Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

That looks fucking disgusting and like a coronary waiting to happen. What is his obsession with carnivore pizza anyway? Pizza with no sauce and a crust made of canned chicken or pork rinds sounds absolutely disgusting.

May his next stroke be his last.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Can be loud as shit though. Thus the "call" part of their name. That and they were used by duck hunters to lure wild ducks.

On the scale of squealing guinea pig to rabid chihuahua on the scale of loud, needy pets, the call duck is still on the low end of things.

 

[eatler]

May his next stroke be his last.

The worst part about modern medicine is they would waste good medicine on a guy who’s barely hanging on. They will try their hardest even to get him slightly closer to being a complete vegetable. Future Jack videos will just be him in a mouth operated wheel chair saying “movie gud, stake gud”.

 

[AltisticRight]

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It's more burnt than the coal in his favourite pornstar. Utterly gross. And this is the fat worthless loser that calls a bit of char on the bottom of pizza "burnt". What a fat disgusting rat. "Heart 100", really? More like 100 heart attacks.

May his next stroke be his last.

May it happen in May.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

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Do whatever you like with this.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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"It entertained me nothing".

He's really not braining all that well is he?

Meanwhile Kirsten Dunst has gotten praise for her work in that movie and both critics and audiences like it.

May his next stroke be his last.

We can dream.

 

[Super Hans v2]

May his next stroke be his last.

I want Jack to live for 1000 years, becoming more and more invalid until he's a 30 IQ retard quadriplegic who gets around like a Weeble Wobble.

 

[desudesu]

May his next stroke be his last.

Unfortunately, Jack will be living again, and kept alive by the constant inflow of money by Mommywife and/or the insurance money that she took out for him. It will also prove that God, truly laughs.

 

[AnOminous]

Unfortunately, Jack will be living again, and kept alive by the constant inflow of money by Mommywife and/or the insurance money that she took out for him. It will also prove that God, truly laughs.

God is not mocked.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

The worst part about modern medicine is they would waste good medicine on a guy who’s barely hanging on. They will try their hardest even to get him slightly closer to being a complete vegetable. Future Jack videos will just be him in a mouth operated wheel chair saying “movie gud, stake gud”.

I can totally see a scenario where if Jack suffered another serious stroke Tammy and Junior would opt for the doctors to put in a tracheostomy (hole in the neck to breathe) and feeding tube in his belly to keep him alive. Jack would probably get the feeding tube infected on a weekly basis by demanding that half-cooked pieces of chuck steak be shoved through the feed tube.


Also, with regards to his stupid weekly updates, why is he continuing with this bullshit if it is never gonna end? Oh right, he is a narcissistic fuckwit and thinks he is owning the hadurs by posting those shitty stroke-friendly numbers.

 

[AnOminous]

I can totally see a scenario where if Jack suffered another serious stroke Tammy and Junior would opt for the doctors to put in a tracheostomy (hole in the neck to breathe) and feeding tube in his belly to keep him alive. Jack would probably get the feeding tube infected on a weekly basis by demanding that half-cooked pieces of chuck steak be shoved through the feed tube.

I hope his next stroke renders him so helpless he can't eat meat but only mush shoved into a feeding tube and then he lives 30 years more without ever having pulporks or carniVOAR or any other MEAT GUD wendigo food ever again.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Jack should go hang out with his brother some time.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

They should have instead asked for seasoning that was 100% SHUGAR.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Jack should go hang out with his brother some time.

At least his brother is in good physical shape.

 

[ddlloo]

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They should have instead asked for seasoning that was 100% SHUGAR.

The absolute gall of this decrepit pigman to criticize other people's food choices.

At least his brother is in good physical shape.

Never skips nipple day.

 

[indomitable snowman]

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Jack should go hang out with his brother some time.

Made me think of this article I read recently.

https://notthebee.com/article/mark-driscoll-pole-dancer-sword-swallower

TL;DR, some christian mens conference hired a sword swallowing male stripper. Would be an activity to bring the scalfani brothers together.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Of all the homosexual acts we've seen Jack allude too, pre slicing the pineapple 90% of the way is one of the faggiest.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

A1 on a steak is pretty damn good. Jack is retarded as usual

 

[Adamska]

Jack really can't flex on people for using A-1 given how the fuck he cooks and eats his own.

 

[biggacracka]

He's just angy that a1 has been around since the civil war while his "best sauce you'll ever taste" didn't even last one of his retarded "burger war" or whatever