Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[eatler]

What faction would Jack join in Fallout: New Vegas.

he would be cook-cook.

I kid of course his part in the game would be a skeleton decoration because he wouldn’t be able to survive with fat and dead arm weighing him down.

 

[Caligura]

he would be cook-cook.

I kid of course his part in the game would be a skeleton decoration because he wouldn’t be able to survive with fat and dead arm weighing him down.

More like Güd-Güd (Füd-Füd).

 

[Bassomatic]

Think of it as a frittata and not a pizza, you'll feel better that way.

I now feel bad for eggs. Sorry, your heart was in the right place but I think saying waste of food is polite to this shit pile.

 

[AltisticRight]

No more updates.
I found it pretty funny to mock his horrible AI merchandise that no one will ever buy.

 

[breadandcircuses]

What faction would Jack join in Fallout: New Vegas.

He's down for what the White Glove Society is serving, but he couldn't afford it.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

He's down for what the White Glove Society is serving, but he couldn't afford it.

Super excited for the Lazy Man's Long Pork recipe dropping on his YT.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

My guess he's so constipated from all the shreddy cheese that it's once a week and comes out like a fired cannonball. If I was TamHam I'd make the effort to drive him to a gas station and make Jr clean up the horror.

Pretty sure he takes his tablet in there and spends an hour trying to pass a rock hard shit then feeling like a big boy because of it.

Goddamn did his goatee do a lot of heavy lifting. That second chin looks like a tumor.

His FACE looks like a tumor.

 

[Incredible Mister]

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He thinks this is healthy...

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

No more updates.
I found it pretty funny to mock his horrible AI merchandise that no one will ever buy.

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There's something symbolic about an AI-generated flag with 21 stars and 11 stripes printed on a cheap mug made in China.

 

[Bassomatic]

No more updates.
I found it pretty funny to mock his horrible AI merchandise that no one will ever buy.

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It's a shame I was just browsing on my TV and saw this, now my grandfathers flag that served in ww2 just started on fire out of the blue.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Pure meat + cheese + egg shits, gnarly.

Deathfats always do keto wrong. They act like fruits and vegetables are off limits. It's all saturated fat, sodium, and non-lean protein, but no vitamins, minerals, and fiber.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Holy shit he shaved his goatee and he looks fucking awful
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There are thirteen year old girls that don't take as many selfies as this narcisstic whale.

 

[Aeritalia F-104S-ASA]

He's down for what the White Glove Society is serving, but he couldn't afford it.

I can imagine what a JOTG episode would be like at the White Glove Society.
"okay guz the meat was gud but a little pricey" "the restaurant was kinda empty but the service was gud" "there wasn't any picture on the menu but that's ogay *cough cough cough hacking*" "I did not like the dress code"
"It gets an B- I will not be back, pre-war salisbury steak is better"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Deathfats always do keto wrong. They act like fruits and vegetables are off limits. It's all saturated fat, sodium, and non-lean protein, but no vitamins, minerals, and fiber.

If deathfats like Jagoff knew the first thing about nutrition or the proper way to lose weight they'd have done so by now.

 

[p1138]

Deathfats always do keto wrong. They act like fruits and vegetables are off limits. It's all saturated fat, sodium, and non-lean protein, but no vitamins, minerals, and fiber.

Well they wouldn't be deathfats if they actually understood food and health. Keto, fatkins diet, etc. is just a larp for deathfats to claim they're on a diet. Of course Fatty can't even pull that off right and constantly films evidence of ignoring his keto diet. He has no idea what the fuck a carbohydrate is.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I thought the same thing. Then I remembered that I had had a "pizza quiche" at some point in time which was actually pretty good.

If it had reasonable ratios it could be decent. Going hard with pepperoni is not uncommon, but a solid fucking layer of sausage is way too much.

 

[Andoxico]

The subtext in this makes me think something happened with the shitbull

 

[Pig Cups]

Doesn’t look like this was posted…


I’m guessing Fat is increasingly relying on Fat Jr. to serve as his cameraman, since I’ve not seen Jr. in a video for a while.

 

[Puggers]

Possibly big boy's most realistic take?

Knowing Jack's horrible take history... he'll somehow find a way to will Zach Wilson into being a serviceable quarterback.

 

[King Dead]

Fatty is writing on his future home's frame like a child.

Do boomer Christians actually do this shit? Or, or is it just jack being retarded again?

I'm a couple days late on this because I was catching up, but I have only heard of/participated in this once. When I was a kid, our church underwent construction to expand for our larger congregation. At a certain point, when the exterior walls were up but the studs were still exposed, the whole congregation wrote various favorite Bible verses on the inside plywood; someone called it "holy graffiti," though I don't know if they got that term from elsewhere. To be clear, nobody thought that this was making the church holier or anything like that, it was just a fun communal activity that reinforced how much the church meant to us, especially since the congregation itself was tackling all the work (it helped that we had a contractor in the church). Furthermore, none of us made a big deal out of it afterwards, and many have probably forgotten about it in the decades since.

I was reminded of this back when Jack made those posts about shoving Bibles in his walls, I just forgot to bring it up at the time. But now he's also having people scribble verses on his walls in addition to that (because I'm sure he can't hold a pen anymore)? It's just blatant performative Christianity, par for the course for Fatty.