolcows that I follow, like Phil, CWC, Lou Gagliardi, Shit-Lips Greer...they are all horrible people.

My mind goes to Cherie Hapney. Loser? Yes. Sponges off her family? Absolutely. Malicious? No, she just wants to make her bug husbando popular, and the content comes from her insane persistence.

 

[The Un-Clit]

My mind goes to Cherie Hapney. Loser? Yes. Sponges off her family? Absolutely. Malicious? No, she just wants to make her bug husbando popular, and the content comes from her insane persistence.

Cherie's pretty foul too, she's completely fucked over a former friend just because they were religious, skips out on debts, several other things that I can't remember at the time but are in the early-mid part of her thread.

Here's a taste of the not-so-wholesome Wogglebuglover's vitriol:

I have NO intentions to apologize to dracowaltztard. I do NOT owe that lying whore any apologies when she knows as well as I do that she is exactly what a real actual inhuman disgustingly horrid freak is. People of her sort are more bad for the world than any ordinary insects can be. And if you think I've slandered her now, just wait until you see what I fully intend to do against her in the future. No one can deny me my right hate and curse such a horrid daughter of a bitch. I at least I know now better than to ever allow anyone with anything remotely in common with her into my life or fan club. Even if they claim to love the Wogglebug, I still will never allow them access.