Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Buck Futter]

for the love of god I hope he doesn’t leave the crab legs on the counter to “cool off” overnight for like 14 hours

I think he has to, the tooth pain from eating hot and cold food is probably physically debilitating at this point.

 

[bango skank]

I think he has to, the tooth pain from eating hot and cold food is probably physically debilitating at this point.

Honestly, with the state that even just his visible teeth are in he must be in constant pain. Having one tooth that’s fucked up can be excruciating, it looks like a significant number of his are crumbling black stumps.

 

[hector85]

Cobes has put out some stunning clothing pieces on Customized Girl today. He's posted seventeen links to new designs in the last 6 hours. Here are some of my favorites. Customized Girl is NOT a sponsor toobz.

god would it hurt him or whoever is making these designs to use transparent pngs? this shit looks like the crap you'd print out and iron onto t shirts back in the late 90s. that being said, i kinda want the reddit shirt.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This isn't a new video but with the sub gone and new people being here I wanted to highlight this Cobes parody song that's one of my all time favorites.

Credit to https://www.youtube.com/@TAPEWORMARCHIVE

 

[Slim Boglim]

This isn't a new video but with the sub gone and new people being here I wanted to highlight this Cobes parody song that's one of my all time favorites.
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Credit to https://www.youtube.com/@TAPEWORMARCHIVE

One of my favorites. Also anything by Walnut Grove is a 10/10 and just last week Gangster Pizza did an absolute killer remix of a Cobes freestyle the other day and it’s elevated to one of my favorite cobraverse things ever made. Imagine if Cobes idolized MF DOOM instead of Ozzy. If he practiced every day and actually wrote shit he could be a decent underground rapper.

 

[Dude Snakes]

He ended the dry spell, is about to hit 100k subs, is getting his own trailer supposedly AND the troles got evicted from reddit.

I don't think cobra is circling the drain anymore.

He lost his home of a few years and is in a toxic relationship with an abusive demon possesd hag that has already threatened to stab him with a machete. Turns out she doxxes women and children and had her own kids taken from her. Jessica will end up killing Josh or he will end up killing her when she inevitably attacks him.

 

[Racist Parrot]

Would you guys be more or less mad if I told you I didn't actually come from the subreddit?

No one cares about you, you goofy little nigger.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

had her own kids taken from her

Have you got a source on this? It’s news to me.

 

[Dude Snakes]

i'm glad that im not the only one getting these vibes

as much as we meme about his new clocktower mobile home, he'll presumably be further from help now. as annoying as it must be for neighbors, having people within shouting distance to cobes is probably a good thing. he'll be even more isolated in a trailer, which will be harder to maintain than his tiny one bedroom apartment. this sets the stage for josh to be even further removed from normal society, and even more vulnerable if the lathe gets cute with his facial hair or aNAL goes demon mode with that 9 dollar machete.

If Methicca comes over to this new place Josh will end up homeless or maybe back living his dad.

 

[mars]

How long do you boil crab legs? Like 3 hours right?

 

[Meat Streets]

Turns out she doxxes women and children and had her own kids taken from her.

Nal did the doxxing, Jessica Messica was who had lost custody of her kids.

 

[Slim Boglim]

god would it hurt him or whoever is making these designs to use transparent pngs? this shit looks like the crap you'd print out and iron onto t shirts back in the late 90s. that being said, i kinda want the reddit shirt.

If he started being competent and making them high quality they would be so lame. They’re art the way they are. I mean look at this it’s glorious. I mean you can go anywhere for some average shirt with a dumb png stuck on it. But cobras store is the only place you’ll see something like this

 

[HiveDull]

The KING is eating good tonight tomorrow when the crab legs cool down!


I hope he records himself breaking into the crab legs, seems they would give him a hard time just like the can opener.
Also, has he eaten crab legs before?

 

[Racist Parrot]

The KING is eating good tonight tomorrow when the crab legs cool down!
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I hope he records himself breaking into the crab legs, seems they would give him a hard time just like the can opener.
Also, has he eaten crab legs before?

Just a coupla crab leg cuts toobs, all good.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

 

[Malory]

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Apparently she posted it to get revenge on the girl. If it’s true.

This is JM’s personal theory, she’s very clear that she doesn’t know it for a fact.

But it does sound exactly like her tbh

 

[Lathe Accident]

The KING is eating good tonight tomorrow when the crab legs cool down!
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I hope he records himself breaking into the crab legs, seems they would give him a hard time just like the can opener.
Also, has he eaten crab legs before?

Opening the crab legs with his vice clamp feels pretty on brand.

 

[Dude Snakes]

MY EYES!!!

 

[peachlover669]

This isn't a new video but with the sub gone and new people being here I wanted to highlight this Cobes parody song that's one of my all time favorites.
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Credit to https://www.youtube.com/@TAPEWORMARCHIVE

I find it funny how this caricature is not even remotely as grotesque looking as the somehow real cartoon character that is NAL

Our bog really deserves a girl as good as Stocking in these trying times toobz

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

He's boiling the crab until the shells are tender. TWU toobz.