Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Whaler said:
It's always impressive how greasy and stringy his hair looks when he lets it grow longer, along with the fact his beard looks like pubic hair because he doesn't do the bare minimum for personal hygiene.
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The man looks revolting in every sense of the word. An unflattering hair cut, scraggly beard and dad bod. Sure it's possible that a woman would overlook that if he's got a good personality, lots of money or a big swinging dick. But we know that Cheebs has none of those things.
 
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Not really reacting to the catfishing is shockingly smart on his part. Unless he is crying about it in a private discord somewhere.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
The man looks revolting in every sense of the word. An unflattering hair cut, scraggly beard and dad bod. Sure it's possible that a woman would overlook that if he's got a good personality, lots of money or a big swinging dick. But we know that Cheebs has none of those things.
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I think there have been pictures posted here where we agreed that he has a chance of being passable in some way or another. Probably right after being groomed by a hair stylist or smth.

That he puts up pictures of himself in Vegas Underground Hobo Cosplay vs. Protein Shake Chugging Gym Creep Cosplay just shows his absolute lack of self awareness and care for bare minimum hygiene.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
There's absolutely nothing wrong with a dad bod, but you keep implying you're getting in shape.
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That's not even a dad bod. He's so bizarrely formless, I don't know how you get a physique like this. He's not fat but he also has zero definition anywhere, it's like someone hit 'Reset to default' on a character creator.

I would love to know what goes through his mind when he looks at a photo like that to make him think it's worth sharing with a non-consenting pubic audience.
Deez Nuts said:
It’s the cosplaying in places like Japan and Jamaica that makes him look truly exceptional.
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This, combined with the fact he's in his 30s. If this was some super autistic kid/teen I'd understand and even feel sorry for him being away in his own little world, but this is a grown-ass man.

The fact he wore the Joker cosplay to go to dinner with his mother's boyfriend almost ended me.
 
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hfuenms83 said:
I think there have been pictures posted here where we agreed that he has a chance of being passable in some way or another. Probably right after being groomed by a hair stylist or smth.
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He looked better when he was younger, less fat, had a normal haircut and all that because he looked semi-normal.

His biggest issue, other than being a massive sperg, is he has no real identity of his own. Everything about his "style" is borrowed from video games or anime. He doesn't know how to human so he relies on what others have said or done to bridge that gap.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
He looked better when he was younger, less fat, had a normal haircut and all that because he looked semi-normal.

His biggest issue, other than being a massive sperg, is he has no real identity of his own. Everything about his "style" is borrowed from video games or anime. He doesn't know how to human so he relies on what others have said or done to bridge that gap.
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If he just bathe more, shave and cut his hair and dressed more refined he'd look fine. It still however wouldn't make up for his sperginess.
 
Deez Nuts said:
Oh my god I almost forgot about that shit. I wonder if the mom just told the bf he is special needs and to treat him like a sped.
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It's the kind of thing you'd see in a 90s sensitive retard movie.

"She was a grieving widow. He was the owner of a struggling independent bookshop. And this is her son [Adam Sandler enters, dressed as Joker, and immediately shits his pants]"
 
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He probably has hypotonia, which goes hand in hand with autism.
Deez Nuts said:
I’m not surprised. His discord friends had to do all his homework for his degree mill for him. A comp sci degree that can’t put together a computer.
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And I thought using AI to do all your college work was peak lazy.
 
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