Culture Warhammer 40,000 has slightly more women in it now and the neckbeards aren't happy - We're still not at "female space marines" but give it time.

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Since Warhammer 40,000's 10th edition was released last year, each of the wargame's factions has been getting the traditional rules refresh in the form of a new Codex book. The latest deals with the Adeptus Custodes, genetically engineered bodyguards of the Emperor so gigantic they make space marines look weedy. (They also happen to be Henry Cavill's army of choice). There are 10,000 of them and in the past they've only ever been depicted as men. In this latest iteration, shock horror, at least two of the Custodes are women.

Most players seem to have responded to this by shrugging and getting back to arguing about the new rules, but there's always a vocal minority who go on a tear. The Mail Online ran a typically subtle and understated headline that declared "It's Wokehammer!" and the meme community Grimdank has declared posts about "Femstodes" will only be allowed for one week before they join "Female Space Marine posts" as a banned topic. Games Workshop's official response is a tweet that says, "In regards to female Custodians, there have always been female Custodians, since the first of the Ten Thousand were created."

Is this a retcon? Yep, and it won't be the last. Warhammer 40,000 has had fluid "lore" right from the start. The original Custodian Guards were depicted as shirtless hunks who never leave Earth—a long way from the heavily armored galaxy-spanning golden gods they became—to say nothing of tweaks to the 40K canon like ditching half-eldar space marines and rewriting the Horus Heresy from a short story a handful of pages long into a series of 60+ novels.

The Adeptus Custodes aren't 40K's only genetically engineered supersoldiers, of course. The setting's flagship faction are the space marines, who are created differently—where Custodes are enhanced via a unique process begun when they're infants, space marines begin being grafted with a "gene-seed" when they're on the verge of puberty. And while the explanation that space marine gene-seeds are "keyed to male hormones and tissue types" goes back a way, it's not the real reason Games Workshop made a whole army of dudes who are men.

As GW's former head of IP Alan Merrett once explained on Facebook, "The reason there aren't female Space Marines has nothing to do with lore, or background or character of Marines. It's to do with [the] simple logistics of making miniatures and selling miniatures." In the 1980s GW sold miniatures in sets called blister packs, and as Merrett explained "the intention was that upwards of 25% of all models would be female." That didn't last because "retailers kept complaining to us that customers weren't buying the female models and could we not include any in their restocks." By the time Warhammer 40,000 was designed, GW made sure its poster boys were, well, boys to ensure they'd sell. As Merrett put it, "All the background fluff about why there are only male Marines is there to justify a commercial logistics issue."

And the same was true of the Adeptus Custodes, until it wasn't. Though the customers at the average Warhammer shop are mostly men, these days there are usually one or two women as well. And the men are a lot less likely to throw a hissy-fit about having women in their armies than gamers in the 1980s, despite what Reddit and Twitter might suggest. All of 40K's lore and storytelling exists to provide context for selling toy soldiers to people, and as the customer base changes so too will that lore.

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I fully support embracing accelerationism to help cleanse the nerd spaces of the troons and their adjacents, bring in FSM and all that other crap to drive off the loyal fans who keep buying the models and then when they realise that the people who actually buy their stuff they'll either suck it up and roll back their decisions or go under and someone else can have a crack at ruining the IP.
As soon as warhammer goes broke I will buy the IP for five pennies
That time the Custodes stripped off their armor was a mixed-sex event? Oh, that armor thing was rendered noncanon years ago, you say? So something published can just be completely ignored if it becomes inconvenient? Huh.

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Chest armor is for pussies anyway...
In Rogue Trader it was stated that the Custodes had all locked themselves in the Imperial Palace to mourn the loss of the Emperor and their failure. As penance they stripped off their armor, guarding the Golden Throne wearing naught but their helmets. This plot point was never touched on again but was shown to still be canon in 4th edition. This little nudist colony would have been forgotten were it not for a little web series known as If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device, which unearthed the naked glory of the Fabstodes for a new generation.

It went memetic. A little too memetic; in fact Lexicanum and the 40k Wikia had to lock their pages to stop the flood of Jojokes. Then GW's writers finally got off their butts and decided to make some real lore for the Emperor's bodyguards. One of the first things they did was rid themselves of nudist Custodes. Then the real worldbuilding began:
that would on ironically be awesome have a bunch of berserker custodies trying to redeem themselves in the eyes of the emperor that would actually be an awesome story maybe have a subplot of one of them falling to the ruinous powers
 
Read my trophy points. I contribute, they screech and sound like a schizo. Huge difference.
Less than two weeks ago you got into an argument asserting that blacks were descended from Neanderthals and refused to acknowledge the evidence that Neanderthal DNA is near-exclusively found among whites, simply because you asserted that Neanderthals were nothing but idiotic brutes (which was also hilariously wrong). At least the other guy made an actual statement instead of going straight to “muh join date” to accuse others of not being good enough.
 
Less than two weeks ago you got into an argument asserting that blacks were descended from Neanderthals and refused to acknowledge the evidence that Neanderthal DNA is near-exclusively found among whites, simply because you asserted that Neanderthals were nothing but idiotic brutes (which was also hilariously wrong). At least the other guy made an actual statement instead of going straight to “muh join date” to accuse others of not being good enough.
You obviously didn't finish reading because I changed my view once someone provided the study that was very recent.

Just like I said weeks ago, many of you are retards and rage post. Get your facts straight autist.
 
Custodes have been a full army for a couple of editions now.
Yup, and there's a couple of memes that have gone around about how absurd the point costs are.
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The other one has like four knights staring down at a couple of Custodes and is captioned "Do you think this is unfair? You're right, the Custodes player brought twice as many points as the Knight player."
 
The easiest “out” for GW regarding foid-marines is to say that sure, there are female space marines, but the gene-seed and other implants leave them literally indistinguishable from the male space marines. Astartes are already sterile and physical sexual/reproductive characteristics don’t really serve a function on a bioengineered living weapon.

Then when degenerates cry about not having foid-marines they could pull the uno reverse card of “How can you tell? Not all women have breasts/vaginas.:smug:

That would still require changing the lore behind Space Marines. Only the strongest natural-born warriors can become Space Marines. They're the strongest of the strong before recruitment, and the trials weed out all but the strongest of those. So no, women can't be Space Marines. Being a woman immediately puts you in the bottom tier of humanity when it comes to physical prowess. When it comes to being an athlete of any kind, a second X chromosome is a massive genetic handicap.

To have female Space Marines, they would either have to massively retcon the lore, introduce some deus ex machina plot device that makes it so Space Marines no longer need to be culled from the best of the best, or have the Space Marines start practicing affirmative action and giving easier trials to women so that the Imperium can meet its DEI requirements, the way US Special Forces do.

Or...they could do like libs already do and pretend female soldiers in real life are totally just as good as the men are, and definitely not ushered through programs by looking the other way when they fail, and have the Warhammer setting work just like they pretend West Point does.
 
I'm sure there are more "women" now. All the men have left for greener pastures. (Wouldn't ya know it.. theres a new dystopian galactic empire with "Managed Democracy" they can go to)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the intro to that game some white guy being motivated to join the helldivers because his black wife and her son are killed by a bug?
 
Or...they could do like libs already do and pretend female soldiers in real life are totally just as good as the men are, and definitely not ushered through programs by looking the other way when they fail, and have the Warhammer setting work just like they pretend West Point does.
They'll do this. Ignoring physiological differences leads to really stupid things. This is how you end up with some almost naked girl boss beating armored people with machetes trained since birth to death with her bare hands in some death arena. The people holding her don't use modern medicine by the way.
fucking new vegas
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the intro to that game some white guy being motivated to join the helldivers because his black wife and her son are killed by a bug?
Yes, his society is the democrat dream:
no deviations from the progressive hivemind are allowed.
It's deep into the future but no meaningful advancements in technology or war doctrine have occurred because of neo-communism, and society is held back by "Managed Democracy"-imposed energy poverty.
Even the houses are the same, because it would be against Liberty to even paint your door a different color, let alone dare to deviate from the neo-brutalist architecture.
And of course, after enlisting, he dies a meaningless death to the bug horde!

It is literally the inevitable conclusion of an Obama/Biden progressive regime if allowed to cement its hegemony.
The entire premise is very amusing.
The progressives are right complaining "Super Earth Are The Bad Guys", but they don't connect the dots as to why.
 
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Games Workshop's twitter said:
there have always been female Custodians, since the first of the Ten Thousand were created
Doesn't this imply the very first Custodian was a woman? Since the Adeptus Custodes make Space Marines look mass-produced by comparison. Too bad the Horus Heresy/Siege of Terra novels are finally over after The End And The Death Part Twelve, otherwise we might find out what Leetu and Valdor think about this. :tomgirl:
 
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Doesn't this imply the very first Custodian was a woman? Since the Adeptus Custodes make Space Marines look mass-produced by comparison. Too bad the Horus Heresy/Siege of Terra novels are finally over after The End And The Death Part Twelve, otherwise we might find out what Leetu and Valdor think about this. :tomgirl:

I dunno, that hack ADB already crammed in Erda as the "real" power behind Empy and his success. It was her brilliance that allowed the Primarch Program and thus the space marines to succeed after all, the Emps just kinda donated sperm I guess. And she was the one to scatter the kids so Chaos and the Emps wouldn't harm them by fighting over them.

I'm actually kinda surprised people were not more annoyed by all the retcons ADB did in his HH books but I guess they didn't really sell a tonne so maybe not enough people knew about it?
 
Fuck gw and 40k.

They don't need to fear boycotts. Blackrock and Vanguard are propped up by the jew banker clans and have 12 trillion dollars to burn.

They can fund GW as a public free woke service.

The only way to win is to not consume any GW content at all, it is propaganda and you are the product.

Buy a 3d printer, try to give money to Russia, China, Palestine if you can. But whatever you do, make your own rules and print your models or just quit.

Don't eat (((Larry Fink)))'s pozzed kike jizz goyslop.

The current year is 42,2024. For ten thousand years the Empress Lizo has continued her eternal banquet.
Her loud farts are collected to power mighty mobility space scooters to cross the patriarchal distances between distant stars, her food secured by the Adeptus Custodes, a force of diverse girlbosses who order all the male servitors around.

Her forces are representatice, the Adeptus Asstroons are her proudest goodthink carriers. Their/them comrades are legion, the fabled battle brothers of Adepta Dooderitas and their preserved jar rotdogs, the Adeptis Dildoicus who have awakened the Bad Dragon of Mars, and the Imperial Handmaidens to name only a few.

Forget the toxic masculinity of logic and war, for the esg money have pacified all the enemies already. In the woke utopia of the far future, there is only rainbows and sodomy!
 
They'll do this. Ignoring physiological differences leads to really stupid things. This is how you end up with some almost naked girl boss beating armored people with machetes trained since birth to death with her bare hands in some death arena. The people holding her don't use modern medicine by the way.
fucking new vegas
Lelith Hesperax
 
I think they could have done this in a way that wouldn't have pissed off people as much if when Primaris marines came out they bullshitted some explanation that Cawl found a way to make the augmentations work for women. It's still stupid as shit though because The Imperium already has a shit load of female representation and I'm not just talking about the Sisters of Battle. Also I really don't get how it's possible that a woman can be a custode (objectively stronger than a space marine by an order of magnitude) but they can't be a marine. The people who say they won't touch marines at this point are coping.

Feels great to be an ork player at least.
 
the cringe never ends with this, i swear to god
Natural born killer, duuuuuuuuuuuuude. Steroids numb the mind to the fury of combat.
she doesn't even have any definition to her

even if her weapons can cut through anything, this bitch would be dead the moment something with width grabbed her arms
You forgot the best lore of 40k, "her hair is literally a weapon"

She has been my HQ choice since 5th edition. I will never stop throwing her at things and laughing. When it comes off it's hysterical. Never nerf my Violence Barbie.
 
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