Warhammer 40k

[Atypical Dog]

What's with all this self-censorship? You can just say nigger or faggot, it's not a big deal.

Say nigger or faggot. Say it.

NOW.

Heil Hilary! Glory to the Niggerfaggot Party of America!

Anyway, Warhammer. I'm a filthy tertiary that doesn't actually play the games and it's honestly fun watching the fandom become the grimdark future that is only war.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

If that was the deal, they would have done it a long time ago and not given a shit. All you guys are doing in punching at shadows an screaming "it'll tots happen anyday soon" and whats the proof? Oh ye, a faction that shouldnt even have been playble gettin a bunch of bitches, that I doubt anyone will care to buy or get. They'll be busy pissing boiliny water, over how much the Costudes suck on the table now.

Also, lets not beat around the bush, the 40k fans are most unpleasable faggots ever.

It's the slow, creeping doom that is approaching. We saw this with Matt Ward and him raising the Ultramarines above every other faction. We saw this with them presenting the Ultramarines as heroes to children. And now, Custodes can be female, and guess what, Custodes take orders from the Ultramarine Primarch who now serves as the Emperor's regent.

Only a fool will miss all these clues.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Oh pleaase, the Ultrasmurfs were always the poster Boy Scouts, thats why so many always mocked and made fun of their faction, even PapaSmurf hating how shitty the Imperium was a thing since the start. Like, its just how this faction always functiones, bunch of naive dorks who think they can fix shit.

I don't know why we can't get sanguinius back but we get Gilliam in and the lion don't get me wrong Lionel Johnson's a cool character
but why can't we get a phone number with Magnus the red is redeemed that would at least be interesting from a perspective

also why can't they just make a war in heaven book series then they could sell so many more miniatures of the elf necrons and quark miniatures but that would make financial sense
ultra mega super death Eldorado battle suit $2000

An yet, whenever they get involved they barely fix shit, get their shit pushed in or fuck up royally. For guys who both have plot armor and authors blessings, they never seem to be doing too well, instead just making vague promises to fix stuff.

Imperial guard novels are much more fun to read because they're normal human beings facing down giant aliens they should really make kavis Kane the poster boy for the imperium
yet I can't get a model of him or amberly veil I want my evil psychotic auto xenos lady .
Here's all these cool characters we're gonna put in these books do you have miniatures of them no just use the commissary stat sheet because we're too lazy to create extra stats sheets.
If you're gonna make this really long ten book novel series about name characters and not give them miniatures you just leaving money on the table at that point but GW has never been a well run company

 

[Abella]

Give me my wheelchair marines.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Give me my wheelchair marines.

That sounds like something the dark mechanicus would actually create and would be a pretty cool miniature

 

[Iron Father]

Once the female Marines are in, the Homo Marines are going to be next.

Fulgrim is a fag already.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Fulgrim is a fag already.

There you go. They already have their foot in the door. That will be the first of many.

 

[The tired cat]

It's the slow, creeping doom that is approaching. We saw this with Matt Ward and him raising the Ultramarines above every other faction. We saw this with them presenting the Ultramarines as heroes to children. And now, Custodes can be female, and guess what, Custodes take orders from the Ultramarine Primarch who now serves as the Emperor's regent.

Only a fool will miss all these clues.

Okay, okay question. From the Imperium perspective, whom would you sell as the "Heroes" to easily brainwash people. The blue Smurfs who offer vague promises oooor...the crazy Deus vult fuckers, the paranoid dark Angels, the "can go crazy at any moment" Blood Angels? Like, only other guys you MAY sell as good guys are the Salamanders and would be a stretch.

But hey, again keep screaming at that wall dude.

 

[NerdShamer]

From the Imperium perspective, whom would you sell as the "Heroes" to easily brainwash people

The Black Templars and the Imperial Fists are more or less the only ones that haven't been accused of being dissidents, if I'm right

 

[The tired cat]

The Black Templars and the Imperial Fists are more or less the only ones that haven't been accused of being dissidents, if I'm right

I think so, also think Blood Angels are kinda alright (Gilly even went out of his way to restore some of their long fallen chapters like...SoulDrinkers I think they were called)

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Okay, okay question. From the Imperium perspective, whom would you sell as the "Heroes" to easily brainwash people. The blue Smurfs who offer vague promises oooor...the crazy Deus vult fuckers, the paranoid dark Angels, the "can go crazy at any moment" Blood Angels? Like, only other guys you MAY sell as good guys are the Salamanders and would be a stretch.

But hey, again keep screaming at that wall dude.

That's easy. The Smurfs and their Custodes allies can just kill anyone who doesn't go full hero in a civil war. Hell, just add some ''tolerant'' and ''diverse'' factions hiding within the Imperium to come out of the woodwork and help the Smurfs and Custodes kill or restrain any of these crazy idiots. Or, factions like the Dark Angels might find an ''epiphany'' and turn good, accepting women and trannies into their ranks. Or Belisarius Cawl, genius that he is, might help the Blood Angels find a cure for their Red Thirst or Black Rage. Or Guilliman can tell the Black Templars to go crusade on some world near Chaos space, and they all get killed or whittled down to the point where they can no longer pose a threat to a progressive, tolerant Imperium because their numbers got chopped down to 1 percent of what they used to be.

Again, all it takes is a penstroke. Back in 2000, you would never believe that randos from Mars can be made to join Space Marine Legions that didn't train them, but the Primaris showed otherwise. If we were operating with old Imperium rules from 1999, the Primaris would just get shot or thrown out. Hell, we're all talking here because an order that once accepted only the SONS of Terran Nobility suddenly had chicks in their ranks who aren't Silent Sisters. If they can fuck with the lore by doing that, they can obviously do more.

The Black Templars and the Imperial Fists are more or less the only ones that haven't been accused of being dissidents, if I'm right

And they could easily be, if they don't reign it in.

 

[Tablet County]

That sounds like something the dark mechanicus would actually create and would be a pretty cool miniature

I'm pretty sure that was a rejected Nod unit in one of the C&C games.

That's easy. The Smurfs and their Custodes allies can just kill anyone who doesn't go full hero in a civil war. Hell, just add some ''tolerant'' and ''diverse'' factions hiding within the Imperium to come out of the woodwork and help the Smurfs and Custodes kill or restrain any of these crazy idiots. Or, factions like the Dark Angels might find an ''epiphany'' and turn good, accepting women and trannies into their ranks. Or Belisarius Cawl, genius that he is, might help the Blood Angels find a cure for their Red Thirst or Black Rage. Or Guilliman can tell the Black Templars to go crusade on some world near Chaos space, and they all get killed or whittled down to the point where they can no longer pose a threat to a progressive, tolerant Imperium because their numbers got chopped down to 1 percent of what they used to be.

Again, all it takes is a penstroke. Back in 2000, you would never believe that randos from Mars can be made to join Space Marine Legions that didn't train them, but the Primaris showed otherwise. If we were operating with old Imperium rules from 1999, the Primaris would just get shot or thrown out. Hell, we're all talking here because an order that once accepted only the SONS of Terran Nobility suddenly had chicks in their ranks who aren't Silent Sisters. If they can fuck with the lore by doing that, they can obviously do more.

And that's why you should never let Geedubs advance the storyline.

 

[The tired cat]

Or, factions like the Dark Angels might find an ''epiphany'' and turn good, accepting women and trannies into their ranks.

When the Primaris were introduced, Gilly sent a few to the Dark Angels, those fuckers were so paranoid not only did they torture them, they later lobomotize and murder them. So, please tell me more about this "epiphany" bullshit.

Hell, we're all talking here because an order that once accepted only the SONS of Terran Nobility suddenly had chicks in their ranks who aren't Silent Sisters.

The custodes were fucked since they were made into a playble faction, didnt see anyone cry about "BUT MUH LOOREEEE!!!" then or when originally Custodes were made from IronHands, but now suddenly it was changed to Terran Nobility. Well, where are the "but muh looreee!!!" cries?

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

And that's why you should never let Geedubs advance the storyline.

But they already did advance it when they brought back Guilliman, made him his father's heir, and gave him super-space marines. It's already too late, you can't turn the clock back.

When the Primaris were introduced, Gilly sent a few to the Dark Angels, those fuckers were so paranoid not only did they torture them, they later lobomotize and murder them. So, please tell me more about this "epiphany" bullshit.

But they later accepted them. They didn't reject them permanently. So again, things can change.

The custodes were fucked since they were made into a playble faction, didnt see anyone cry about "BUT MUH LOOREEEE!!!" then or when originally Custodes were made from IronHands, but now suddenly it was changed to Terran Nobility. Well, where are the "but muh looreee!!!" cries?

Again, this just proves my point even further; that consistency is not that important in 40K. If they can change that, they can change more things down the line.

 

[The tired cat]

Again, this just proves my point even further; that consistency is not that important in 40K. If they can change that, they can change more things down the line.

Ye and my point is none of you fuckpipes complained then, but suddenly NOW you act shocked? Go fuck a pineapple with your fake ass rage.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Ye and my point is none of you fuckpipes complained then, but suddenly NOW you act shocked? Go fuck a pineapple with your fake ass rage.

I'm not the one complaining. I saw the writing on the wall a long time ago. GW doesn't give a damn about 40K lore, and they wrote the series in the first place as a leftist complaint against right-wing religious people and militarists.

In fact, I'm saying the opposite; this was inevitable, and that GW being leftist from the start made this change all but assured once the feminist/leftist hivemind started demanding it. In fact, I found it quite curious that they resisted for so long. But now that it's happened, I realized that the Left will be getting everything they want out of GW and 40K in the end after all.

 

[Tablet County]

But they already did advance it when they brought back Guilliman, made him his father's heir, and gave him super-space marines. It's already too late, you can't turn the clock back.

Exactly, they never should've been allowed to let Girlyman wake up. Fuck him. End Times was gay, AoS can suck my cock.
The 41st millennium is grim and dark. Get this optimistic heroism Starcraft homosex out of my grimdark wankery.

Ye and my point is none of you fuckpipes complained then, but suddenly NOW you act shocked? Go fuck a pineapple with your fake ass rage.

I did. Just to myself because Geedubs is retarded and no amont of online bitching would change their trajectory. They are money-oriented first and foremost and they will go where the money is. It just so happens that the money is in ESG right now.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Exactly, they never should've been allowed to let Girlyman wake up. Fuck him. End Times was gay, AoS can suck my cock.
The 41st millennium is grim and dark. Get this optimistic heroism Starcraft homosex out of my grimdark wankery.

Shit, Starcraft used to be dark before SC2 came in and made Raynor into Space Marine Super Mario saving his princess instead of killing the bitch like he promised in Brood War.

I did. Just to myself because Geedubs is retarded and no amont of online bitching would change their trajectory. They are money-oriented first and foremost and they will go where the money is. It just so happens that the money is in ESG right now.

GW never cared about 40K lore consistency, and ESG money is a tempting offer. So no shit, this was going to happen.

 

[ShitLurker]

I'm not the one complaining. I saw the writing on the wall a long time ago. GW doesn't give a damn about 40K lore, and they wrote the series in the first place as a leftist complaint against right-wing religious people and militarists.

In fact, I'm saying the opposite; this was inevitable, and that GW being leftist from the start made this change all but assured once the feminist/leftist hivemind started demanding it. In fact, I found it quite curious that they resisted for so long. But now that it's happened, I realized that the Left will be getting everything they want out of GW and 40K in the end after all.

Dude, ignore the furry faggot, he moves goalposts constantly and ignores your points on purpose. It's not worth it.

 

[Tablet County]

What's with all this self-censorship? You can just say nigger or faggot, it's not a big deal.

Say nigger or faggot. Say it.

NOW.

I think he told me once that he uses Speech-To-Text and it censors itself, which is some dystopian bullshit if I've ever heard it.