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But jesus FUCK was MKIII a giant fucking disaster and purely self inflicted. I'm still amazed at how they killed the Privateer program and the forums back to back. These games live and die by their community ambassadors and shills.
That was actually a kneejerk reaction to Washington state(again, another reason to get out of that shithole) causing problems for them legally due to the MTG judge program getting so much shit finally for the pedos being exposed, not wanting to do background checks on people they wanting hanging around kids, etc. So Washington makes it illegal to have volunteers paid with cards and shit(like the MTG judges), PP freaks the fuck out and jettisons their pressgang program and forums because they're afraid the state.

So now LGS don't have any community volunteers to do demo games, organize small events, etc. leaving the community(at least in most of the US, and some of it internationally as well based on the discord during mk3) to become a bunch of feral "that guy" inviting new players to games just to curb stomp them, arguing about bases being in contact even if the intent was stated for being in contact and pulling out a laser to prove there's .0001" between the bases so they aren't in contact, like I said measuring the spray templates with calipers in the packages, fudging the arcs/facing marks on base rims so they aren't quite 90 or 180.

So the casuals moved out, and trannies moved in rainbow flags got permanently put up, I think they left their general chat as pridechat or some shit after pride month for a few years, hired some tranny community managers that never played the damned games and couldn't hold a conversation when people were trying to discuss balance problems. There was an entirely separate group that ran the wiki... loremachine or something like that? That eventually came up with a 25 point format, banned a whole bunch of models, and tried to make a more casual version of the game but the remaining hyper competitive people(mostly cheating) immediately jumped on that and shit it up as a way to just keep pummeling anyone trying to get into the game(since the minis everywhere were basically 50% off at the time, nevermind their insane "mystery boxes" with $500 in product for like $80 trying to clear out their warehouse and pretend nothing was wrong), they lost most of their public facing staff to asmodee/atomic mass games and some other company, lost their painting staff that was making youtube videos, launched their stupid skirmish boardgame aristeia clone adding even MORE characters to warmahordes at the same time, relaunched monster pocalypse for the third time to an immediate failure, launched their warmahordes 40k wannabe scifi game that immediately failed because it was entirely kickstarted so no game stores even wanted to support it(wtf would an LGS want to host events for a game where all of the players literally have all of the product already and notoriously drive off new players). It just goes on and on...

I never really got why the stock thing as this "Gotcha!" moment, that shit shifts for many reasons and I highly doubt Fem custodes are one of them.
Seriously, it's a sub 2% drop. It's not even at the same low that it hit back in March, or December, or November and it's still up right now from where it was in April 2023. 2022 was when their stock price took a beating as the stupid pandemic was finally over and shipping costs(among other things) were through the roof and it bottomed out somewhere around $65. Their latest revenue report was January and they do half-year so we won't get the next one until July. That's when any real revenue drop will need to be explained, and have repercussions on stock value if it can't be spun positively. But even then they've got the AoS 4.0 release coming at the same time, which is going to likely remain an incentive to buy(the stock) due to speculation over the revenue gain for the 2nd half of 2024 anyway. Unless this dip turns into something drastic, all it's amounted to is putting them right back to where they were for a good portion of the YTD anyway and they just came off of a bump from dividend payouts not even a couple of weeks back.

At this point it's like the star wars grifters going on about how Kathleen Kennedy is due to get fired any minute now... for the past 4 years.
 
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...originally Custodes were made from IronHands...
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that shit shifts for many reasons and I highly doubt Fem custodes are one of them.
Just making a joke, not too deep. Stocks will be up in no time, hardest that they dipped was...2 years ago? It just shows that the latest controversy panicked the investors which I find amusing.
Just say what you really mean, "I wish these right wingers never knew about Warhammer."
Gatekeeping should be apolitical, it rarely is but it should be. Including politics into who should be kept out when there are great additions to a community of many politics identities (or whatever term you wish to use) is troon behavior.
 
Correct, that's the problem. Gatekeep too much your community will die unless it's always active with enough people. Gatekeep too little and the cancer will spread. Just be intelligent about it.
Honestly, wanting my hobbies to "have more mainstream appeal" has been the most monkey's paw wish I ever had growing up. I rather a hobby or community died because it gatekept too much than the constant cycle of faggotry we are subjected to right now.
Also, nice stocks GW.
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This is not the own you think it is, expand it to 3 months and...
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It's fucking nothing, once it becomes a trend and it's been going down consistently for a few months it could be, but as of now it's just another transitory moment of down.
That was actually a kneejerk reaction to Washington state(again, another reason to get out of that shithole) causing problems for them legally due to the MTG judge program getting so much shit finally for the pedos being exposed, not wanting to do background checks on people they wanting hanging around kids, etc. So Washington makes it illegal to have volunteers paid with cards and shit(like the MTG judges), PP freaks the fuck out and jettisons their pressgang program and forums because they're afraid the state.
Mmm, didn't know this had such a domino effect, but it really was a stab straight to the heart of the matter. Washington is a wretched and expensive hive, keeping their base there was a huge fuck up, but I remember the owners of the company being high on their own supply.
"that guy"
I loved the spirit of Page 5, but it did give an excuse for a lot of faggots to just come in and be "that guy"...
launched their warmahordes 40k wannabe scifi game that immediately failed because it was entirely kickstarted so no game stores even wanted to support it(wtf would an LGS want to host events for a game where all of the players literally have all of the product already and notoriously drive off new players). It just goes on and on...
One of our bigger local stores invested HARD on warmahordes during the tail end of MKII, going all in, full skus in the shop, the whole package. You can imagine how that deal panned out and I can imagine they weren't the only ones savagely burned. It's no surprise that stores avoid anything from Privateer Press except for individual orders.
 
It's fucking nothing, once it becomes a trend and it's been going down consistently for a few months it could be, but as of now it's just another transitory moment of down.
Just making a joke, not too deep. Stocks will be up in no time, hardest that they dipped was...2 years ago? It just shows that the latest controversy panicked the investors which I find amusing.
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Honestly, wanting my hobbies to "have more mainstream appeal" has been the most monkey's paw wish I ever had growing up. I rather a hobby or community died because it gatekept too much than the constant cycle of faggotry we are subjected to right now.
I get you, I want to agree but my heart isn't in it, I want to see communities thrive even if we all know what happens in the end. No matter how good a community leader it, it will always be subverted to garbage. It's better to die a good hobby than live to see yourself become consumed in Corporatization.
One of our bigger local stores invested HARD on warmahordes during the tail end of MKII, going all in, full skus in the shop, the whole package.
Fuuuuuuuck that must've hurt...they're still going too.
 
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On my defense, I posted my response before reading your post going into that.
I get you, I want to agree but my heart isn't in it, I want to see communities thrive even if we all know what happens in the end. No matter how good a community leader it, it will always be subverted to garbage. It's better to die a good hobby than live to see yourself become consumed in Corporatization.
Well, you know the whole "if an organization isn't explicitly right wing, it will become left wing" deal? I've seen it happen way too many times and I have no idea how to stop it without making it be a political circle jerk either. I want my hobbies to be hobbies where I relax from the worlds insanity and not have to bring it up constantly in one direction or the other.
Fuuuuuuuck that must've hurt...
Store owner was baffled/fuming after that one, they did truck along but hooooly shit that was a fucking shit show. The PP implosion is really worth a 2 hour documentary going into each and every single fuck up. They really are the "what not to do" template.
 
Mmm, didn't know this had such a domino effect, but it really was a stab straight to the heart of the matter. Washington is a wretched and expensive hive, keeping their base there was a huge fuck up, but I remember the owners of the company being high on their own supply.
Oh it kept getting worse and worse. At one point they had some molds go missing from a factory in china(and couldn't afford to reproduce them). The location they moved to and signed the lease on after the eminent domain thing wasn't zoned for manufacturing so it was either the city or county that told them to get fucked and they couldn't produce metal minis in-house. They hired some guy who was involved with the GW retail operations and trying to right that trainwreck(cut staff in stores, cut hours stores were open, etc.) who had moved onto running a distribution company primarily selling PP product to the EU(which was also when a lot of people in the EU were constantly complaining about a lack of product availability) to try and streamline the company as a president or whatever for a year, he just coasted into retirement. Hell, that game I forgot the name of that added more Warmahordes SKUs... Riot Quest. They had the audacity to show this that they paid money for in 2018 at their convention that was downsized to a single room in a hotel at the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kqrkYSHQVw

Someone could easily fill a 90 minute documentary covering the monumental fuckups of privateer press between 2014 and 2019.

Honestly, wanting my hobbies to "have more mainstream appeal" has been the most monkey's paw wish I ever had growing up. I rather a hobby or community died because it gatekept too much than the constant cycle of faggotry we are subjected to right now.
A monkey's paw is certainly the best way to describe it. Even without the ESG/DEI bullshit it's as simple as morons manipulating statistics. This shit is why you get other IPs so watered down no one cares anymore. They hear that some black single mother with 2 children who plays candy crush or whatever the fuck on her phone for an hour a week is a gamer, and try to add shit to appeal to her in their first person shooter. The end result is something watered down that no longer draws the original fanbase, and was never going to draw in Shaniqua or whatever the fuck in the first place because she was never going to play a first person shooter. But the focus group testing showed that she might have a mildly increased interest... that never turns into dollars.

It's the same reason why GW quit selling the female space marine models back in the 80s. That shit didn't bring women into the hobby then, stores didn't want to stock the shit(because it didn't sell) and it won't sell now. Pretty sure it's already been discussed.. hardly anyone ever sees women(who do exist playing 40k, without being a problem) playing sisters of battle. It's always tyranids, necrons, maybe eldar or some shit like that. And that's perfectly fine. But no, somewhere a focus group happened and someone with or pretending to have a vagina might have said that they'd be more interested in the game they've never looked at if there was a female character on the cover... and that's how we get femstodes of which that person will never actually show any interest in the product again.
 
On my defense, I posted my response before reading your post going into that.
I figured, why I didn't say anything substantial. :)
Well, you know the whole "if an organization isn't explicitly right wing, it will become left wing" deal? I've seen it happen way too many times and I have no idea how to stop it without making it be a political circle jerk either. I want my hobbies to be hobbies where I relax from the worlds insanity and not have to bring it up constantly in one direction or the other.
I...have to agree, which sucks. Left wing nutjobs seem to infiltrate everything these days. You just have to correctly gatekeep I guess. Not too much, not too little, make the content of community contributions drive away the normies and troons. Thing about troons is that they can claw their way into anything. Complex? Simple? Down-right hostile? Take SCP for example. Troons took it, turned it into a safe space, kicked all the old guard out, they faded into the background or went to alternatives like RPC. Alternatively, look at Kiwifarms, you keep the filth largely out and they go after what keeps you afloat. Money, internet service, servers, cloud, the jannies identities, etc. Remember, they're "the good guys." Only thing you can do is keep it niche and have a tight knit community. Or only interact with people you genuinely like and ignore all the garbage...for as long as you can at least.
Store owner was baffled/fuming after that one, they did truck along but hooooly shit that was a fucking shit show. The PP implosion is really worth a 2 hour documentary going into each and every single fuck up. They really are the "what not to do" template.
Can't help but feel bad, hope someone really goes into detail what happened one day, deserves that much.
Wolf Lord Rho deserves it just for talking so fucking slowly.
How's the actual content? Does he just regurgitate talking points and articles like most other content "creators?"
 
How's the actual content? Does he just regurgitate talking points and articles like most other content "creators?"
No he's actually very wholesome and mostly covers lore stuff, theories, lore updates etc.
Can't think of a single politicized video he's made, left or right. He just turns 5 minutes of content into 15-20 minutes by talking slow as hell.
 
Disingenuous way to frame liking muscle mommies.
I like women with muscle but damn some people just...take it overboard, spamming "mommy" and other coomer shit...honestly there are better examples than her but so long as she's healthy and happy.
No he's actually very wholesome and mostly covers lore stuff, theories, lore updates etc.
Can't think of a single politicized video he's made, left or right. He just turns 5 minutes of content into 15-20 minutes by talking slow as hell.
Ahh, ok, good. Guess he just needs to speak faster. Need those ads I guess.
 
I like women with muscle but damn some people just...take it overboard, spamming "mommy" and other coomer shit...honestly there are better examples than her but so long as she's healthy and happy.
The part where they openly call these women "mommy" is fucking creepy.
 
The part where they openly call these women "mommy" is fucking creepy.
Mommy, much like Daddy, has been perverted by degenerates. What happened to "damn, he's/she's hot?" or other acceptable terms? Why is a term used for a Mother and Father used for sexual degeneracy? I know it has probably been like that for years and I'm probably retared (no shit) but...why has using a term that implies incest in this context become a thing?
 
It's the same reason why GW quit selling the female space marine models back in the 80s
Problem was, those FSM models were basically early versions of Sisters of Battle, before they became sexy battle nuns, they had these shitty metallic models that nobody liked cause they looked like roadkill.
 
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Problem was, those FSM models were basically early versions of Sisters of Battle, before they became sexy battle nuns, they had these shitty metallic models that nobody liked cause they looked like roadkill.
A lot of their minis from the time looked like shit, and GW's lack of ability to paint faces has never helped them over the years.

Doesn't change that having female characters didn't generate sales, and resulted in just cutting them. Obviously we don't have the sales figures, but unless everyone at GW was completely retarded at the time, if those minis had made up any real percentage of profit(compared to anything else they were selling), they'd have been remodeled and continued on after rogue trader rather than needing to wait another 5 years or so to be released as sisters of battle(which still never drew a massive base of female buyers, and then continued to not do so 20 years after that with another revamp of the range).
 
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