Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Xarpho's Return]

At least from shows I recall, niggers always cook like shit, except that one guy in Barbecue Showdown that inexplicably lost to an old ragged bitch despite knowing his shit. I don't know why dismantled hags keep winning competitions I get semi-invested on.

When it comes to the media and minorities they seem to have an obsession with picking the worst people to focus on, and that extends to food. You can't be a gay couple running a successful restaurant that everyone likes, you have to find a psychotic troon who has no idea how to run a business, nor can you have a black man that has a chain of barbecue restaurants, you have to find some incompetent influencer who can dance around with the seasoned salt for the camera but can't make a good meal to save his life.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

The dust bowl gave us some weird shit like Dandelion Salads and Canned Tumbleweed Leaves. Not quite rock suckin, but literal weed eating ain't much better.

if eating random weeds and plants out of the ground is shocking to you, where do you think domesticated veggies and herbs came from? the first guy plucked a weed out the ground and ate it, he didn't get them from one of em naturally occurring LIDL stores

 

[Red Bird]

A while back I encountered a video of a black woman heating up pre-prepared food that she had canned, a pretty normal method of food preservation that most of our grandparents lived off of. The comments were wild:

From "I never heard of canning before, you cleaned dat chicken right???" (how has somebody reached adulthood and never heard of canned food before?)

To "I've seen it but only ypipo, we need the BLK PERSPECTIVE on this"

And a bunch of people insisting that it must be icky and gross, and THEY only eat the clean canned shit from the grocery store


And, of course, an obligatory "CAN'T EAT AT EVERYBODY HOUSE"

 

[batteredpancakes]

I used to watch those terrible buzzfeed videos back in the day and there were quite a few that would be appropriate for this thread.
All involve black people shitting on each others cooking and giving very low scores. Includes complaints about not enough seasoning in both videos.
I watched these back when I was a lot more left leaning and even then I noticed that the 'X people tries other X food' videos involving black people tended to be more negative and judgmental.

This one's hilarious because one of the women complains about how all of the pies taste really unsweet/bland and when hers finally gets tested they all absolutely hate it. Turns out she adds Licor 43 to her sweet potato pie.

One of the guys in this had the audacity to turn up without the ribs which is the whole point of the video.
They all had a very negative reaction to the guy who brought an asian-style spare rib. He ended up scoring lower than the guy that didn't even bring ribs.

Looks like these types of videos are really popular because there are lots of recommended videos that are very recent.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

To "I've seen it but only ypipo, we need the BLK PERSPECTIVE on this"

>ive seen several videos of people doing this
>but not us
>us
god, the urge to distance yourself from wypipo to such a degree... even the biggest white racist still learns techniques from them colored people if they see fit

 

[Active User]

When it comes to the media and minorities they seem to have an obsession with picking the worst people to focus on, and that extends to food. You can't be a gay couple running a successful restaurant that everyone likes, you have to find a psychotic troon who has no idea how to run a business, nor can you have a black man that has a chain of barbecue restaurants, you have to find some incompetent influencer who can dance around with the seasoned salt for the camera but can't make a good meal to save his life.

The disparity between British and American Kitchen Nightmares is pretty emblematic of this. The USA version wasn't "staged" per se so much as they would just only pick insane people and people with strong narratives to latch onto surrounding their case, and that combined with the editing makes it a totally different show from the far calmer stuff the British get. Audiences like drama and wacky shenanigans while reality often isn't narratively interesting (several British episodes where the main problem was something mundane, like the location of the restaurant or poor but not absurd finances wouldn't fly in the USA) and audiences are gonna get what audiences want because that's how you keep raking in the cash.

Then we get social media to have this effect except 24/7 with every single topic boy what a great advent that was

 

[Red Bird]

>ive seen several videos of people doing this
>but not us
>us
god, the urge to distance yourself from wypipo to such a degree... even the biggest white racist still learns techniques from them colored people if they see fit

It could all just be a giant conspiracy from the white devils to poison and kill them. You can never be too sure until another melanated person gives it the okay.

I will never understand why blacks like burnt chicken.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

It could all just be a giant conspiracy from the white devils to poison and kill them. You can never be too sure until another melanated person gives it the okay.

dude what if all us whiteys just conspired to cook good food and share our food keeping methods in secret so that the blacks cant get at them

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>it's an african-american grilled cheese
are you describing the sandwich's race?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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Also, side note, Ape Escape 2 is amazing! Just wish it had the same music composer as 1!

Also forgot to mention there is a whole cottage industry on Etsy for making the "crunchy chunks" of cornstarch.
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Funny how a mutation to ostensibly help them fight off malaria has fucked them over in so many other ways.

 

[General Disarray]

I was scanning the Etsy chonky listings and was like, mhm... uh-huh... okayyy... then the very last one's price caught my eye lol, What are they really selling as "cornstarch?"

 

[HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet]

I know this same joke/“joke” has already been said a few times on this thread but I really got to start selling starch chunks on Etsy. Jesus.

What if it turned out that all the real good quality, high priced chunks came from white people online?

 

[Rick The Stick]

if eating random weeds and plants out of the ground is shocking to you, where do you think domesticated veggies and herbs came from? the first guy plucked a weed out the ground and ate it, he didn't get them from one of em naturally occurring LIDL stores

I wasn't shocked, and this isnt new information. Just said it was whacky, cause it's pretty wild that 20th century, 1st world America got fucked so hard some people went back to eating grass. Are you a nigger or just retarded?

A while back I encountered a video of a black woman heating up pre-prepared food that she had canned, a pretty normal method of food preservation that most of our grandparents lived off of. The comments were wild:

From "I never heard of canning before, you cleaned dat chicken right???" (how has somebody reached adulthood and never heard of canned food before?)
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To "I've seen it but only ypipo, we need the BLK PERSPECTIVE on this"
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And a bunch of people insisting that it must be icky and gross, and THEY only eat the clean canned shit from the grocery store
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And, of course, an obligatory "CAN'T EAT AT EVERYBODY HOUSE"
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Speaking of retarded niggers, apparently they cannot comprehend the concept of canned food.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

cause it's pretty wild that 20th century, 1st world America got fucked so hard some people went back to eating grass

>we're STILL eating from the earth? don't they know it's the 20th (??) century! food grows in supermarkets now!
is exactly how negroes think

 

[Oddjob OTP]

I wasn't shocked, and this isnt new information. Just said it was whacky, cause it's pretty wild that 20th century, 1st world America got fucked so hard some people went back to eating grass. Are you a nigger or just retarded?

Speaking of retarded niggers, apparently they cannot comprehend the concept of canned food.

Eating Dandelion is much older than America much less the Great Depression, they were brought over for both food and medicinal use and frankly it's nutritionally better than eating absolute garbage greens like most lettuces.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

To "I've seen it but only ypipo, we need the BLK PERSPECTIVE on this"

You just watched a video of a black woman heating up food she canned. What more do you want? Malcolm X rising from the grave to make a reaction video?

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

The smell that must have given off when the bacon grease was burning and mixing with burning plastic must have been horrifying

When I was young I made the mistake of turning on a stove element that had a blender on it. I'll never forget that smell, partly because I'm pretty sure I got brain damage from the fumes.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Oh lawdy there's a nigger in the thread!

slightly related and probably belongs in another thread, but i cannot express how much i hate ebonics
i know a lot of it is a result of negroes not knowing the language, and i can't blame someone for struggling to speak in a way their mouth wasn't meant to
but the way their nonsensical ooga booga talk made it into normal speech and is now done intentionally, particularly as a result of people being fooled into thinking blacks and their communication is more "cool" and "real", is obnoxious as all hell, there's nothing more annoying than hearing a white person with perfectly fine language skills break into "oHHH NAWW BREEEUHH IT DON BE LIEK THAT MAAAANG FINNA GETCHO'ASS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

The dust bowl gave us some weird shit like Dandelion Salads and Canned Tumbleweed Leaves. Not quite rock suckin, but literal weed eating ain't much better.

Hey now, they're perfectly edible and flavorful so why not? I could eat dandelion heads all day.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

oh man they banned the guy?
i miss him already

 

[AnOminous]

i know youre a woman, its ok baby. Let me tie you down and duct tape a vibrator to your pussy and let me control your orgasms for a few days.

The only rape in your future is when I rupture your lily white asshole and prolapse your entire lower colon with my enormous foot-long black cock.