It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.

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Waifu Days said:
I have my doubts.
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You think you are the first gay person who has tried to "trick me" into giving more photos? I am aware of the impact my physique has on people. If a clearly recognizable scar is not enough for you then I am afraid you are just r-slurred...

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TrollCat's Owner said:
I will also show you what happens when an untrained tub of lard faces a collegiate level wrestler.
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You seem to be hung up on this idea that everyone on here is obese. I’m assuming you use physical fitness to address your many inadequacies. It still won’t change the fact that you’re a fucking manchild.

TrollCat's Owner said:
That's more than anyone else has done, and my physique alone is worth more than any of your "accomplishments".
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I’m willing to bet that I’ve got you beat when it comes to measuring accomplishments.

TrollCat's Owner said:
I was not joking about the machine elves. Keep testing me if you want though.
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You were supposed to take the lithium, not throw it in the trash.

TrollCat's Owner said:
r-slurred
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You mean retarded right tough guy? Fucking retard.

This is fun, you should keep posting. I’ll go make some popcorn.
 
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The Real Nigger Cobson said:
I have a hypothesis that this thread is actually a baitpost due to the frequent usage of Marsey, leading me to believe that this is some gayop by an r/drama user to troll the 'farms.
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I'm beginning to believe so. I put to @TrollCat's Owner to provide dox and get verified or suffer the banhammer.
 
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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
Remember: it's almost always Elaine behind shit like this. She's so out of touch with how real people act that she creates simps that go over the top not realizing she's the only one delusional enough to go to such extremes.
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Anyone figure out the source of the pic btw? I would LOVE to hear the story of how she found it.
 
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Lainey the LARP is weak.
Not even desperate fr*cnhoids would go anywhere near your weeping crevasse.
 
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Aljam said:
And do what? Wander the streets smell debased crack and pollution throughout the city? To try and find what little remains of my country's heritage in this post modern hell scape? My country has no culture and history has been erased. It's a sea of fentanyl, crack, and curry. I tried to apply for maid and realized I could throw a brick at the prime minister or bant until I get life in prison where I can get fed better than on my own instead.
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Take up quilting.
 
The Real Nigger Cobson said:
I have a hypothesis that this thread is actually a baitpost due to the frequent usage of Marsey, leading me to believe that this is some gayop by an rdrama user to troll the 'farms.
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It obviously is and the # of Kiwis who aren't getting it is really depressing.
 
>collegiate level wrestling
nigger, are you 16 or something? I'd feel bad beating the shit out of a literal child.
edit: that actually explains the "give me and address" thing. Perk of being unemployed. :story:
 
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Waifu Days said:
Weren't you telling me that your testicles are now the size of grapefruits and hair was growing on the bottom of your feet. Hell of a curse. When will we learn?
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That might have been a non-machine elf related ailment. I should have just locked my front door. *sigh*

@TrollCat's Owner Do you like my machine elves song?



(Verse 1)
Elaine is ma girl and I don't mind her stink!
through astral projection I create a permanent link!
As I post on the website for my one true Love Elaine
The threat of destruction emerges from an astral plane
the pointy eared menace, the chaos long adored!
With an iron will I shall protect my innocence From the horde!

(Chorus)
BORN FROM IRON AND MAGIC THEY CAME.
FROM THE ASTRAL REALMS TO OUR OWN DOMAIN!
THE MACHINE ELVES ARRIVE WITH ONE SINFUL DUTY.
THE UTTER DESTRUCTION OF A YOUNG MAN'S BOOTY!
WITH TONED MACHINE BODIES AND AN SPINE TINGLING HOWL!
IF YOU CANNOT TAKE IT THEN BITE ON A TOWEL!
MACHINE ELVES!
THEIR BODIES A PISTON WITH JUST ONE THOUGHT IN MIND!
IT'S GOING IN! EVEN IF YOUR STRAIGHT AND ALREADY DECLINED!
MACHINE ELVES!

(Verse 2)
My dignitys been stolen! I can't take it no more!
From my body I wipe up the oil that dripped on the floor.
From now I'll stand and fight against Machine Elf goals!
As I stand outside hospitals and harvest some souls!
With this fire in my heart I will fight through these tears.
With Elaine and her scars I will conquer my fears!
fire up some rituals to combat my dwindling mental health
So load up your sigils and get ready to cut yourself!
 
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Cloaca Rimjob said:
That might have been a non-machine elf related ailment. I should have just locked my front door. *sigh*

@TrollCat's Owner Do you like my machine elves song?

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(Verse 1)
Elaine is ma girl and I don't mind her stink!
through astral projection I create a permanent link!
As I post on the website for my one true Love Elaine
The threat of destruction emerges from an astral plane
the pointy eared menace, the chaos long adored!
With an iron will I shall protect my innocence From the horde!

(Chorus)
BORN FROM IRON AND MAGIC THEY CAME.
FROM THE ASTRAL REALMS TO OUR OWN DOMAIN!
THE MACHINE ELVES ARRIVE WITH ONE SINFUL DUTY.
THE UTTER DESTRUCTION OF A YOUNG MAN'S BOOTY!
WITH TONED MACHINE BODIES AND AN SPINE TINGLING HOWL!
IF YOU CANNOT TAKE IT THEN BITE ON A TOWEL!
MACHINE ELVES!
THEIR BODIES A PISTON WITH JUST ONE THOUGHT IN MIND!
IT'S GOING IN! EVEN IF YOUR STRAIGHT AND ALREADY DECLINED!
MACHINE ELVES!

(Verse 2)
My dignitys been stolen! I can't take it no more!
From my body I wipe up the oil that dripped on the floor.
From now I'll stand and fight against Machine Elf goals!
As I stand outside hospitals and harvest some souls!
With this fire in my heart I will fight through these tears.
With Elaine and her scars I will conquer my fears!
fire up some rituals to combat my dwindling mental health
So load up your sigils and get ready to cut yourself!
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No.
 
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