Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

When she says she's 5 and unsupervised

 

[AncientPhosphur]

POV: You’re the chair a 5 year old sat on and then left

 

[WelperHelper99]

Not only is he a fat pedo but he’s also balding.
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Ladies of the farms would you date this man?
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Holy fuck the genetic lottery hit Vito HARD. He is lliterally turning into the pedo phenotype even MORE. Put the hat back on, your baldness is embarrassing to men worldwide.

 

[Guntkvd]

Just popped up in my recommendations, don't think anyone posted it here yet. Some literal who interviewed vito for almost 3 hours.
EVERYONE HATES HIM!! Interviewing the Internet’s Most Controversial Comedian: Vito!

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

The fact that he is trying to fix his hair proves he cares about how he looks. He can't fix his diet but he'll fix his hair? Why bother? Hair transplant surgery should require weight loss.

 

[Pill Cosby]

The fact that he is trying to fix his hair proves he cares about how he looks. He can't fix his diet but he'll fix his hair? Why bother? Hair transplant surgery should require weight loss.

Normal people shave their hair and trim their beards to make a difference even if they struggle to loose weight.

Vito is a fat slob who complains about other people’s success because his ideas have not even come to full fruition and he knows he will never be successful.

 

[AnOminous]

I REALLY hate the "I'm going to lean into how gross, repugnant, repulsive, and disgusting I am!" cope from LA's least funny pedophile.

Has this creep ever done anything funny other than cry like a baby about being called the pedo he is while Diddler Dax openly mocked him?

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

Normal people shave their hair and trim their beards to make a difference even if they struggle to loose weight.

Vito is a fat slob who complains about other people’s success because his ideas have not even come to full fruition and he knows he will never be successful.

This fat faggot refuses to finish his gay fucking comic cause he knows how hard we'll goof on it. He needs to be humbled. Fucking pogs!?! Trading cards? What a shit huckster.

 

[AnOminous]

Normal people shave their hair and trim their beards to make a difference even if they struggle to loose weight.

It's truth in advertising for him to look like the greasy kidfucker he actually is.

 

[AltisticRight]

Just popped up in my recommendations, don't think anyone posted it here yet. Some literal who interviewed vito for almost 3 hours.
EVERYONE HATES HIM!! Interviewing the Internet’s Most Controversial Comedian: Vito!

>Comedian
Sir, do you have a citation for that?

Has the Vaedophile ever made a funny joke? Potentially livestreaming his suicide doesn't count.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'll never understand the men who opt for the Monty Burns instead of accepting it's over and shaving their head.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll never understand the men who opt for the Monty Burns instead of accepting it's over and shaving their head.

Or just brush it back like a man instead of seething and coping.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Or just brush it back like a man instead of seething and coping.

Comb-over and some milk-bottle glasses and his transition to full-blown chester would finally be complete.

 

[Marvin]

Not only is he a fat pedo but he’s also balding.
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Oh god that's awful. Some guys can really make male pattern baldness work. Like Larry David or Danny Devito.

But sometimes like this, it's just awful.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The fact that he is trying to fix his hair proves he cares about how he looks. He can't fix his diet but he'll fix his hair? Why bother? Hair transplant surgery should require weight loss.

Fat people and alcoholics share a lot of similarities in that it’s a lifestyle choice that only they can manage to stop. They’ll lie and be in constantly denial there’s a problem until something bad happens and even then that might not be enough to self correct. With hair all Vito has to do is follow the classic American tradition among low time preference individuals and take a pill. And let’s be honest even if Vito manages to cut down to 1500 calories consumed a day he’s going to ruin it by having cheat days where he massively over consumes.

 

[Null]

has this fat stupid chomo faggot dropped his shit ass picture book yet

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

The comic is never coming out, he's going to keep it unfinished for eternity as a 10th dimensional chess move to prove Eric July is a scammer and his comic sucks.

 

[AltisticRight]

has this fat stupid chomo faggot dropped his shit ass picture book yet

Nope.
Shocking, I know.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

has this fat stupid chomo faggot dropped his shit ass picture book yet

Oh so you want Vito to release his comic book just so he can be like Eric July who scams people by releasing multiple comic books? ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Oh so you want Vito to release his comic book just so he can be like Eric July who scams people by releasing multiple comic books? ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK

It's about ethics in being a lazy faggot.