Warhammer 40k

[Abella]

Had a good time playing a combat patrol game. I wound up playing against custodes and losing, but my wife won her game with her death guard against nids.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Slaanesh would hate these people, I said something similar in Nicky Rackets thread but Slaanesh encourages debauchery and hedonism in the name of debauchery and hedonism

Which reminds me. I’m shocked he hasn’t pushed any discussion of it since he used to claim to be a fan but I suspect he supports Femstodes for the porn. Unless he was just fronting it to gain followers like he’s always done.

Khorne​

wouldn't let them anywhere near his war bands because the two cowardly and immediately get themselves killed
also being an underhanded prick and being passive aggressive would probably get your face pounded in to the dirt

Ah Khorne. To be a muscular drooling retard with one purpose. I envy them.

Had a good time playing a combat patrol game. I wound up playing against custodes and losing, but my wife won her game with her death guard against nids.

Which is impressive because iirc the Death Guard is just a squad of plague marines, Typhus, and poxwalkers

 

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... when did we reach the point where there is a strong undercurrent that wants women as gigantic roided beasts and men as effeminate pretty boys?

When "trans women are women" became an indoctrinated demoralized thought the left can't not have, and the reality that transwomen are gigantic roided beasts in princess dresses finally started hitting home. They can't not think they're women, so they have to change the avatar of what "a woman" is in the zeitgeist to square the circle.

That is to say, this all comes from the fact that pretty girls piss Troons off (becuase they will never be a pretty girl) so they're going to destroy the very concept of pretty girls out of spite.

 

[Abella]

Which is impressive because iirc the Death Guard is just a squad of plague marines, Typhus, and poxwalkers

Yeah, the precon makes the walkers do a lot of the heavy lifting as well. The mission for game one was holding ground so she just had to stick around and try to hold her ground with objectives. I didn’t get to watch most of it because I had my own game. I forgot how squishy most of my units were so my repentia and flagellants were steamrolled even though they were generously throwing wounds.

 

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Wait, isn't that the femboy techpriest artist? Obviously a fujoshi with a guro kink (so citing her continues to show the pornographic motivations of "gatecrushers"), but I didn't know she's a pooner on top of that.

https://twitter.com/archon_of_flesh

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Yes. And apparently people found his Ao3 account and it's full of gay 40k rape porn, or something.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Yes. And apparently people found his Ao3 account and it's full of gay 40k rape porn, or something.

Alot of her art was 40k gay Skitiiari guro so its nor suprising

 

[Male Idiot]

How can you even make guro of skitarii? They are half toaster. Isn't it just like taking a droid or your old car apart?

 

[NerdShamer]

How can you even make guro of skitarii? They are half toaster. Isn't it just like taking a droid or your old car apart?

It's their augmentation surgery.

Trust me, bro

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

How can you even make guro of skitarii? They are half toaster. Isn't it just like taking a droid or your old car apart?

As you said, they're only half toaster, so you mutilate the fleshy part

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Oh and the moment Rogue Trader came out, she and the Fujo alliance went after the Dark Eldar companion like flies to honey.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Hello gents. I'd like to start painting Guard minis and would like some basic tips from people who actually play the game and not just run a YouTube channel.

Tips regarding painting, primarily, as I'm not very artistically inclined.

 

[Abella]

Hello gents. I'd like to start painting Guard minis and would like some basic tips from people who actually play the game and not just run a YouTube channel.

Tips regarding painting, primarily, as I'm not very artistically inclined.

Depends on your skill as a painter, but these days you can use speed paints and the slap chop method in order to make passable minis.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Depends on your skill as a painter, but these days you can use speed paints and the slap chop method in order to make passable minis.

I'm probably a dog shit painter but I'm gonna take my time on em. I wasn't aware of these methods though, so thank you for telling me.

 

[Abella]

I'm probably a dog shit painter but I'm gonna take my time on em. I wasn't aware of these methods though, so thank you for telling me.

You’re welcome, happy painting.

 

[MeltyTW]

I will say, it does bring a hilarious mental image of a bunch of troons and furries trying to summon one of the Gods to fight the "facists", only to get betrayed and eaten/obliterated.

i picture them as the meek cultists from dawn.

we are chaaooossss.

Clownworld is pretty great, this woman keeps having meltdowns and privating because people find her gore art disgusting and fetishy

you know i was on the whole libertarian sort of train with art where my issue with them attacking things like stellar blade was hypocritical and anti freedom but now that im seeing degen stuff thats less digestible just sick of all of it and im now in favor of armed guards forcing people at actual gun point with the threat of being legally and immediately executed to not be horny when doing things like a tabletop game made for young adults or video games meant for kids.

i mean with gatekeeping we had a cleaner hobby, now we have people seeing corpses and drawing howd theyd look being FUCKED and were supposed to not want them thrown in camps?

 

[Lurking no more]

How can you even make guro of skitarii? They are half toaster. Isn't it just like taking a droid or your old car apart?

Mecha guro is a thing, degenerates will masturbate to anything, including robots getting destroyed.

 

[Fungible penis]

I'm probably a dog shit painter but I'm gonna take my time on em. I wasn't aware of these methods though, so thank you for telling me.

I prefer using Army Painter speed paints rather than GW. Usually cheaper and I get better results.

Just look up a video or two on the slapchop method and you'll figure it out fast.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Huh. So... none of the Chaos Gods would be willing to ally with the woketards. That's actually all pretty interesting; makes me wonder if there are any actual factions in Warhammer - either 40K of Fantasy - that the woke would even fit with.

They  might have a go with the Skaven but they'd be pretty low on the totem pole even there. Woketards are pretty much only ever useful as puppets and proxies in the grand scheme of things.
Edit: you know what, genestealer cults are their thing. That suits them perfectly.

 

[Humble Architect]

Which reminds me. I’m shocked he hasn’t pushed any discussion of it since he used to claim to be a fan but I suspect he supports Femstodes for the porn. Unless he was just fronting it to gain followers like he’s always done.

He’s too busy being better than all us dirty farmers, doing scholarly things like sucking cock and not making food for his kids.

Nice cameo in that vid btw

They  might have a go with the Skaven but they'd be pretty low on the totem pole even there. Woketards are pretty much only ever useful as puppets and proxies in the grand scheme of things.

In 40k? Genestealer cultists, assets to be discarded and devoured by a smarter and stronger enemy, I couldn’t fathom who that greater enemy is, I’d never make any claims as to who’s propping up these freaks.

But the gods of Chaos have a certain honesty to them, do well, honor your powers, bring destruction (the message of chaos resonantes through the greatest acts of destruction), be vigilant, cultivate a court of rivals and loyalists and you’ll get candy bars from your patrons(s) and eventually immortality and a permanent (unless you fuck it up) existence in the Great Game with legions of daemons at your beck and call. I’ll take that over dying for a Redditor on a golden toliet any day.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

In 40k? Genestealer cultists, assets to be discarded and devoured by a smarter and stronger enemy, I couldn’t fathom who that greater enemy is, I’d never make any claims as to who’s propping up these freaks.

Yeah, I edited that point in to my post. It really fits the more and further you think about it. Granted, genestealer cults can actually fight to some extent but they tend to be pathetic on any real scale so it fits.