Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
Is this really confirmation ? It doesn’t seem like it to me
Did you know, clicking accept on the EULA is a binding contract, incel prude. Your life is over, I wish you a million pages of ToS.

at least I don't drink alone
He's accompanied by several ceiling cats, wall cars, carpet cats, all kinds of cats. There's also Magi-chan the vengeful spirits of skunks and raccoons.

That's why I don't think it's fair to criticize Rekieta much with his DSP bankruptcy prediction. I usually try to be fair even to shitheels.
I think God saw how utterly pathetic DSP trolls were and figured he'd humour himself to make them big mad. God hates a-logs.
 
Its just so WEIRD and FUNNY he always cancels after spending the weekend with Aaron and April, I know its not much but they have a hate subreddit and if those retards can see the signs then all signs point to yes to me. Screenshot_20240403-170758_Reddit.jpg
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Nick, entertaining—does that ring a bell for anyone?
The two times I remember being entertained by Nick on his own were the argument he had with that Shane guy way back at the start of the Vic Lasagna lawsuit --the guy who said the first step to repairing his career was for Vic to admit to being a pedophile and a rapist-- and when he covered the Boogie/Hassle encounter.

The only other times I watched his streams were when he had Null or Jim on. Nick's always been like an Ethan Ralph to me: he is capable of hosting a good show, (and sometimes dropping a banger in the midst of things like Ralph's 'Now wait a minute, Matt NOOOOOO',) but it's the guests who ultimately make it entertaining. The one time I tried watching Ralph fly solo it was absolutely excruciating, and Nick is the same to me; he's just not funny or charismatic enough to carry an hours-long show on his own.
 
Those darn Christians took umbrage at Nick yelling the Lord's name in vain ten times a minute drunk off his ass for the whole world to see? How vain and superficial of them.

"These superficial Christians go on podcasts and talk about strong values like (against?) porn or whatever, and for me it falls flat"
Yes Nick, that obvious.
Get your kids under control, if it falls to a random Sunday school teacher to teach them some manners you're failing as a father.
 
Its just so WEIRD and FUNNY he always cancels after spending the weekend with Aaron and April, I know its not much but they have a hate subreddit and if those retards can see the signs then all signs point to yes to me.
The Steel Toe alogs also have noticed that April has some sort of mark and/or bruising on her face!

WTF is that?

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Wait a second... I'd recognize that bruising anywhere!

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...Is.... is she mirroring Nick? It's so similar it's as if she's putting makeup on to have almost identical marks at an almost identical location on the right side of her face??

I have no idea what has caused these marks (it sounds like the people in the Reddit comments noticed it too based on those screenshots) but it's uncanny how similar they are to Nick.
 
The two times I remember being entertained by Nick on his own were the argument he had with that Shane guy way back at the start of the Vic Lasagna lawsuit --the guy who said the first step to repairing his career was for Vic to admit to being a pedophile and a rapist-- and when he covered the Boogie/Hassle encounter.

The only other times I watched his streams were when he had Null or Jim on. Nick's always been like an Ethan Ralph to me: he is capable of hosting a good show, (and sometimes dropping a banger in the midst of things like Ralph's 'Now wait a minute, Matt NOOOOOO',) but it's the guests who ultimately make it entertaining. The one time I tried watching Ralph fly solo it was absolutely excruciating, and Nick is the same to me; he's just not funny or charismatic enough to carry an hours-long show on his own.
i found his streams where he watched the Vic Depositions (especially Ron's an Monica's) to be entertaining at the time. then again i was doing other stuff as i listened and i don't think he was fully wet brained at the time.

the problem is he's a lazy drunk and doesn't want to put in the effort to make a good show anymore because he's had the rumble contract. Before he had to put on a good show for his audience if he wanted money, when he got the guaranteed rumble money his audience were no longer his "customers" in a way, so he stopped appealing to them and started embracing his inner vices.
 
i found his streams where he watched the Vic Depositions (especially Ron's an Monica's) to be entertaining at the time.
That's fair, I did also enjoy a lot of the Ron stuff, but again it was because Ron was such a weirdo hypocrite that made it interesting.

I guess I'm comparing to someone like Jersh or Jim, who can pick a topic at random and have an interesting ramble and usually some good jokes too. Nick really lacks that ability, and I think it's a crucial element of being a solo streamer, no matter what it is you're doing.
 
The Steel Toe alogs also have noticed that April has some sort of mark and/or bruising on her face!

WTF is that?

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Wait a second... I'd recognize that bruising anywhere!

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...Is.... is she mirroring Nick? It's so similar it's as if she's putting makeup on to have almost identical marks at an almost identical location on the right side of her face??

I have no idea what has caused these marks (it sounds like the people in the Reddit comments noticed it too based on those screenshots) but it's uncanny how similar they are to Nick.
It's the mark of the Balldo. Beware the false lawyer.
 
age spots? he went from staying inside and being a pasty guy with collagen, then he gets age/sun spots as well as hollowing out, bad diet and sleep hygiene, no collagen and you get this - edit: oh and AIDS
 
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Its just so WEIRD and FUNNY he always cancels after spending the weekend with Aaron and April, I know its not much but they have a hate subreddit and if those retards can see the signs then all signs point to yes to me. View attachment 5890983
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nick becoming a drug pusher who gets all the retards in his youtube circle addicted to coke is a really funny turn of events
 
The two times I remember being entertained by Nick on his own were the argument he had with that Shane guy way back at the start of the Vic Lasagna lawsuit --the guy who said the first step to repairing his career was for Vic to admit to being a pedophile and a rapist-- and when he covered the Boogie/Hassle encounter.

The only other times I watched his streams were when he had Null or Jim on. Nick's always been like an Ethan Ralph to me: he is capable of hosting a good show, (and sometimes dropping a banger in the midst of things like Ralph's 'Now wait a minute, Matt NOOOOOO',) but it's the guests who ultimately make it entertaining. The one time I tried watching Ralph fly solo it was absolutely excruciating, and Nick is the same to me; he's just not funny or charismatic enough to carry an hours-long show on his own.
I remember Nick hosting a lot of good solo shows back in 2019-21. He was pretty funny, could explain a legal document, and was a great hype guy for anything. I thought he had enough charisma, "charismatic narcissist" as he was, that even if you disagreed with him (like me since I'm neither a libertarian nor the sort of Christian trad conservative audience he pretended to be part of) you could still find his arguments at the very least reasonable. And he was very often mocking crazy leftist judges and politicians which is easy comedy when you can play the reasonable man as Nick could before he figuratively and literally exposed himself.

Yes, as time went by his solo shows evolved into the Tim Pool-knockoff Trump and guns shows he does these days when he's too hungover to get good ideas from the ceiling cats. This was pre-balldo, pre-Hedonism, pre-bottle up the ass. They were still decent background noise I remember. I never liked a lot of the Lawtubers since most of them were devoid of charisma and Nick spent the shows doing nothing but cracking dumb jokes (usually, some streams with Lawtubers were good, and the streams with Null always ruled). I think he came to rely way too much on them for the show and got used to putting in zero effort into his streams and combined with his increasing alcohol consumption and drug experimentation even in early 2022 it was probably inevitable he'd show his repressed faggotry before long.
The Steel Toe alogs also have noticed that April has some sort of mark and/or bruising on her face!

WTF is that?

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Wait a second... I'd recognize that bruising anywhere!

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...Is.... is she mirroring Nick? It's so similar it's as if she's putting makeup on to have almost identical marks at an almost identical location on the right side of her face??

I have no idea what has caused these marks (it sounds like the people in the Reddit comments noticed it too based on those screenshots) but it's uncanny how similar they are to Nick.
Maybe the Steel Toe fag is into hitting his bitches in the face like that, be they that druggie whore of a beard he has or Nicky Balldo. I can understand it's hard for an alcoholic who appears to have AIDS to find another fag willing to fuck him in the ass but come on Nick, you're a social media expert who understands social cues, surely you can get the hung black men you want and not that creepy white dude who looks like he has a CP stash.
 
It's the mark of the Balldo. Beware the false lawyer.
It's funny and weird the coincidence of how she got marks on her face that look very similar to Nick, though the Steel Toe alogs are off their game for not noticing. I'm sure it's just a coincidence but I'm also sure that the real story about what's going on between the four of them is even more funny and weird.
 
The Steel Toe alogs also have noticed that April has some sort of mark and/or bruising on her face!

WTF is that?

View attachment 5891354

Wait a second... I'd recognize that bruising anywhere!

View attachment 5891356

...Is.... is she mirroring Nick? It's so similar it's as if she's putting makeup on to have almost identical marks at an almost identical location on the right side of her face??

I have no idea what has caused these marks (it sounds like the people in the Reddit comments noticed it too based on those screenshots) but it's uncanny how similar they are to Nick.

Nicks cheek doesn't look like a bruise. Looks like acanthosis nigricans, a skin discoloration caused by high blood sugar. Which wouldn't be surprising given the junk he eats.
 
The Steel Toe alogs also have noticed that April has some sort of mark and/or bruising on her face!

WTF is that?

View attachment 5891354

Wait a second... I'd recognize that bruising anywhere!

View attachment 5891356

...Is.... is she mirroring Nick? It's so similar it's as if she's putting makeup on to have almost identical marks at an almost identical location on the right side of her face??

I have no idea what has caused these marks (it sounds like the people in the Reddit comments noticed it too based on those screenshots) but it's uncanny how similar they are to Nick.
My guess is still meth and they're at the endless picking at any blemish stage, in various stages of healing but they keep fucking with it.
 
age spots? he went from staying inside and being a pasty guy with collagen, then he gets age/sun spots as well as hollowing out, bad diet and sleep hygiene, no collagen and you get this - edit: oh and AIDS
I had assumed for a while now that he's killing himself because he fears aging, but at this point I've gone back on that. He accelerated that process by decades when he had all the money in the world to afford to take good care of his appearance and health and probably look and feel fine for years to come. He really threw his life and body away just because he can't leave his family to go join an underwear colony.
 
I had assumed for a while now that he's killing himself because he fears aging, but at this point I've gone back on that. He accelerated that process by decades when he had all the money in the world to afford to take good care of his appearance and health and probably look and feel fine for years to come. He really threw his life and body away just because he can't leave his family to go join an underwear colony.
Maybe. The man is powered by nothing more than petty spite. The only reason he's still married to Miss Rackets and lives with his kids is to own all the Kiwi moral fags putting his parenting in question. If he was just a pure degenerate he would leave his family and go smoke fent laced crack while getting his neg hole pozzed. And while he has a degenerate mindset that is playing 2nd fiddle to the voice saying he is always right and never let Kiwifags/His parents/His church group win.
 
I think I posted the album cover up thread, but there's a very special song that our very special boy Nick Rekieta should pay heed to:
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I'm assuming this is a Suno or equivalent AI, but LOL. I can also only assume his ex-nanny/maid/driver is behind this.
"It's like egg drop soup," literally LOL my sides!
 
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I have no idea what has caused these marks (it sounds like the people in the Reddit comments noticed it too based on those screenshots) but it's uncanny how similar they are to Nick.
Maybe they fucked the same person that likes to smush faces into uncomfortable objects like a table.

Like if your face is pushed into something, you would turn it on the side and let your cheekbones kind of shield your face/head.

Or they both got sexually faceslapped by the same person? Could be that.
 
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I don’t think he has any real friends, short of Drex. He lives in a small town and goes out of his way to antagonize anyone that could be a part of his social circle. Streaming is the primary source of social interaction he gets outside of his family and he’s poisoned that pool with retarded felons, boomers, whales, cuckolds, creeps and enablers. Between the drinking and the fake ‘baiting he’s obviously a very, very lonely person.

This is something that has been brought up before, and I think is important to an understanding of Nick and his wife's dysfunction. It also explains his cringe tattoo 'I will be us'.

My theory is that Nick always had people 'around' during school and working days long enough to stave off total loneliness, but his laziness pushed him to quit and work from home. This was fun while he was making money hand over fist and popular--he could forget how physically and socially isolated he was. Now that his 'internet friends' are reduced and the dopamine isn't there, he is crashing. Hard.

Maybe I was wrong then. But I could've sworn there actually is a college fund set aside for Rekieta's offspring, maybe due to his parents.

I could believe this. I expect they are the type to still believe a higher level of education or certification is needed to succeed in life.

The Steel Toe alogs also have noticed that April has some sort of mark and/or bruising on her face!

WTF is that?

View attachment 5891354

Wait a second... I'd recognize that bruising anywhere!

View attachment 5891356

...Is.... is she mirroring Nick? It's so similar it's as if she's putting makeup on to have almost identical marks at an almost identical location on the right side of her face??

I have no idea what has caused these marks (it sounds like the people in the Reddit comments noticed it too based on those screenshots) but it's uncanny how similar they are to Nick.
It's funny and weird the coincidence of how she got marks on her face that look very similar to Nick, though the Steel Toe alogs are off their game for not noticing. I'm sure it's just a coincidence but I'm also sure that the real story about what's going on between the four of them is even more funny and weird.

Joke: Wearing the same cuck masque? Mayhap?

Serious: This is uncanny. It at least implies they are partaking of some identical activity, correct?
 
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