Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 270 96.1%

  • Total voters
    281
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POV: You’re the chair a 5 year old sat on and then left
 
The fact that he is trying to fix his hair proves he cares about how he looks. He can't fix his diet but he'll fix his hair? Why bother? Hair transplant surgery should require weight loss.
Normal people shave their hair and trim their beards to make a difference even if they struggle to loose weight.

Vito is a fat slob who complains about other people’s success because his ideas have not even come to full fruition and he knows he will never be successful.
 
Normal people shave their hair and trim their beards to make a difference even if they struggle to loose weight.

Vito is a fat slob who complains about other people’s success because his ideas have not even come to full fruition and he knows he will never be successful.
This fat faggot refuses to finish his gay fucking comic cause he knows how hard we'll goof on it. He needs to be humbled. Fucking pogs!?! Trading cards? What a shit huckster.
 
I'll never understand the men who opt for the Monty Burns instead of accepting it's over and shaving their head.
 
The fact that he is trying to fix his hair proves he cares about how he looks. He can't fix his diet but he'll fix his hair? Why bother? Hair transplant surgery should require weight loss.
Fat people and alcoholics share a lot of similarities in that it’s a lifestyle choice that only they can manage to stop. They’ll lie and be in constantly denial there’s a problem until something bad happens and even then that might not be enough to self correct. With hair all Vito has to do is follow the classic American tradition among low time preference individuals and take a pill. And let’s be honest even if Vito manages to cut down to 1500 calories consumed a day he’s going to ruin it by having cheat days where he massively over consumes.
 
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