[Verse1]
Click on my stream.
And all you would see, is the gleam.
My eyes once had, is no longer there.
Oh how is this fair? In love and war they say.
But lady justice is making me pay.
The price for loving you.
[Pre Chorus]
Oooooh Mandy (ooh Mandy)
[Chorus]
I may be a lawyer (non-practicing)
But I broke the law of love.
You may be a man, ol' Dan.
But like a criminal, you came and stole my heart.
Oh Mandy, from you, I wish to never part.
Statutory romance, to the 69th degree.
Wouldn't you agree?
[Musical Interlude]
[Verse2]
Always in sight, like a demon lurking in my corner.
Always over me, like some cats stuck in my ceiling.
Screw my kids, they don't even matter, and my wife doesn't realize.
This is all an act, I've dropped my Christian guise, and I'm just super gay for guys.
Super gay for yooouuu
[Pre Chorus]
Oooooh Mandy (ooh Mandy)
[Chorus]
I may be a lawyer (non-practicing)
But I broke the law of love.
You may be a man, ol' Dan.
But like a criminal, you came and stole my heart.
Oh Mandy, from you, I wish to never part.
Statutory romance, to the 69th degree.
Wouldn't you agree?
[Final Verse]
Say yes please, oh Mandy.
Buffalo Dan, ain't he dandy.
With some big grippers, man handle me like Jackie Singh.
Lets sing together.
Lets ride away, in your Lincoln, and play with our logs together.
Forever...
And ever...
Oh Mandy.
[End Song]