Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%

  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 270 96.1%
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Pill Cosby said:

This was posted on Reddit. I cannot unsee this and now you guys can suffer too!
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This video says it is from 13 years ago so Vito looked like that while still in his 20s. Truly cursed genetics.

He has also been added to Hunchback Hall of Fame
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Talk about rough genetics. He has the unfortunate trait where the hair stops growing on the head but instead grows literally everywhere else. On the back, in the nose, even on the top of the ears. Thanks to his obesity and poor diet some of the hair growth, like on his back, is patchy and looks like it is just glued on pubes. That video is listed as 13 years old and he has not gotten healthier since. Begs the question is Vito an incel?
 
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How old is he now? Not even 40 now? These are when he was early 20s he could pass for 40s even then. Makes it so much worse that he likes em young. He should be chasing some obese mobility scooter ladies close to death.
 
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McMitch said:
Like, I get that the joke was that the character of him in the video is kind of pathetic, but holy shit it’s obvious he didn’t exactly have to reach when portraying it.
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I’m pretty sure all of Vito’s “jokes” are just how he copes with his life as being a gross loser that lusts after kids. See it’s not sad he’s funny you’re supposed to laugh! Hahaha he’s a fat and pathetic loser who wants to touch kids! Isn’t that a funny joke God played on Vito?
 
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Windy Moors said:
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Is the pedo going to Turkey for a hair transplant? Ahahahaha hopefully it goes septic and he needs a wound vac for the rest of his fat life.
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Instead of working on this gay picture book, he's talking about hair transplants. I thought fatter people had better hair because of estrogen, I guess the Vaedophile is just that much of a subhuman.
 
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Windy Moors said:
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Is the pedo going to Turkey for a hair transplant? Ahahahaha hopefully it goes septic and he needs a wound vac for the rest of his fat life.
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It's safe to say whatever this pedo is going, wherever he is going involves fucking kids. I hope he ends up in an ISIS video of what they want to do to Western perverts.
 
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Windy Moors said:
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Is the pedo going to Turkey for a hair transplant? Ahahahaha hopefully it goes septic and he needs a wound vac for the rest of his fat life.
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Christopher, fixing your bald head is the least of your worries. You are still fat as fuck and a rotten person both inside and out.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
Christopher, fixing your bald head is the least of your worries. You are still fat as fuck and a rotten person both inside and out.
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There she was, the woman of Vito's dreams, browsing her Twitter timeline when she scrolls onto the funniest joke about raping toddlers she could fathom. She wiped away a multitude of tears from her freckled face, wondering who could have made such a unique quip. Then she saw him, or rather his profile picture. Her phone shook violently as she took in the hunk of a cartoon looking her back in the face. Fat, poor eyesight, unkempt hair, like the Prince Charming her parents always told her about: "Vito the Voiceover Guy."

Her heart fluttered, but what if this man was already taken? Oh, surely he would be, whether by boywife or fleshlight. Still, she dared for the fortunes that were this enigmatic creature. She opened his page and jumped with excitement when she saw he had no photos with another woman anywhere to be seen! He was a skillful entrepreneur and charismatic podcast host too. Truly, what an embarrassment of riches that beheld her that day.

Until her body jerked in terror. In his media tab rested a photo of himself, hatless and hairless. Her arm goes weak, dropping the cellphone and shattering the screen. It was all gone... there went that Great American love story they could have had, the double dates to the Jigsaw national championships with Dax, if only Vito had flown to Turkey and surgically implanted hair into his scalp.

No, Vito is a success. He's going to rise to the occasion and fake desirable genetics until he can fool an "of age" teenager to fly with him to comic book conventions where she'll be his [female character from Superkiller].
 
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