Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Yep, here she goes- troon fundraising and speeches, slowly moving on from acting to ass pats.
Anyone else see that promo image and think for a second that it was a "celebration of life" memorial lol
She's gotta pivot to something else for money making soon. Going on the road to do Tent revivals is one option.

What interests me is that this gig is part of Transhealth's 4th "birthday" celebration. Which makes me think it's a promo event for them, a private gender clinic. Ellen is probably getting a cut of ticket sales. (There are some hefty "fees" attached to the base ticket prices that look sus.) Maybe she'll get a cut of their new client action generated by the event?

Some trivia: Northampton MA, home of Smith College for women, used to be known world wide as a lesbian/feminist oasis and mecca for literal decades. Since the 1970s. Some Smith grads stayed in NoHo and put down roots, got involved in local politics, opened businesses, got jobs at Smith, etc. In 2015 Smith updated its admission policy to allow troons. Pooners who were initally accepted as females and transitioned later were permitted to stay and finish their educations, but applications from already transitioned pooners would not be considered for admission because they were "not women".

Having Ellen do a gig at the Academy of Music there is a big deal and a real slap in the face to NoHo's lesbian legacy. (If there's anything left to it. Sadly I'm ignorant of NoHo's vibe these days. It could have transitioned to 100% troon town for all I know.) But there may even be old feminists and old school lesbians who show up to protest. Which would be worth seeing by itself.

I did a quick search. Looks like there's only one LGBTQWERTY "queer" bar in town now: https://archive.ph/AEEvw
 
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Weird Jaw buldge from either implants or filler. Looks like fellow pooner GottMik who admits to jaw fillers

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Page posted an Instagram selfie presumably for trans day of visibility.
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This just cracks me up. "Protect Trans Kids." Yet there's a whole Nickoloden documentary talking about how kids cannot consent and were being sexually abused and everyone is up in arms. Then you have this population that thinks kids are smart and ready enough to permanently change their bodies.

What world are we living in? Because I want off this ride.
 
How it's going vs how it was
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She's super young there. I leave these pics as respectful final counterargument- I still say her jaw/shape is due to less facial fat bc of ageing, self-starvation, and maybe some testosterone fat redistribution. Not that any procedure she got would surprise me!
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How very dare you compare Cillian Murphy to a goddamn pooner
Btw, fun fact: Murphy was in a thriller a few years back with Ellen Page. The plot twist, no joke, is that his character is the murderer, and an insane troon.
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Good actors can make their faces look pretty different from movie to movie, so this isn’t necessarily Murphy’s natural state. But I ended up watching half of Oppenheimer on silent with Chinese subtitles on a flight recently
and kept noticing the long black eyelashes, gaunt face, full womanly lips, and the expression of suicidal self-doubt and thought “lol if only Oppenheimer was ‘5”5 they could have cast Ellen Page to do the role.”
 
She's super young there. I leave these pics as respectful final counterargument- I still say her jaw/shape is due to less facial fat bc of ageing, self-starvation, and maybe some testosterone fat redistribution. Not that any procedure she got would surprise me!
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If she wasn't so mentally ill she would've likely aged way better than she has. Anorexia is very damaging and a bunch of those wrinkle lines she has on her face now are caused by low weight/stress.

In some alternate timeline where her life was drastically different I'd bet she'd have aged really well. Especially if she had the same routines as the straight woman of Hollywood. I doubt she had any sort of skin regimen like most butchy lesbians.
 
Good actors can make their faces look pretty different from movie to movie, so this isn’t necessarily Murphy’s natural state. But I ended up watching half of Oppenheimer on silent with Chinese subtitles on a flight recently
and kept noticing the long black eyelashes, gaunt face, full womanly lips, and the expression of suicidal self-doubt and thought “lol if only Oppenheimer was ‘5”5 they could have cast Ellen Page to do the role.”
Nah you're right, he's played a crossdresser in more than one movie for a reason after all
Hilarious that in the Ellen Page thread, even when she's compared to a man the bottom line is that instead of "wow Ellen genuinely looks like a man" we're like "🤔 hmm in his more feminine moments, this male actor sure looks like Ellen" LMAO
 
She's super young there. I leave these pics as respectful final counterargument- I still say her jaw/shape is due to less facial fat bc of ageing, self-starvation, and maybe some testosterone fat redistribution. Not that any procedure she got would surprise me!
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Even with her jaw looking a bit fatter in the second picture and trying to look a bit like Mila Kunis, she still didn't look too bad until she trooned out in 2020 and since then she looks like a horrifying monster.
 
I'm so sorry for taking some days off from sharing the book with you, I had some stuff going on in the background and I didn't have the time to read the Pooner's manifesto in any of it. But I am free, so these updates will resume now. Thank you for the patience if there are some of you who wants to read the recap of the book here and not reading it from somewhere else.

Anyway, chapter ten! Sixteen more to go. The title is "That Little Indie", after that terrible incident with Ellen getting yelled by some hobo, what adventures would be waiting for Page in this chapter? This is gonna be a long one, so bear with me.

Here, she talks about the experience of getting her first tattoo. And the nickname in said tattoo is for her friend, Catherine Keener, the first time she mentions her by name in the book. Keep in mind that Ellen mentions that she met Catherine when she was in production for Hard Candy.

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And she talks about meeting her for the first time, trying to indulge herself into her role in Hard Candy.

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She was nervous meeting her, so she tried to make a good first impression on her, giving her the best dood look she could ever gave during that time. And she mentions that Catherine is a wonderful mixture of oozed warm and sincerity. And the way she way was direct to her in their conversation was just full of the exaggerated swagger of a middle-aged woman.

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The movie was An American Crime, another small role that Ellen was into. Based on the horrible murder case of Sylvia Likens, also known as the case of the american Junko Furuta.

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Ellen was stressed the whole time she had to film the role, but the company of Catherine helped go through the rough stuff during the recording. She then does a recap of the whole murder, in full detail by the way, on the hell that Sylvia went through. Nothing of substance is written here, but there are some chunks of text that describes the experience of doing a movie like that. It seems that filming these scenes caused an impact on her.

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Also, her schizo voice came back to haunt her. When she was trying to relax herself on doing such a stressful role.

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And then it got worse, comparing her pain to Sylvie's.

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And it's safe to assume that her role in this movie was another blow in her mental health, as it needed to say that all the torture that Sylvie went through makes her personal struggles seem like nothing. And then she talks about how lonely was her new apartment in LA.

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And then she talks about how when she was fucking someone, she had the epiphany of being gay right in that moment, possibly the most random time to say it.

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LMAO. What?!

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And then, it gets creepier, because you can see that Ellen is having very heavy mommy issues with Catherine Keener, feeling safe around her when she was in her place.

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The filming of the movie would have an impact also in her eating disorder, as Ellen was feeling that it was wrong to eat that much, she even mentions at one point that she had to chug because suddenly she wanted to eat and nothing else, but then, she would feel like this.

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When she returned to her home for the first time in a long time, her mother was very panicked, she never states why, but it's obvious that the reason she was like that was because her daughter was looking like a fucking skeleton. And she lowkey blames the mother for showing concern.

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And now she makes clearer, that the role she did in fact traumatized her, and worsened her eating habits. Not even going to a therapist was enough for her to try and deal with this problem.

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Then, she proceeds to talk about her loneliness and how much she was disconnecting herself from her friends in Halifax and how she was feeling that everyone were better without her. And again, the therapy was doing nothing on her. The role she had in Juno however, would help her to hide these problems for a fairly long time.

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And then she met Michael Cera, who turned out to be one of his best friends during the filmation of Juno. She seems to be shocked on how can he be so calm during their trip while her mother was stressed.

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She then talks about how Juno revitalized her and made her heal that mental trauma that An American Crime caused on her, she could eat, she could drink, she was more relaxed during filming. Basically, Juno helped her more to her mental health than anyone else for her, or so it seems.

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She now mentions her first consensual (emphasis on that) sexual experience she had with Olivia Thirlby, one of the actresses that worked in Juno, playing Leah, Ellen fell in love the moment she saw her on set, they became friends very quickly.

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And then one day, it happens, and Ellen puts it in the most blunt way possible on how it happened. Try reading this in a robotic voice.

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And then she ends the chapter mentioning her positive experience in Juno, and how it hurted her having to say goodbye.

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You better keep in mind that vomit part, because the next chapter there is a loooot of it getting written, that and mentions of going to the gynecologist, what does this contribute to the book you may ask? Nothing! So better be prepared.
 
She then talks about how Juno revitalized her and made her heal that mental trauma that An American Crime caused on her, she could eat, she could drink, she was more relaxed during filming. Basically, Juno helped her more to her mental health than anyone else for her, or so it seems.

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You would think that for a FTM tranny, with crippling gender dysphoria, having to play a pregnant woman is about the worst role you could ask for, right? That's peak femininity, but she views it as a very positive role? Uh huh. That whole comment about how it totally wasn't hyperfeminine and that it totally went beyond the binary is pure cope.
 
She really can't smile genuinely in any photo where she appears. It looks like she is holding back tears.

Trans Joy™ at play there
I memba some vaguely recent interview in which she looked like she had just downed a literal bucket of ambien and everyone on the usual xitter/reddit circles were simpering over her obvious "trans joy" while I was sitting there hoping to god she has a tard wrangler on staff to stop her from brutalising her latest hooker whenever she looks in the mirror

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