Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Veetuber? Is that the dude constantly shilling his game?
He comes off as a grifter to me. Would fit in well on a Tim show.
I think he means Vee, the Romanian carrier pigeon for Sargon of Apple Bees.
Yes, Vee. Grifting or not, I like his takes, he makes me laugh, and he sounds like Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Meanwhile Tim was in full form tonight, as insufferable as ever. Once again bringing up his Nikki Haley Chinese style internet ID idea.

Also, I was watching a video from ItsAGundam from a couple months ago about YongYea getting butthurt over people not liking his Yakuza Kiryu voice, and I stumbled upon this comment thread:
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Also, I was watching a video from ItsAGundam from a couple months ago about YongYea getting butthurt over people not liking his Yakuza Kiryu voice, and I stumbled upon this comment thread:
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After seeing one of Tim's "music videos", I was going to do something mashing the two together in a battle of the boring, but it ended up being too much effort.




Tim had Tiffany Justice, a co-founder of Moms for Liberty, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

*Tiffany talks about how her children work, despite being young, & notes that if minors are banned from social media, as Florida is attempting could damage their ability to use it for business. Tim says governments should enact greater ID verifications, while Tiffany argues for better parental oversight on what their children do, online: 1:12:42-1:23:28

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-Tim, right out the gate, reminds me how joyless he is, saying how people that were really enjoying the eclipse were a bunch of slack-jaws:


-Meanwhile, Ian is simply happy, today. After working out, being suctioned with cupping therapy & trying Joe Rogan's supplement, he is ready to go full barmy:


-Hannah, Ian, & Tiffany talk about how oddly unifying it is for people from all different groups to want to see the total eclipse. It starts turning into an organic conversation, which Tim cannot abide. He turns things back towards talking about The View, because he runs his show like a factory farm: soulless & weeding out anything that deviates from his exacting demands, no matter the cost in quality:


-I love Tiffany's slow smile, as Ian starts going off about turning carbon dioxide into graphene, & firing a laser into the Sun to prevent it from "exploding". Seeing how semi-normal people react to Ian is always a treat:


-Tim lays out his newest Civil War-inciting incident, unusual voter registrations documented in the HAVV report, causing Missouri & Texas to tip into the Democrat camp, costing Trump the election:


-Tim talks about how a prior guest that he does not name (it is Harrison Smith) said that the government will suppress any opposition. This was not the argument made by Harrison, but Tim straw-manning it. Tim thinks after this election, conservatives will start to act like the leftists & gang members, taking territory to form autonomous zones. Also, Tim does his level best to not call the hooligans on the Bay Bridge black. He opts for the more politically correct "urban, rogue actors":


-When Tiffany brings up playing a memory-centric card game, Tim brings up Mario Bros 3's version. I am a little disappointed that Ian did not notice the fact that all the cards have a black spade & the letter "N" on them, wondering what connection those two things could have with each other:


-People have joked that Tim should wear all-white to commemorate the 1000th episode. Tim refuses to do so, saying it is meaningless, unless he can exactly replace everything in white, from all the same brands & manufacturers, since it will be "different clothes" if he just wears anything white:


-Ian never disappoints, when he contends that the expanding Earth theory "is real" & that is why the continents all fit so well together. When Tim tries to interject saying that it was all fitting together due to Pangaea, Ian says the expanding theory makes more sense & Tiffany agrees with this:
 
-Tim, right out the gate, reminds me how joyless he is, saying how people that were really enjoying the eclipse were a bunch of slack-jaws:
This faggot really does just suck any fun out of anything. He's not even anti eclipse, he's just a fucking loser. The anti eclipse people are sad uncurious cocksuckers by and large.
 
Yes, Vee. Grifting or not, I like his takes, he makes me laugh, and he sounds like Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Yea the Romanian guy. He is entertaining, I'll agree there but I don't think he's better than any of the others with sincerity.
-Tim, right out the gate, reminds me how joyless he is, saying how people that were really enjoying the eclipse were a bunch of slack-jaws:
Tim again thinking he is smart by being mad at people enjoying the eclipse. Once again, proving he is not smart, by opening his mouth about it.
 
Yea the Romanian guy. He is entertaining, I'll agree there but I don't think he's better than any of the others with sincerity.
While I like shitting on Vee, I don't think he really is a grifter, I think he's just a little simple. Kind of like a European Gator.

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Whats this guy's deal on IRL, he always looking down and scratching his nappy ass hair.
He's the new Lydia, they needed someone equally fat and greasy to not spook the audience with too much change.
 
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Phil starts going off about how and why the Palestinians are kicked out of every country they've inhabited throughout history. Ian begins to respond by mildly comparing them to the Jews and their history of being exiled from countries in the past. Ian suggests "I never looked into it and assumed it was just racism", to which the rest of the cast seems to agree before quickly changing the subject and moving on. I thought it was funny that Phil could be as shameless as to say that "racism existed everywhere until like the 40's", which is when, you know, Israel became a country.



Phil is such a cuck for Israel. It's particularly embarrassing when someone who isn't Jewish (assuming he's not), and isn't on the payroll, becomes so overly emotional and on the brink of tears when discussing why Americans who question if we should be sending them infinite aid should be GITMO'd. Especially when you can tell he's so extraordinarily uninformed on the subject to begin with. It's like, what's your angle, guy?
 
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Phil is such a cuck for Israel. It's particularly embarrassing when someone who isn't Jewish (assuming he's not), and isn't on the payroll, becomes so overly emotional and on the brink of tears when discussing why Americans who question if we should be sending them infinite aid should be GITMO'd. Especially when you can tell he's so extraordinarily uninformed on the subject to begin with. It's like, what's your angle, guy?
Phil is about as retarded as a person can be without being full on globohomo. As KF's resident Rabi, I'm embarrassed by his display.
 
Phil starts going off about how and why the Palestinians are kicked out of every country they've inhabited throughout history. Ian begins to respond by mildly comparing them to the Jews and their history of being exiled from countries in the past. Ian suggests "I never looked into it and assumed it was just racism", to which the rest of the cast seems to agree before quickly changing the subject and moving on. I thought it was funny that Phil could be as shameless as to say that "racism existed everywhere until like the 40's", which is when, you know, Israel became a country.

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Phil is such a cuck for Israel. It's particularly embarrassing when someone who isn't Jewish (assuming he's not), and isn't on the payroll, becomes so overly emotional and on the brink of tears when discussing why Americans who question if we should be sending them infinite aid should be GITMO'd. Especially when you can tell he's so extraordinarily uninformed on the subject to begin with. It's like, what's your angle, guy?
Haven't watched a Cast in forever, this video made me laugh so much. If I didn't know what an earnestly bumbling yet lovable oaf ian is, it almost seems like he's trolling about the jews. "As I understand it the king of England booted em, but I think it was because they were meddling in politics, they wouldnt do that would they? Hey when was the Spanish golden age and whose expelling percipitated it? What was going on in german politics and culture pre 1934?...personally I just chalked up all this jew hate to "racism", but jeez I guess i better do research (to figure out why these other theories are more founded)"
 
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I must be having a severe retard moment, because I've been reading this line over and over and I can't make sense of it. Can someone make it make sense? Is there a joke I'm not getting?
 
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I must be having a severe retard moment, because I've been reading this line over and over and I can't make sense of it. Can someone make it make sense? Is there a joke I'm not getting?
I don't think it's meant to be funny, but it's deliberately obtuse as a means to farm engagement. He'll probably brag about this post in one of his videos if he hasn't already.

His point is that weak men are defending birth control because it lowers women's standards for sex. If a woman is at risk of getting pregnant, they're more likely to refuse sex unless it's a partner they can see themselves raising a child with.
 
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Ian begins to respond by mildly comparing them to the Jews and their history of being exiled from countries in the past. Ian suggests "I never looked into it and assumed it was just racism", to which the rest of the cast seems to agree before quickly changing the subject and moving on.

Haven't watched a Cast in forever, this video made me laugh so much. If I didn't know what an earnestly bumbling yet lovable oaf ian is, it almost seems like he's trolling about the jews.
Ian has this remarkable combination of curiosity & lack of self-awareness where he just asks questions, or talks about new things he researched most people would consider to be impolite.

Like when he started railing against Sidney Blumenthal's activities in Libya, calling him "a gunrunner", completely unaware that his son, Max Blumenthal was the guest that evening. Upon being informed, Ian does not become embarrassed, or change the subject, but flatly asks why his father works with Hillary Clinton to destabilise a country.

The same happened with Jackson Hinkle, praising the success of Communist China's economy, only to have Ian say he heard otherwise, with their zero-tolerance lockdowns having a large impact. Jackson starts having to make excuses for why that happened & any potential consequences.

I remember him trying to bring up the sinking of the USS Liberty, only to have Tim cut him off, some time back. Combine this with him comparing the Palestinian desire for the right of return to Jews wanting their own homeland, both being based upon historical claims of ownership, on the 5 April episode, it makes Ian the most critical member of the Timcast hosts on Israel.




This was the 1000th episode of Timcast IRL, marking the point where Tim has emitted more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than several small nations.

Tim had Douglas Mackey as the guest, the man convicted for election interference by posting this image:
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Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

*It may have taken it being the 1000th episode, & until more than halfway through the show, but Tim actually asked a guest to talk about their personal story. Tim also gave Douglas plenty of room to answer, & asked limited follow-up questions: 1:16:17-1:34:57

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-It took until the 27:00 mark for someone to bring Douglas into the conversation, with Ian asking what he thinks about the topic. Tim, as ever, wastes his guests' expertise & experiences by expecting them to force their way into his bloviation:


-Phil & Tim are remarkably philosemetic, for being so avowedly America First & libertarian. Phil states that the red paint on protestors' hands is actually just Israeli blood. Tim goes on to claim that people focusing upon Israel are just doing so either because they are "deranged", it is popular, or seeking out people to sleep with through faux outrage:


-Ironically enough, when Ian brings up the historical conditions in Gaza which helped to empower Hamas, everyone at the table immediately says they know nothing of that, but Hamas is to blame, as if history started on 7 October. Also, Ian says he has no love for terrorists, except George Washington "who was a terrorist according to King George", indirectly using the "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" phrase. No one responded to this, & quickly moved on:


-As clipped by @Hotel in Minsk, Ian has begun comparing the Palestinians to the Jews, now. He notices that these are two people who were stateless & demand a home in the Levant, while being considered undermining forces in whatever country they settled in, prompting their expulsion. Ian does preface that he needs to do more research on King Edward I's 1290 Edict of Expulsion, which was the first official ejection of Jews from a European nation, but he thought it was due to them unduly influencing politics. The best part is when Tim says Ian started to notice these things after listening to Hitler speeches, only for Ian to chime in saying how "crazy" it is to hear Hitler translated into English via AI, so you can understand him:


-Tim describes the evolution of Timcast IRL; starting as a planned on-the-road series where Tim would broadcast from his van, in real life, but this was stopped by COVID. Then, it was going to be covering more out-there topics, but that is going to be covered by Shane Cashman, now. So, we are where we are, now, with guests being invited to comment upon the news of the day. Also, Tim notes something which may explain Mary Morgan appearing on more mainstream platforms, as commented upon by @kidatari. Pop Culture Crisis, which Mary hosts with Brett Dasovic, is now getting 1000 to 1500 concurrent viewers during their streams, & around 100,000 subscribers, on YouTube. Also, Mary has been on with Michael Knowles of The Daily Wire, as well:
 
Mary Morgan on Adam Carolla's podcast

And I find it odd seeing her on Carolla's podcast, cause I don't think she is well known outside of the politics. And even in politics I dont think she is well know, but maybe I'm wrong.
And Mary Morgan is a cutie


She's much like Pippa on the cuteness scale, but she's also a bit of an unknown person. It will be interesting to see if she ends up fading into obscurity in the Beanie Flop House or if she actually escapes that career blackhole. I think her being stuck on Pop Culture Crisis is a major waste, but Tim will never let her branch out from that as she may overshadow him, and that's haram.
 

Tim had Tim Murtaugh, a political consultant for Donald Trump's 2020 campaign, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim is always ready to tell you that any medical advice you hear on IRL should be checked with your doctor. Unless that is injecting stem cells in Tijuana, in which case Tim recommends you get right to it for soft-tissue damage, as it is a miracle cure:


-Ian can always be counted upon to insert LSD-infused imagery into the show:


-Tim cuts off Hannah from asking the guest a question. She responds in the usual womanly way when they are upset but do not want to express it, saying she can just ask her question later:


-If there is one thing that would be glorious to see, it would be Ian becoming a science advisor to the next Trump administration, while Tim is forced to report on it, all:


-It is a grapple of the grifters, with Pearl Davis & Tim clashing over someone being accused of grifting:
 
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