🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Does anyone have the lo-fi Cobra meme before the subreddit went down? It slapped and I couldn’t find it in the archive.
 
Who knew that Cobra's old motto "fuck sickos" would become literal one day? Very sad to hear.

ChefOptimusCunt said:
This is pulling away from the NaL and subreddit talk, but does Josh have any willingness to actually create music or upload videos of him playing guitar anymore? There's something so beautiful about a guy playing guitar for 10 years and being less skilled than someone who's played for 2 weeks, yet having 0 willingness to improve
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Exactly, what's more metal than completely rejecting society's expectation that you actually develop things like technical proficiency, rhythm, and a basic understanding of music theory?

Not playing by the rules is what being a goth bad boy is all about.
 
Crab leg food hack WITH REAL BUTTER.
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The king is on some gourmet fine dining shit to celebrate the losses trolls be taking. On that note please for the love of god I hope he doesn’t leave the crab legs on the counter to “cool off” overnight for like 14 hours. You should never do that but if there’s any food you should especially not do that with its crab of all things.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Crab leg food hack WITH REAL BUTTER.
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The king is on some gourmet fine dining shit to celebrate the losses trolls be taking. On that note please for the love of god I hope he doesn’t leave the crab legs on the counter to “cool off” overnight for like 14 hours. You should never do that but if there’s any food you should especially not do that with its crab of all things.
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Ordinarily, his food hacks and habits don't really phase me. However, this one has me a little concerned. Yeah 8 hour old pork definitely isn't good, but it isn't seafood that spoils in 25 minutes at room temp
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
His head used to swell and shrink cyclically. I think the cycle has come to an end... He now looks permanently swollen.
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With all the mead and his horrible diet he seems swollen all over. I also have a suspicion that he maybe has abscesses in those back chomppers or at least cavities or infection that could cause your jaw to swell up bad. I know this has been speculated already but with the state of his front teeth I can only imagine.
 
Ultrapenguin said:
Exactly, what's more metal than completely rejecting society's expectation that you actually develop things like technical proficiency, rhythm, and a basic understanding of music theory?
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Maybe practice would helped with his 6 year dry spell. He is powerful and should be more careful with his magic, he should never have cast this spell.

Slim Boglim said:
Crab leg food hack WITH REAL BUTTER.
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Reminds me of this clip from his favourite show.
He might have some tastebuds left if he's decided he prefers butter.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Crab leg food hack WITH REAL BUTTER.
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The king is on some gourmet fine dining shit to celebrate the losses trolls be taking. On that note please for the love of god I hope he doesn’t leave the crab legs on the counter to “cool off” overnight for like 14 hours. You should never do that but if there’s any food you should especially not do that with its crab of all things.
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ChefOptimusCunt said:
Ordinarily, his food hacks and habits don't really phase me. However, this one has me a little concerned. Yeah 8 hour old pork definitely isn't good, but it isn't seafood that spoils in 25 minutes at room temp
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He said they were sent by a fan, who knows how long they sat at the apartment door before he brought it in and realized it was edible and not a troll.
 
Slim Boglim said:
The king is on some gourmet fine dining shit to celebrate the losses trolls be taking. On that note please for the love of god I hope he doesn’t leave the crab legs on the counter to “cool off” overnight for like 14 hours. You should never do that but if there’s any food you should especially not do that with its crab of all things.
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his viking digestive system will combat the bacteria no problem
 
crying and shidding said:
He said they were sent by a fan, who knows how long they sat at the apartment door before he brought it in and realized it was edible and not a troll.
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That's my thoughts. Realistically seafood is pretty safe to eat even pushing over an hour at room temp. My statement of 25 minutes is probably too generous with how dubious this meat is. Circle of protection on the boy
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
Cobes has put out some stunning clothing pieces on Customized Girl today. He's posted seventeen links to new designs in the last 6 hours. Here are some of my favorites. Customized Girl is NOT a sponsor toobz.
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The customize girl store is the only part of the Cobraverse I don't get. Does he actually sell these shirts? They're like $40 after tax and shipping, and there are dozens of them. I can't imagine he's sold many if any of these monstrosities
 
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