Orbiter đź‡¬đź‡§ Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Cog and his fat poo wife engage go on the Killstream for bloodsports.

Ralph gets another W over Cog by virtue of not raping a 14 year old girl. Cog’s niece with a major L as she is being raised in a 745 square foot rent to own council house with 2 lunatics screaming about Amanda Morris getting fucked in her ass by a Mexican…Harry Morris L for paying Cog to constantly humiliate his daughter.

 
In the absence of any useful information by Sammich, I'm guessing it occurred on Cog's show "Cog City":
it was on rumble mostly, I forget sometimes that everyone isn't watching this shit anymore. I just wanted to give a heads up to the clippers.
 
Cog and his fat poo wife engage go on the Killstream for bloodsports.

Ralph gets another W over Cog by virtue of not raping a 14 year old girl. Cog’s niece with a major L as she is being raised in a 745 square foot rent to own council house with 2 lunatics screaming about Amanda Morris getting fucked in her ass by a Mexican…Harry Morris L for paying Cog to constantly humiliate his daughter.

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Here is the summary if you don't want to watch 9 minutes:

Ralph: I HAD TWO OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS ON THE SHOW CALLING YOU A PEDOPHILE
Cog: Why did a Mexican fuck your wife up the ass?

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Cog is live right now spinning this nonsense into an epic win:


This has a extremely high amount of cope, even for a Cog stream.
 
Cog is such a pathetic loser that I'm actually rooting for Ralph of all people. You know it's bad when people choose piggertits over you.
I feel like i'm losing my fuckign mind with this lately. Ralph has the upper hand in all this lately. And I'm not retarded, I know it probalby won't last for long, but Ralph has honestly had flashes of being entertaining. One bit he did with the cog leaks, he's doing the soap opera reading voice and it's great, heh. It's sort of weird to look forward to his streams again. And him seeming to be sober, it's been a good time lately.


The great irony in all this, for me at least, is ralph's "enemies" are just lesser copies of him. Warski, Cog, PPP.. all sort of scummy pieces of shit.
 
I feel like i'm losing my fuckign mind with this lately. Ralph has the upper hand in all this lately. And I'm not retarded, I know it probalby won't last for long, but Ralph has honestly had flashes of being entertaining. One bit he did with the cog leaks, he's doing the soap opera reading voice and it's great, heh. It's sort of weird to look forward to his streams again. And him seeming to be sober, it's been a good time lately.


The great irony in all this, for me at least, is ralph's "enemies" are just lesser copies of him. Warski, Cog, PPP.. all sort of scummy pieces of shit.
Are Warski and PPP scummy? I just thought they were retarded (Warski) and overly performative (A-A-Asstonne).
 
Cog is such a pathetic loser that I'm actually rooting for Ralph of all people. You know it's bad when people choose piggertits over you.
Picking sides in a situation where two faggots are flinging shit at each other has always been stupid. Just find your seat in the stands and watch both of these degenerate lowlives tear each other apart.
 
Cog and his fat poo wife engage go on the Killstream for bloodsports.

Ralph gets another W over Cog by virtue of not raping a 14 year old girl. Cog’s niece with a major L as she is being raised in a 745 square foot rent to own council house with 2 lunatics screaming about Amanda Morris getting fucked in her ass by a Mexican…Harry Morris L for paying Cog to constantly humiliate his daughter.

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I will admit listening to Poowife trying to SUUEEE is Goddamn funny.
 
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yeah, both have done some bad shit.
Like what? I know Warski was a fuckwit jackass dickweed during his full-on cokeski arc and there was the AIM AIM AIM fiasco, and I know PPP unveiled his anus on livestream and left Godwinson's inner circle for sweet sweet donos, but I don't know of any other scumfuckery they've engaged in.
Picking sides in a situation where two faggots are flinging shit at each other has always been stupid. Just find your seat in the stands and watch both of these degenerate lowlives tear each other apart.
Yeah, but it's weird seeing the Ralphamale have the better optics. It's like I'm in the twilight zone.
 
Yeah, but it's weird seeing the Ralphamale have the better optics. It's like I'm in the twilight zone.

This happens all the time with lolcows. It's the entire basis of Alogging.

Lolcows are generally oblivious to how weird they actually are. Sure they might be self-conscious about certain things or recognize that they act differently from other people, but for the most part they think that what they're doing isn't strange or worthy of ridicule. If they did, they wouldn't post it online where anyone could see it.

Alogs are acutely aware of their own problems. They know they're fuckups, losers, degenerates. It's why they find big, safe targets like Chris Chan or Ralph to criticize so that they can feel better about themselves and cope with their personal shame. They say about others what they're terrified of being called themselves.

You can see it in what they insult or criticize. Note how often Cog points out that Ralph has no family and is alone in Mexico, all while Cog is dealing with a lot of family who either don't care much for him or are willing to publicly state he's a pedophile. He makes fun of Ralph's house while he himself lives in filth. He criticizes Ralph's taste in food while getting served slop by his curry pig wife and getting upset over Doordash hashbrowns. All of these things are worth making fun of, of course, but the point is that it's hypocritical to insult people for the same things that you're doing.

Lolcows on the whole will have better optics than Anthony Logatto-tier Alogs because, while lolcows are funny because they're shameless, Alogs are funny because they're deeply ashamed people desperately hoping no one ever peeks into their closets to see the skeletons there. They can coast by for a while pretending to be better than the people they criticize, like Flamenco, Warski, PPP and Cog. But eventually it all comes out, and when it does it's all the more laughable in the same way that a snooty banker getting hit in the face with a pie is funnier than a hobo getting hit with one. People like seeing arrogant snobs suffer and would prefer to let oddballs continue to be their odd selves for everyone to see without outside influence.
 
Alogs are acutely aware of their own problems. They know they're fuckups, losers, degenerates. It's why they find big, safe targets like Chris Chan or Ralph to criticize so that they can feel better about themselves and cope with their personal shame. They say about others what they're terrified of being called themselves.

You can see it in what they insult or criticize. Note how often Cog points out that Ralph has no family and is alone in Mexico, all while Cog is dealing with a lot of family who either don't care much for him or are willing to publicly state he's a pedophile. He makes fun of Ralph's house while he himself lives in filth. He criticizes Ralph's taste in food while getting served slop by his curry pig wife and getting upset over Doordash hashbrowns. All of these things are worth making fun of, of course, but the point is that it's hypocritical to insult people for the same things that you're doing.

Lolcows on the whole will have better optics than Anthony Logatto-tier Alogs because, while lolcows are funny because they're shameless, Alogs are funny because they're deeply ashamed people desperately hoping no one ever peeks into their closets to see the skeletons there. They can coast by for a while pretending to be better than the people they criticize, like Flamenco, Warski, PPP and Cog. But eventually it all comes out, and when it does it's all the more laughable in the same way that a snooty banker getting hit in the face with a pie is funnier than a hobo getting hit with one. People like seeing arrogant snobs suffer and would prefer to let oddballs continue to be their odd selves for everyone to see without outside influence.
Calling Ralph an "oddball" is extremely charitable. It's something of a unique situation because Ralph's something of an a-log himself, extremely bitter about other people's success and constantly trying to grandstand to other people.

I'm also still in the dark about how Asstonne and Warski are worse than Ralph. They're shitheels sure, and about as morally upright as anyone in the sektur, but substance abuse and getting your friend arrested because you're a bitch aside, I don't think either of them assaulted their significant others. Cog at least supposedly tried to fuck a fourteen year old and Flamenco's a lolicon, but what about the casino conmen?
 
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but I don't know of any other scumfuckery they've engaged in.
Don't worry, I know just where you can read up on Andy, PPP or Kino Casino

Cog and his fat poo wife engage go on the Killstream for bloodsports.

Ralph gets another W over Cog by virtue of not raping a 14 year old girl. Cog’s niece with a major L as she is being raised in a 745 square foot rent to own council house with 2 lunatics screaming about Amanda Morris getting fucked in her ass by a Mexican…Harry Morris L for paying Cog to constantly humiliate his daughter.

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While Dan has to shield Cog physically, the Punjab hash brown has to defend him telephonically. Pathetic.
 
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Cog: Why did a Mexican fuck your wife up the ass?
Ralph paying for his wife to take a churro up the burro is infinitely less embarrassing than being a child rapist like cog id say. i always love it when one trick ponies run into an obvious wall, in this case trying to "no u" as a pedophile chomo faggot. and one in such a way you cant even throw the soph tape up at ralph because youre a child rapist who covers for other pedos if they help you get an interview to shit on ralph.

I'm also still in the dark about how Asstonne and Warski are worse than Ralph. They're shitheels sure, and about as morally upright as anyone in the sektur, but substance abuse and getting your friend arrested because you're a bitch aside, I don't think either of them assaulted their significant others. Cog at least supposedly tried to fuck a fourteen year old and Flamenco's a lolicon, but what about the casino conmen?
well i mean warski tried to have multiple men gunned down in the middle of a street with other people on it live, we literally were a hairs trigger away or one variable off from the sektur having culminated in a mexican style inner city blood bath with multiple deaths and or injuries most likely including bystanders. PPP i have a softer spot for but he started some eternal blood feud because ralph supposedly called his church with no real proof with people who know him like surfer iirc saying he was really kicked out of that and uni for inappropriate sexual conduct. but beyond that its just convenient that ralph at his least spiteful just decided to ruins ashtons life off stream and never use it for content when at the time he was smarting from the starfish stream and was to ralph just an amusing side show he viewed with mirth and pity. that and he was already trying to ruin ralph before then anyway even if he did call the church.

edit also warski just openly admitted to stealthing someone on stream as a funny story, really theres just an entire litany of things against warski itll flare up again when the tard phoenix cycle hits it nadir again.
 
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