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LORD IMPERATOR said:
It's the slow, creeping doom that is approaching. We saw this with Matt Ward and him raising the Ultramarines above every other faction. We saw this with them presenting the Ultramarines as heroes to children. And now, Custodes can be female, and guess what, Custodes take orders from the Ultramarine Primarch who now serves as the Emperor's regent.

Only a fool will miss all these clues.
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Okay, okay question. From the Imperium perspective, whom would you sell as the "Heroes" to easily brainwash people. The blue Smurfs who offer vague promises oooor...the crazy Deus vult fuckers, the paranoid dark Angels, the "can go crazy at any moment" Blood Angels? Like, only other guys you MAY sell as good guys are the Salamanders and would be a stretch.

But hey, again keep screaming at that wall dude.
 
NerdShamer said:
The Black Templars and the Imperial Fists are more or less the only ones that haven't been accused of being dissidents, if I'm right
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I think so, also think Blood Angels are kinda alright (Gilly even went out of his way to restore some of their long fallen chapters like...SoulDrinkers I think they were called)
 
The tired cat said:
Okay, okay question. From the Imperium perspective, whom would you sell as the "Heroes" to easily brainwash people. The blue Smurfs who offer vague promises oooor...the crazy Deus vult fuckers, the paranoid dark Angels, the "can go crazy at any moment" Blood Angels? Like, only other guys you MAY sell as good guys are the Salamanders and would be a stretch.

But hey, again keep screaming at that wall dude.
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That's easy. The Smurfs and their Custodes allies can just kill anyone who doesn't go full hero in a civil war. Hell, just add some ''tolerant'' and ''diverse'' factions hiding within the Imperium to come out of the woodwork and help the Smurfs and Custodes kill or restrain any of these crazy idiots. Or, factions like the Dark Angels might find an ''epiphany'' and turn good, accepting women and trannies into their ranks. Or Belisarius Cawl, genius that he is, might help the Blood Angels find a cure for their Red Thirst or Black Rage. Or Guilliman can tell the Black Templars to go crusade on some world near Chaos space, and they all get killed or whittled down to the point where they can no longer pose a threat to a progressive, tolerant Imperium because their numbers got chopped down to 1 percent of what they used to be.

Again, all it takes is a penstroke. Back in 2000, you would never believe that randos from Mars can be made to join Space Marine Legions that didn't train them, but the Primaris showed otherwise. If we were operating with old Imperium rules from 1999, the Primaris would just get shot or thrown out. Hell, we're all talking here because an order that once accepted only the SONS of Terran Nobility suddenly had chicks in their ranks who aren't Silent Sisters. If they can fuck with the lore by doing that, they can obviously do more.

NerdShamer said:
The Black Templars and the Imperial Fists are more or less the only ones that haven't been accused of being dissidents, if I'm right
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And they could easily be, if they don't reign it in.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
That sounds like something the dark mechanicus would actually create and would be a pretty cool miniature
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I'm pretty sure that was a rejected Nod unit in one of the C&C games.
LORD IMPERATOR said:
That's easy. The Smurfs and their Custodes allies can just kill anyone who doesn't go full hero in a civil war. Hell, just add some ''tolerant'' and ''diverse'' factions hiding within the Imperium to come out of the woodwork and help the Smurfs and Custodes kill or restrain any of these crazy idiots. Or, factions like the Dark Angels might find an ''epiphany'' and turn good, accepting women and trannies into their ranks. Or Belisarius Cawl, genius that he is, might help the Blood Angels find a cure for their Red Thirst or Black Rage. Or Guilliman can tell the Black Templars to go crusade on some world near Chaos space, and they all get killed or whittled down to the point where they can no longer pose a threat to a progressive, tolerant Imperium because their numbers got chopped down to 1 percent of what they used to be.

Again, all it takes is a penstroke. Back in 2000, you would never believe that randos from Mars can be made to join Space Marine Legions that didn't train them, but the Primaris showed otherwise. If we were operating with old Imperium rules from 1999, the Primaris would just get shot or thrown out. Hell, we're all talking here because an order that once accepted only the SONS of Terran Nobility suddenly had chicks in their ranks who aren't Silent Sisters. If they can fuck with the lore by doing that, they can obviously do more.
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And that's why you should never let Geedubs advance the storyline.
 
LORD IMPERATOR said:
Or, factions like the Dark Angels might find an ''epiphany'' and turn good, accepting women and trannies into their ranks.
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When the Primaris were introduced, Gilly sent a few to the Dark Angels, those fuckers were so paranoid not only did they torture them, they later lobomotize and murder them. So, please tell me more about this "epiphany" bullshit.
LORD IMPERATOR said:
Hell, we're all talking here because an order that once accepted only the SONS of Terran Nobility suddenly had chicks in their ranks who aren't Silent Sisters.
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The custodes were fucked since they were made into a playble faction, didnt see anyone cry about "BUT MUH LOOREEEE!!!" then or when originally Custodes were made from IronHands, but now suddenly it was changed to Terran Nobility. Well, where are the "but muh looreee!!!" cries?
 
Tablet County said:
And that's why you should never let Geedubs advance the storyline.
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But they already did advance it when they brought back Guilliman, made him his father's heir, and gave him super-space marines. It's already too late, you can't turn the clock back.

The tired cat said:
When the Primaris were introduced, Gilly sent a few to the Dark Angels, those fuckers were so paranoid not only did they torture them, they later lobomotize and murder them. So, please tell me more about this "epiphany" bullshit.
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But they later accepted them. They didn't reject them permanently. So again, things can change.

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The tired cat said:
The custodes were fucked since they were made into a playble faction, didnt see anyone cry about "BUT MUH LOOREEEE!!!" then or when originally Custodes were made from IronHands, but now suddenly it was changed to Terran Nobility. Well, where are the "but muh looreee!!!" cries?
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Again, this just proves my point even further; that consistency is not that important in 40K. If they can change that, they can change more things down the line.
 
LORD IMPERATOR said:
Again, this just proves my point even further; that consistency is not that important in 40K. If they can change that, they can change more things down the line.
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Ye and my point is none of you fuckpipes complained then, but suddenly NOW you act shocked? Go fuck a pineapple with your fake ass rage.
 
The tired cat said:
Ye and my point is none of you fuckpipes complained then, but suddenly NOW you act shocked? Go fuck a pineapple with your fake ass rage.
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I'm not the one complaining. I saw the writing on the wall a long time ago. GW doesn't give a damn about 40K lore, and they wrote the series in the first place as a leftist complaint against right-wing religious people and militarists.

In fact, I'm saying the opposite; this was inevitable, and that GW being leftist from the start made this change all but assured once the feminist/leftist hivemind started demanding it. In fact, I found it quite curious that they resisted for so long. But now that it's happened, I realized that the Left will be getting everything they want out of GW and 40K in the end after all.
 
LORD IMPERATOR said:
But they already did advance it when they brought back Guilliman, made him his father's heir, and gave him super-space marines. It's already too late, you can't turn the clock back.
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Exactly, they never should've been allowed to let Girlyman wake up. Fuck him. End Times was gay, AoS can suck my cock.
The 41st millennium is grim and dark. Get this optimistic heroism Starcraft homosex out of my grimdark wankery.
The tired cat said:
Ye and my point is none of you fuckpipes complained then, but suddenly NOW you act shocked? Go fuck a pineapple with your fake ass rage.
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I did. Just to myself because Geedubs is retarded and no amont of online bitching would change their trajectory. They are money-oriented first and foremost and they will go where the money is. It just so happens that the money is in ESG right now.
 
Tablet County said:
Exactly, they never should've been allowed to let Girlyman wake up. Fuck him. End Times was gay, AoS can suck my cock.
The 41st millennium is grim and dark. Get this optimistic heroism Starcraft homosex out of my grimdark wankery.
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Shit, Starcraft used to be dark before SC2 came in and made Raynor into Space Marine Super Mario saving his princess instead of killing the bitch like he promised in Brood War.

Tablet County said:
I did. Just to myself because Geedubs is retarded and no amont of online bitching would change their trajectory. They are money-oriented first and foremost and they will go where the money is. It just so happens that the money is in ESG right now.
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GW never cared about 40K lore consistency, and ESG money is a tempting offer. So no shit, this was going to happen.
 
LORD IMPERATOR said:
I'm not the one complaining. I saw the writing on the wall a long time ago. GW doesn't give a damn about 40K lore, and they wrote the series in the first place as a leftist complaint against right-wing religious people and militarists.

In fact, I'm saying the opposite; this was inevitable, and that GW being leftist from the start made this change all but assured once the feminist/leftist hivemind started demanding it. In fact, I found it quite curious that they resisted for so long. But now that it's happened, I realized that the Left will be getting everything they want out of GW and 40K in the end after all.
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Dude, ignore the furry faggot, he moves goalposts constantly and ignores your points on purpose. It's not worth it.
 
ShitLurker said:
Dude, ignore the furry faggot, he moves goalposts constantly and ignores your points on purpose. It's not worth it.
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Sorry about that. But like I said, this was inevitable. ESG money, 40K being a leftist series from the start, GW's lack of consistency with the lore, it all adds up to Female Custodes just being one of the many changes that 40K fans will see.

I wouldn't be surprised if they resurrected some Primarchs as trannies. Or if a brave, trans woman of color gets possessed by the spirit of Big E and becomes the Voice of the Emperor a la SWTOR, and she starts giving Guilliman, the Lion, and the Lords of Terra their marching orders, while leading the Custodes to one glorious victory after another. When the Black Templars destroy an innocent world in their endless crusades, she will order the Black Templars to stop their ceaseless crusading, and when they denounce her as an impostor and target her next, she will send out a warp storm, and their entire fleet will get thrown into the sun. Or she'll raise a hand and force the Black Templars to kneel just like the Word Bearers did.
 
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