Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Since the BP women got me following Chantal, I'm familiar with the name breezy. So fellow retards, don't let the "big tit blonde in fishnets" meme fool you. Breezin is a fat dumpy karen Chantal alog (see: reactor) that abuses filters and fat girl angles. She's also someone not worth showing any attention to and should be ignored, even this post is too much effort. She has crazy eyes, a gunt, and tits that make NAL's look good. Don't be fooled.
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Since the BP women got me following Chantal, I'm familiar with the name breezy. So fellow retards, don't let the "big tit blonde in fishnets" meme fool you. Breezin is a fat dumpy karen Chantal alog (see: reactor) that abuses filters and fat girl angles. She's also someone not worth showing any attention to and should be ignored, even this post is too much effort. She has crazy eyes, a gunt, and tits that make NAL's look good. Don't be fooled.
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Look at those dead eyes. Do you think she’s got more of a “never got over being bullied by the popular girls in high school” look or a “Uncle Jim was a little too handsy when he “tickled” me” look in those soulless peepers?
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Likewise I’m tired of this Cobraverse VS Gorlworld crossover event and having to keep track of a ton of random channels and lore and videos I’d otherwise never watch and stuff that keeps tying into and derailing my regular cobraverse content.
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When it gets to be too much I recharge my mana by going back to a Cobra classic, like conjuring a thunder storm or fiery fish pizza.
 
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Maldron the Assassin said:
Better get used to it, she's moving in!
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I don't know how some people feel it won't happen. It's inevitable IMO. The boy can't keep a secret and his new address will be either doxxed, leaked or he'll just give it out in a drunken stupor. Tik Tard weens have shown twice before that they'll front the hundred or so bucks to send the hag from VA beach to Casper, so why not a final 1-way ticket? Jorp will never actively try to distance himself from her because that would mean the trolls won, most he can do is just ignore it. Even after the $8 machete clip and recorded domestic violence homedad nips doesn't have power of attorney or guardianship to file a restraining or protective order for the boy and the boy could never figure that out nor would want to because that means the trolls win.
I've seen it before, shit diggers like methica never let go once they're latched on. They're the human equivalent of herpes. IMO, Best case is she moves in and becomes a background character. Using the clocktower dream trailer as a place to crash, drink, do drugs and going back to her old "missrabbit" lot lizard tricks. Worst and likeliest case scenario to me is that eventually the trailer or whatever is doxxed, weens pay for her to move in, the DV continues and escalates, and eventually culminates into either a drunken/pilled out physical altercation. Or her mixing the "vitamins" she Cosby's him with a bit too strong and finally completes his GG Allin casket cosplay.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
When it gets to be too much I recharge my mana by going back to a Cobra classic, like conjuring a thunder storm or fiery fish pizza.
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Whenever I see Cobes fuckin with that fushigi I'm more captivated by how much the fit aligned to make him look like a dollar store Hugo.



Prayers to Sky-God for this to soon be the next vocal cover hit.
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
Whenever I see Cobes fuckin with that fushigi I'm more captivated by how much the fit aligned to make him look like a dollar store Hugo.



Prayers to Sky-God for this to soon be the next vocal cover hit.
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The apartment still looking clean
The hat is still intact
The local crack-head at death's door looking for the correct spot to die
All while Josh just rotates the orb

I unironically could've watched him for hours.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
When it gets to be too much I recharge my mana by going back to a Cobra classic, like conjuring a thunder storm or fiery fish pizza.
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Genetic Mountain Dew is always my go to. It’ll never get old

Edit: But the all time greatest ever cobra content posted to the internet will always be This “drinking peach shnapps” is peak cobra. It’s got everything you could want. Cobraisms, ranting about trolls, acting melodramatic, unknowingly making a fool out of himself, rage, drinking, bad vocal covers. He spends most of the time literally monologuing and looking at himself in the recording. It is absolutely Shakespearean. He’s posturing and being super dramatic about threatening suicide with a dollar store cobra cane dagger he sharpened on a coffee mug. He dramatically drops it as if he decided to live at the last moment and winces in shock when it almost hits his toes. Seconds earlier he was leading us to believe he was moments away from disemboweling himself because he got catfished on Facebook and the next he’s worried about dropping something in his toes. Fucking gold. It seems like he’s doing a bit or reciting a script. There’s ample foreshadowing and build up. Masterclass. Absolute perfection.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
same but for me it was blackest night but I don’t regret it. I did it for AvX and I do regret it.
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Blackest night was great. AvX was actual garbage, for the most part, fuck those crossovers too much bs.

Except in this case, the Cobraverse NAL crossover is classic and if we’re lucky we’ll even get an Inferno out of it.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Since the BP women got me following Chantal, I'm familiar with the name breezy. So fellow retards, don't let the "big tit blonde in fishnets" meme fool you. Breezin is a fat dumpy karen Chantal alog (see: reactor) that abuses filters and fat girl angles. She's also someone not worth showing any attention to and should be ignored, even this post is too much effort. She has crazy eyes, a gunt, and tits that make NAL's look good. Don't be fooled.
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Oh that's still way too filtered.
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The filter is on in this one as well but you can see a lot of spots where it fails.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
It would weigh heavily on her if true, the peoplefinder shows he lived at her address and the middle name matches too actually I might be wrong, GOD DAMN IT!

Better not be living with your parents streaming and screaming from the bath for 16 hours per day while your little brother is getting his PhD GIRL.
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They are a family of penists
Karen said:
Cobes rebounding with a 3/10+ girl would be a massive W. He deserves someone better than that ghoul.
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I beg to differ. He deserves her as much as she deserves him.
 
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