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Well holy shit, leaving aside that this could be a troll job, this actually makes everything make sense. Any time GW does something it's to sell models, good or bad idea be dammed, but the non announcement, the almost deflection treatment of it, that nothing is in the modeling pipeline. Of course Amazon's faggot guidelines could be the guilty party. O please, let Cavil have a spergout and announce he's dropping out.
 
Well holy shit, leaving aside that this could be a troll job, this actually makes everything make sense. Any time GW does something it's to sell models, good or bad idea be dammed, but the non announcement, the almost deflection treatment of it, that nothing is in the modeling pipeline. Of course Amazon's faggot guidelines could be the guilty party. O please, let Cavil have a spergout and announce he's dropping out.
It matches everything we know.

No big announcement. No confirmation on social media. No books or models. No art. Nothing. Drop it and go.

Becuase they don't actually support this lore change and are being forced to do it by Amazon. Which is fucking insane when you think about it. Does that mean that Amazon basically has editorial control over 40k lore until the show's over?

Then the Social Media team fucks up and posts without permission before the GW Crisis PR team can decide what to do, making it INFINITELY worse.

How worse? "It's been featured in National British newspapers" worse.

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So now what do they do? They can't undo the lore change or the OTHER side will lose their shit on them, and a not small number of their employees are members of the Didn't Earn It cult so they'll fight tooth and nail against it. They can't just ignore it (although this seems to be what they're going to try).

If Cavil really does bail on them (supposedly he's not happy with Amazon basically taking editorial control over the show he was supposed to have exclusive control over and was planning on it being faithful to the lore) that'll fuck things up hard. Either the show dies on the vine (best possible outcome) or it continues after they find an appropriate black lesbian muslim in a wheelchair to replace Cavil and go full Rangz of Powah on it (worst possible outcome) -- with their lore changes apparently affecting 40k proper.

That an absolutely delicious clusterfuck. I couldn't imagine a funnier outcome.
 
I'll wait for the Cavil article then. Does explain why a lore decision wasn't led by the toy soldier selling side of things though.
There's mention that the rest of the company wasn't aware, but I can't tell if that was about this lore change, or if it was Cavil leaking the 40k show before they could get Amazon to sign the contract.
 
i didnt think it was true until "amazon thought a religious organization in warhammer was too off putting" and i knew immediately this all happened as he said because i think if youre a troll youd not even think of something that fucking retarded as being something an executive would say when trying to promote warhammer of all things ..... but you know, you fucking know that was one hundred percent what amazon thought.
let Cavil have a spergout and announce he's dropping out.
i feel so fucking bad for the guy i cant imagine if this happened while i was this close to getting some dream gig like that after the whole witcher shitshow
 
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Supposedly it was mentioned in the Imperial Creed, except when asked nobody can provide a direct quote. I've read many of his stories and nowhere it mentions or implies he banged a dood.
Yeah I've read that. It's strange how this idea that Yarrick is gay has permeated even those who complain about shit like this in WH. I've never seen any evidence it's true.
 
Yeah I've read that. It's strange how this idea that Yarrick is gay has permeated even those who complain about shit like this in WH. I've never seen any evidence it's true.
i think during tumblrs heyday people would sometimes actually confuse a shows canon with the gay faggot fanfics they read because alot of people were more engaged with reading stories where these characters had gay sex than the actual properties themselves, this might be happening now seeing how theres an entire hoard of unwashed indians and trannies who think that any augmented females would resemble fuckable mommydoms and not horribly distorted killing machines
 
It actually amazes me how this company fucked up constantly and still remains afloat.

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Can't GW just make a statement & say that there aren't female custodes because [insert lore reasons] and that the Tweet was made by an employee based on a misunderstanding and that they are very very sorry? Perhaps they could also point out how awesome SOB are.

And what provoke a second backlash from woke retards who learn their goon session isn’t canon?
 
Can't GW just make a statement & say that there aren't female custodes because [insert lore reasons] and that the Tweet was made by an employee based on a misunderstanding and that they are very very sorry? Perhaps they could also point out how awesome SOB are.
Not really, this has given the faggot brigade a stiffy and they are doing their round trip of owning the chuds, remove their win and their tantrum will be monstrous. Also, if this was indeed added to give the vaguest of nod to comply with whatever the fuck Amazon intends to do to make 40K a joke, contracts and agreements suddenly become at stake. Basically they just got themselves in a fucked if you do and fucked if you don't situation. Biggest hope is for Cavil to go scorched earth and be very verbal about it, something like that could hurt GW proper since it would piss off all sides at the same time.
I think it was Survivor where he befriends a young Psyker boy. Though he was about 7 so it might be usual creepy fans looking too much into it

Good story though.
These are the same degenerates that can't understand that camaraderie and friendship can exist, of course an old war veteran showing kindness to a boy would be interpreted as sexual.
 
No one buys the figures anymore. Even less actually play the games. They are making their money on merchandise, toys, books, board games, shirts, and licensed content.
Not sure where you're getting this from, but that would be untrue. Since GW is a publicly traded company, they have to publicly post their financials. https://investor.games-workshop.com/annual-reports-and-half-year-results
For their latest half early report, licensing revenue is around 5% of their core revenue. It ends up being quite a bit over 10% of their operating profit, because licensing basically just means paying a handfull of people to greenlight other companies(game studios, merch producers, etc.) doing the work. None of the t-shirts, bathrobes, scented candles, video games, pin badges, etc. is part of GWs core business and they don't produce any of it themselves.
Also lmao, paying that $24 markup.
LOL, fucking tourist paying MSRP.
It's the exact opposite. The lore chuds who are screaming to high hell over these changes typically haven't played a game or assembled an army for years.
I don't know about all of them, but at least with the youtube channels its quite a few. Gamza, Sargon of Applebees, The Outer Circle, Arch, Endymiontv, Yellowflash, TheQuartering, even that tranny Discourse Miniatures on the opposite end, they don't fucking play. Haven't played in years, or never did.
Exactly. You're more likely to see less Custodes purchases not because of the Fem-Custodes debacle, but because they got nerfed. If the opposite happened and they got buffed, GW could write in all the Fem-Custodes wank material they want, and it won't hurt their bottom line. They could even say that canonically, 90 percent of the Custodes are lesbian women who fornicate with each other on top of the Emperor's rotting corpse, and people would still buy that shit because of the meta.
I hadn't thought about this specifically with regards to this codex being drastically nerfed, and the femstodes thing. But it reminded me about complaints that GW likes to write rules to sell models. Clearly they don't with shit like this. Same with the new SM models for 9th and 10th being quite mediocre(except for the unintended apothecary beinging back the go-kart thing for a bit in 9th, which was nerfed).
Right off the bat there's a problem with this. Amazon wanting a woman in power armor who isn't SoB is easy and it happens plenty enough in novels, inquisitors can wear power armor and plenty of female inquisitors do from time to time(the one in the Ciaphas Cain books rings a bell).
 
I do have a weird schitzo theory whilst I was coping but there may be truth.

I think it is industry espionage and someone being pay mastered by Amazon did this. Why they cannot do anything because it would make them look stupid but lose investors + fans thus affecting the bottom line. It appears like a hijacked social media too, these responses are something typically GW would not respond with, even the grammar.

It does not fall in line with their tradition of making hype. Just really odd, I did see a rumor a few weeks back about Cavill dropping due to not being happy with the project but I expect after this he will start getting very based.
 
Gamza, Sargon of Applebees, The Outer Circle, Arch, Endymiontv, Yellowflash, TheQuartering, even that tranny Discourse Miniatures on the opposite end, they don't fucking play. Haven't played in years, or never did.
I mean, lets be real guys like QuartPounder and YellowPiss dont care about this stuff, they just wanna make knee jerk reaction vids, so they can make easy clicks of it. Fuck, at times I feel these guys are all reading from the same script and template
 
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