Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[AltisticRight]

does this guy live in california near DAX? all the more reason god should smite California from the earth!

They both live in LA.

 

[Blackstar]

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wrong move bros

YOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS DUMMY

I'VE GOT YOU NOW, BITCH!

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[Idiot Asshole]

Do I win?

 

[Harm]

I hope that when the unloved pedophile reads these posts, it'll bother him that people would rather play tic-tac-toe on Dax's face than his.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

I hope that when the unloved pedophile reads these posts, it'll bother him that people would rather play tic-tac-toe on Dax's face than his.

Nah he is to busy thinking about spending that super killer cash on lil turkish children for candy and such

 

[Fascist Kirk (CG Safe Sp)]

Nah he is to busy thinking about spending that super killer cash on lil turkish children for candy and such

Vodka works better

 

[nineteen84]

This was posted on Reddit. I cannot unsee this and now you guys can suffer too!

this is absolutely fucking disgusting.

ive never seen someone with arms that scrawny with that much visceral fat.

 

[AltisticRight]

YOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS DUMMY
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I'VE GOT YOU NOW, BITCH!
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We did it, we drew a penis on Juju's big forehead!
Total Kiwi Victory!

 

[GaryGray]

I hope that when the unloved pedophile reads these posts, it'll bother him that people would rather play tic-tac-toe on Dax's face than his.

Vito's always been about building his brand on shock and awe. Yet the growing rate of Dick's forehead is more attention grabbing. That puts Vito's charisma somewhere between drying paint and growing grass. Since Vito requires everything in the form of a pop culture reference here is his Fallout S.P.E.C.I.A.L. scores (being generous that it takes strength and endurance to carry around over half your weight in fat).
Strength: 4 (Fat, soy, but not in a rascal yet)
Perception: 2 (we)
Endurance: 5 (fat, alive, and still trying to be an entertainer)
Charisma: 2 (less interesting than dick's hairline)
Intelligence: 3 (living independently, barely)
Agility: 3 (dodged jail so far)
Luck: 5 (one viral video and riding dick's career)

*In TDS 407 Dick mentioned Vito is going to ruin his friends comedy show by purposely tanking being an opener. Something about dressing as Santa.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Now, I get being distracted by dax's big ass forehead, but holy fuck does Vito look like he drives a van around parks asking kids if they like puppies.

 

[AltisticRight]

Now, I get being distracted by dax's big ass forehead, but holy fuck does Vito look like he drives a van around parks asking kids if they like puppies.

>Looks like

 

[Harm]

Luck: 5 (one viral video and riding dick's career)

The funny thing is he's had 3 or so viral videos, but he was never able to capitalize off any of them.

Vaping Belle Delphine's bath water? Demonetized.
Bring cans of soda to college protests? Demonetized.
Peruvian witch killed by landslide? Demonetized.

Unrelated, but I've noticed his tweets smugly giving stock market tips have completely dried up. Must have made some bad picks he doesn't want to share with the class.

*In TDS 407 Dick mentioned Vito is going to ruin his friends comedy show by purposely tanking being an opener.

I can only assume this means Vito told his prepared material as intended.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The funny thing is he's had 3 or so viral videos, but he was never able to capitalize off any of them.

He should chop his head off with a chainsaw on livestream. I guarantee that baby will go viral. I might actually send a $50 super chat too

 

[GaryGray]

The funny thing is he's had 3 or so viral videos, but he was never able to capitalize off any of them.

There was also his one Star Wars video. Also guess getting $80k for a comic that wont release is also pretty lucky.

 

[Pill Cosby]

He should chop his head off with a chainsaw on livestream. I guarantee that baby will go viral. I might actually send a $50 super chat too

That would be a cheap way for him to get out of releasing his award winning comic.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

>Looks like

Yes, because there's no way he can afford a van with his LA rent, and the thought of him walking around being a creep is even less plausible.

 

[Harm]

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Dick is like 6ft, so Vito isn't that short. But holy fuck is he looking supersized here. And is this fat faggot wearing yeezy pods?

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VERY close to the pedo triangle symbol on that blue shirt. Also it appears even Vito neckbeard is going bald.

Vito saw this post within hours and was already replying on Twitter. He thinks that grown men brag every time they leave their home, therefore the fact that we don't similarly brag about leaving the home means we never leave our homes. An intriguing peek into his psyche:



"Getting upset." The post made a couple mild observations. Who's really upset here? Also, he's lying about pedophile dogwhistles:



From the FBI in 2007:

vs.

Wait, boylove? Where have I seen that term before?



Oh, Vito used the term himself multiple times in his Superkiller script, but now he doesn't recognize the one symbol most associated with the term he's using? The fuck?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

FUCK. SHIT. He fucking got me. Ahh fuck, I've been totally owned. I guess I'm going to have to constantly update this thread with every thing I do that isn't on this site. Now I'm going to have to go outside and do shit.

Guys, I haven't seen the sun in decades. Do you think I might burst into flames or get melanoma? I've already drafted my will so people know who gets which cum filled jar.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Vito saw this post within hours and was already replying on Twitter. He thinks that grown men brag every time they leave their home, therefore the fact that we don't similarly brag about leaving the home means we never leave our homes. An intriguing peek into his psyche:

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"Getting upset." The post made a couple mild observations. Who's really upset here? Also, he's lying about pedophile dogwhistles:

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From the FBI in 2007:

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Wait, boylove? Where have I seen that term before?

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Oh, Vito used the term himself multiple times in his Superkiller script, but now he doesn't recognize the one symbol most associated with the term he's using? The fuck?

If it was anyone but Vito I'd give him the benefit of the doubt.

It's Vito though so he probably picked it out hoping people would say, "Hey Vito is wearing a pedophile shirt because he's a pedophile". Probably why he excitedly tweeted about it as soon as possible.

Edit: Ohhh it was the other guy's shirt. You win this round Vito. I mean not really because you're a fat bald pedophile so you kind of lose by default.

 

[AnOminous]

Vito saw this post within hours and was already replying on Twitter. He thinks that grown men brag every time they leave their home, therefore the fact that we don't similarly brag about leaving the home means we never leave our homes. An intriguing peek into his psyche:

I don't remember any of us going on a stream with his owner Diddler Dax and literally weeping about being called the pedophile he is.