Warhammer 40k

[Male Idiot]

Forty naked Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Forty naked Custodes wanting to be fucked
Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck Primaris cocks
Dan Ranch really rocks

Hot hard buff Custodes, their cocks throbbing hard
Forty more girl Custodes out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

Orgy in the showers at Dan Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming Primaris butt
Like a breeding grox wanting to rut

Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep
Custodes even getting fucked in their sleep
Dan Ranch, it rocks
Custodes love big hard Primaris cocks

Forty naked Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Forty naked Custodes wanting to be fucked
Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck Primaris cocks
Dan Ranch really rocks

Hot hard buff Custodes , their cocks throbbing hard
Forty more girl Custodes out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

Orgy in the showers at Dan Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming Primaris butt
Like a breeding grox wanting to rut

Forty naked Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Forty naked Custodes wanting to be fucked
Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck Primaris cocks
Dan Ranch really rocks

Big hard throbbing cocks, getting sucked real deep
Custodes even getting fucked in their sleep
Dan Ranch, it rocks
Custodes love big hard Primaris cocks

In honour of Dan Abnett and his yugioh Emperor vs Horus in the End and the death. #new40k #femalecustodes #warhammer #Gamesworkshop #musclegirl #dommymommy

Fuck gw and 40k.

They don't need to fear boycotts. Blackrock and Vanguard are propped up by the jew banker clans and have 12 trillion dollars to burn.

They can fund GW as a public free woke service.

The only way to win is to not consume any GW content at all, it is propaganda and you are the product.

Buy a 3d printer, try to give money to Russia, China, Palestine if you can. But whatever you do, make your own rules and print your models or just quit.

Don't eat (((Larry Fink)))'s pozzed kike jizz goyslop.

The current year is 42,2024. For ten thousand years the Empress Lizo has continued her eternal banquet.
Her loud farts are collected to power mighty mobility space scooters to cross the patriarchal distances between distant stars, her food secured by the Adeptus Custodes, a force of diverse girlbosses who order all the male servitors around.

Her forces are representatice, the Adeptus Asstroons are her proudest goodthink carriers. Their/them comrades are legion, the fabled battle brothers of Adepta Dooderitas and their preserved jar rotdogs, the Adeptis Dildoicus who have awakened the Bad Dragon of Mars, and the Imperial Handmaidens to name only a few.

Forget the toxic masculinity of logic and war, for the esg money have pacified all the enemies already. In the woke utopia of the far future, there is only rainbows and sodomy!

My lovely post from A&H.

In the woke utopia of ghe far future, there is only rainbows and pride parades!

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Is there more Troons defending GW and Disney than regular male feminists?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Grimgor Ironhide, is the best and the fact that they wouldn't just let him body the so-called chosen of chaos in storm of chaos just shows how much GW wanted a specific outcome.

He’s why I collect orcs and (orks in 40K). The kvetching of some of the chaos players and just how funny the orcs were roped me in.

With TRPGs. all you need is friends who play and some dice and book, has a far lower bar of entry, that allows women as casual players to just dip a toe in.

Women also tend to prefer cooperative games than competitive. Which is why they’re a sizable minority in RPGs but they mostly paint and build minis in Warhammer. And if they do play it’s usually narrative, campaigns, and/or casually.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

He’s why I collect orcs and (orks in 40K). The kvetching of some of the chaos players and just how funny the orcs were roped me in.

Women also tend to prefer cooperative games than competitive. Which is why they’re a sizable minority in RPGs but only really paint and build minis in Warhammer. And if they do play it’s usually narrative, campaigns, and/or casually.

Chaos players are not people just hit them with your car and keep driving

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

What they think Slaanesh is: Endless sex, pleasure and individual expression.
What Slaanesh really is: A man raising his daughter like the perfect father to enjoy the pleasures of parenthood, them raping her to death and turning her into a meat pie for the lulz.

More like a man raising his daughter like the perfect father to enjoy the pleasures of parenthood, only to trap her in a near-eternity of getting raped to the point where she begins to find pleasure in it, and once she's released from it, she has all her kids raped into submission until they begin to like it too. Then her kids do it to their kids, and so on, and the cult of rape and pleasure spreads throughout the stars.

In essence, the Hellenic pagans, complete with sodomy/rape being a rite of passage into adulthood, and their idea of gods are sexually attractive and physically perfect versions of humans.

Women also tend to prefer cooperative games than competitive. Which is why they’re a sizable minority in RPGs but only really paint and build minis in Warhammer. And if they do play it’s usually narrative, campaigns, and/or casually.

Which is weird. The world of women, especially former schoolgirls and women in social gatherings, is very competitive. It starts in school but sticks with them as they grow up, and you can see it with the way they boast about their kids. ''My son goes to Harvard.'' ''My son is a doctor.'' Shit like that. You can feel the competitive intentions hidden behind their silky words, and when they find out their neighbor's husband or kids are better than theirs, they get bitter and angry.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Exactly. Slaaneshi cultists are just as much power-crazed as the Khorne cultists, they just have an increased desire for pleasure and seduction.

To get into the (autistic) debate. Chaos was always Darwinian "might makes right". It's an alternative to the imperium in that you have a chance to make it to the top if you have the right background and genetics, as opposed to being a slave due to your family line.

Slannesh is about killing your enemy in a humiliating way through sheer mastery of arms. Nurgle is being host to the worst disease. Tzeentch is having the best INT build.

 

[NerdShamer]

Which is weird. The world of women, especially former schoolgirls and women in social gatherings, is very competitive. It starts in school but sticks with them as they grow up, and you can see it with the way they boast about their kids. ''My son goes to Harvard.'' ''My son is a doctor.'' Shit like that. You can feel the competitive intentions hidden behind their silky words, and when they find out their neighbor's husband or kids are better than theirs, they get bitter and angry.

How do you translate this to an tabletop game? Outside of them having an pissing contest about someone else's set of Hellblasters.

 

[Foltest]

Seeing as Rogue trader has made me get interested again 40k (have period where I don’t consume any 40k media) I need tips on new imperial guard novels.
I have not read the latest Cain novel yet (on the list) but any tips is appreciated.
I also want to read the space cops books.

 

[Male Idiot]

Women would be more interested in 40k if it had more attractive men like Cavill.

Sisters of Battle are fine for self inserts, but shirtless marines and all that would rake in girl nerd money way more than girlboss marines. Lets face it, most women are straigh and they like fit handsome men. I know, shocking. Utterly shocking.

Girlboss marines is 100% to closested muscle mommy coomers and trannies.

 

[FedPostalService]

Why is YouTube putting troons in my algorithm talking about custodes? They should know I block those channels on sight by now.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

How do you translate this to an tabletop game? Outside of them having a pissing contest about someone else's set of Hellblasters.

Exactly that. One girl will say ''I have a set of Primaris Hellblasters.'' The next one will say ''I have a unit of Custodes with Adrathic Weapons.'' Then the third will say ''I have Primarchs Guilliman and Lion'El Johnson.'' Instead of competing game-wise, they will compete over who has what.

That would be genius to market to, all things considered. Jack up the price tags for the most high-value units, and make their stats be overblown and OP, and the girls will be competing for which one has what.

Women would be more interested in 40k if it had more attractive men like Cavill.

Sisters of Battle are fine for self inserts, but shirtless marines and all that would rake in girl nerd money way more than girlboss marines. Lets face it, most women are straigh and they like fit handsome men. I know, shocking. Utterly shocking.

Twilight showed that you can market a product to horny females by having shirtless men all over it.

Shirtless male Custodes figures will get more women into 40K than any Sisters of Battle or female Marines and Custodes ever would.

Girlboss marines is 100% to closested muscle mommy coomers and trannies.

Exactly. Behind that thin shell of virtue hides the ugly truth that they're just as horny as the hentai addicts are.

Why is YouTube putting troons in my algorithm talking about custodes? They should know I block those channels on sight by now.

Because it's a hot-button topic right now.

 

[Male Idiot]

Exactly. Behind that thin shell of virtue hides the ugly truth that they're just as horny as the hentai addicts are.

Not just that. Hentai addicts had already had their nun girls fetish fuel and bdsm eldar. This is definately a tranny specific demand. They want the big tits and the roids both. This is all about trannies and their utter need to be the spotlight hogging hogs they are.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

Gotta be careful with that, the guardsman might also be into CBT.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

One of these things is not like the other

Oh no! George Costanza trooned out.

 

[Fungible penis]

Women would be more interested in 40k if it had more attractive men like Cavill.

When the Sharpe's Rifles series were airing, a lot of the audience were women swooning over the handsome fellows.

Gaunts Ghosts are basically Sharpe in space and would be a huge crossover hit with just a little beefy cheesecake and wise writing.

 

[Exterminatus]

The few depictions of women in Slaanesh cults/stories really go through the wringer

The musician chick existed solely to make “instruments” for Slaanesh’s true chosen, that poor artist girl had her insecurities amplified, the EC turned that guy’s mother into a mirror, the ones from Lord of Excess suffer incredibly, Sabbathiel was gang-tortured for days, the female cultist from the Lucius book had her spinal fluid harvested and the chick from House Devine did not die well.

The big exception is the (many) Mary sues from Fabius’s trilogy.
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Slaanesh exposits the same “strong exist to rule over the week” mindset that Khorne followers go by. It’s the same with Nurgle/Tzeentch being similar rivals

There's also one notable Chaos Sister of Battle, Miriael Sabathiel. She was captured by demon prince of Slaanesh and repeatedly tortured until she eventually broke and chose to become a servant. I think she's only been part of like one short story, but actually survived the ending.

 

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So the CEO of GW apparently just resigned (Edit: This might be the CFO not CEO, can't confirm but heard it on two streams now.)

And the CFO just sold most of their shares

Get woke, go broke?

 

[The tired cat]

So the CEO of GW apparently just resigned (Edit: This might be the CFO not CEO, can't confirm but heard it on two streams now.)

And the CFO just sold most of their shares

Get woke, go broke?

Which CEO? Those guys resign and switch like clockwork. Sounds like maybe the CFO?

 

[East_Clintwood]

Which CEO? Those guys resign and switch like clockwork. Sounds like maybe the CFO?

The CFO, who is also the one who just sold a bunch of shares, announced she was stepping down months ago, but is expected to be around until the end of the year.

For those curious apparently she sold 2/3 of her stock, although whether or not it's a panic sell from Femstodes I personally doubt, probably more related to them leaving anyway

 

[Penne Dreadful]

Which CEO? Those guys resign and switch like clockwork. Sounds like maybe the CFO?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm reasonably confident that the only people to have held the CEO spot since at least the turn of the millennium - I don't recall exactly when Kirby got the title - have been Kirby and Rountree and that Rountree is still in place.