Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

The dab has been hit, but on who?

  • Broccoli boy self-doxing to epicly own the Internet

    Votes: 1,238 57.9%

  • Old, sexless Kiwispergs

    Votes: 902 42.1%
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Listen, OP.

You're a Hatchling. a Single Molecule. one solitary Amoebal Crumb of a man. Keep fuckin around with those online dating app gals and one day you may wake up in your mid thirties with two alimonies and find at least one of those formerly "fun" BPD hooers you used to fuck around with on the Tinder dangling your poor children above your head and using them against you like some sort of fuckin weapon. There's a lot of Trifling Skanks out there...If you're not careful going forward, you're going to discover a couple more things the "incels" were right about...

You see, you've got to find yourself a Good Woman. Don't fuck around with a Crazy, or an Easy, even if she may seem a bit of harmless fun. Much like hard drugs, using a BPD girl is simply borrowing false happiness from the future...it will not be there when you arrive, rather, a smoldering crater full of painful glowing rocks and swirling, Elemental Hatred. You cannot "Fix" a BPD Crazy, and they don't want to be fixed anyway...leave these critters be within their natural habitat, swimming within the sea of online strangercocks. Meet ladies in person if at all possible; its usually the BPD bitches who are the ones Lurking like skittering imps on those dating apps looking to snatch another Prey Item. USE GONDOM. Maintain your self-esteem at all costs. And be careful, tiny little babyman...

Good Luck...
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Astro Loafo said:
Ok idk if anyone had said this ...

Eh hemm... hey looksmaxxer @Laplace Victim

So do you jelq or what?
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No way he isn't jelqmaxxing every day all day. True Chads know that the only way to properly compliment your mewing regime, is following it with an extended jelq. OR the true jelqmaxxing mewmaxxerz minmax and mew while jelquing.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
I think this is spot on, but I also think a lot of it stems from porn addiction from a young age, seeing as all Incels are convinced that young women are extremely promiscuous and already had sex with 20 men by the time they are 18. They watch porn all day from when they are like 11 and so at 16 they think "Wow everyone is having so much sex! But not me?!" even tho it's totally normal to be a virgin at 16. Meanwhile young women are actually having less sex than our parents and grandparents generations just like young men are. These dudes are completely disconnected from their female peers and base their view of women entirely on porn-stars and Instagram thots and the few highly promiscuous women that use Tinder.
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A late reply:

I'm not well-read enough on the porn debates to have an erudite opinion, but I do suspect that it plays into this problem. Risk analyses in sexual offending cases do suggest porn can contribute to cognitive distortions -- like believing women only value physical attributes and don't care about being treated like human beings, for instance -- and further patterns of escalation in certain offenders. Sometimes this is no more profound than a simple Pavlovian 'bell go burrr' situation when someone consumes media involving underage characters while pursuing another fetish.

In the best-case scenario, porn provides the bread and circuses that distract young men from pursuing something more meaningful. Erotica isn't exactly new for the species, but again the isolation and online aspects are. I'd look to Japan for a parallel case where they very neatly reduced all parts of intimate relationships to impersonal or parasocial commodities with things like cuddling prostitutes. It's grim and no one wins in this battle of the sexes-- you're right that women are also left fucked over, I've even seen plenty sadly submit themselves to the online hookup culture in the hope some evening would lead to something more meaningful. The again there are BPD lunatics who do it gladly.

I don't think these Zoomer kids are more profoundly lacking in wisdom at their age than any prior generation, they're just set up in circumstances that are conducive to making them fail. Yes, the wiser ones will do better, but expecting things to work out better because a bunch of 18 yos won't act like 18yos is unlikely.
 
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Laplace Victim said:
Sure, I'll try to update you.


I have already proven that it's me by sending a picture of myself holding up a paper with my username earlier in this thread.



Alright you guys said it's fine to post DMs, so here you go:


This dude scares me
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'Please play stardew valley with me'

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I thought this was pretty funny
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I am foolish?...
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I leave for a few days and half the forum is going gay for an incel with more camera filters than a 38yo secretary on bumble...
 
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There is this guy I know of who just has really really unfortunate genetics, very weak chin, ugly brown skin, bald and bulging eyes, looks a lot like Gollum. Do you think he could improve his chances by looksmaxxing or is it over for him?

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Sorry, I'm back to posting cats until the thread dies now.


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Tips to Finding A Good Cat:

• The cat must be asymmetrical in the photograph - otherwise it won't look Wacky when mirrored down the middle!

• Find a cat making a Strange Face for the camera.

• Tilt the cat's head so that your crop line goes directly down the center of its' face.

• Enjoy having fun mirroring cat faces and creating exciting new animals!
 
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turkishoni22 said:
Under eye filler, Bimax, jaw filler, stroma and Otto plasty
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Oh good you're still here, rate my discord faggot from earlier bro
TenMilesWide said:
god I hope I ditched enough metadata that you can't track this guy down and bully him on my behalf. Pretend he's me (and I just said "ayo i'm dtf hmu"), send me any messages you would send a guy who looks like this, I bet I can get at least 1 homoerotic saucy DM even with this dude's hairline retreating like it is.

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this one, tell me his deal.
 
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