Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Have I missed something here? I feel like I'm losing my mind because as far as I know no one here knows where Josh is moving to just yet.

As I understand it, this trailer thing got started because of null once again expressing mild interest in the possibility (inevitability really) of Josh completely fucking up null's mail, along with the remote possibility of null crowdfunding to buy property for Josh. There's been zero movement on that, but the idea of it got rolled into the prevailing thought that no sane landlord who does due diligence would let him rent an apartment, so there could be a decent possibility that he would be relegated to a trailer park.

Unless I missed something that's more or less how this got rolling and afaik no one here actually knows anything about his next residence, but people have been talking for weeks as if the trailer is practically a done deal.
aNAL told us all about Josh's trailer and how she didn't WANT a trailer but she's not too good to live in Josh's. She assumed that it had already been leaked, as she was in the process of leaking(in more ways than one. Hello slip and slide). She's so dumb she immediately shared as much as she knew. So no, it has nothing to do with Null.
 
I believe trailer ideas came about because Jessica said something like "I'm not telling you guys about the trailer" making it sound like an admittance of a trailer in the works.
Bottom line though is when dealing with retards, tricking them into admitting something that isn't real is very commonplace and highly likely.
 
A trailer in the south ain't so bad, a trailer in fucking Wyoming has to be miserable.
At least tornadoes are basically nonexistent in most of Wyoming, people in the Deep South get seriously fucked up by severe ones on a frequent enough basis to be concerning. The thought of Cobes yelling "goddamnit...STOP" at a tornado and then it suddenly changing direction sparing the trailer is pretty funny though.

If they smell easy blood, especially from a very depressed and shy, social interaction-starved autistic goth - and they have nothing to lose - how fast will they just wait for him to leave the house for whatever reason and pick it completely clean?
I don't know for sure, both of Josh's prior apartments were pretty sketchy and nothing ever happened. More likely I think the trailer park troglodytes will get wind he's getting money from the government and leech off him for food/money/drugs/alcohol.
 
I think it's just as likely that Jessica heard about the trailer from all of us speculating and is just repeating back what she's heard - which is not a lot.
Very plausible... but then again, maybe josh did tell her since he's naive and they're 'dating' or whatever it is they call it. Or maybe josh got a clue and hasn't actually told her anything because he doesn't really trust her. Especially after the "josh's buried treasure" gag from chat.
 
If they smell easy blood, especially from a very depressed and shy, social interaction-starved autistic goth - and they have nothing to lose - how fast will they just wait for him to leave the house for whatever reason and pick it completely clean?
Casper isn't exactly Detroit or East St. Louis.
 
At least tornadoes are basically nonexistent in most of Wyoming, people in the Deep South get seriously fucked up by severe ones on a frequent enough basis to be concerning. The thought of Cobes yelling "goddamnit...STOP" at a tornado and then it suddenly changing direction sparing the trailer is pretty funny though.
GAWDDAMNIT! THAT WAS THE LAST TRAILER I HAAAAAAAAAD!
 
Only one I haven't downloaded to my own lil lolcow stash is Clint's Art as tbh, the guest wasn't as interesting and Clint as a topic is fairly boring when compared to Josh and his rascals.
I would say they're all worth preserving with two notable exceptions:
1) Stephanie interview - she is legitimately a room temp IQ dullard and about as boring as she is dumb

2) the twelve step episode with some mega soy fag from reddit talking about his "personal recovery journey" like anyone in the world gives a shit

Other than that, all SR5K content is quite brilliant
 
. Or maybe josh got a clue and hasn't actually told her anything because he doesn't really trust her.
Doubt. Josh will tell the first fangirl or buddy troll who asks where to send him a bottle of booze. If his address isn't already doxed I imagine it will be day 1.
 
Nobody is looking at Cobes and thinking he must have spare cash to rob. If anything, he’s the sketchy dude they avoid wearing a dog collar waving a wooden dildo around wailing about trolls.
It's kind of like how the best protection against identity theft is a 300 credit score.
 
Nobody is looking at Cobes and thinking he must have spare cash to rob. If anything, he’s the sketchy dude they avoid wearing a dog collar waving a wooden dildo around wailing about trolls.
if/when he does end up exposing where he lives again i imagine the constant police visits would be more than enough to ward away anyone thinking about robbing cobes. its like an accidental circle of protection. that and one NAL visit would scare away even the most desperate criminal.

imagine you are trying to sneak in at night and you just hear NAL screeching in a drunken fury while cobes does his joker laugh because he is watching family guy clips on youtube trying to ignore NAL.
 
Casper isn't exactly Detroit or East St. Louis.
True, but are we really expecting him to just walk into a trailer park flaunting something so valuable like Shon and not get mugged?

It's like the Saunders curse, everyone in that family has to at some point become the sex doll, fun time Felicia with Josh, then Josh with Nal, and now it's fated to be Shon and Daquailus from two trailers away.

Edit: The muse took over
 
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@SeizureRobot5000 Maybe get an Odysee as a place to put your stuff uncensored?
This is a great recommendation, I didn't know about the site until now. I'm going to upload a video to my channel with a quick blurb about what happened and then refer people to the Odysee reupload I'll have up later. Thanks for the helping me find the site, for whatever reason I like this a lot more than rumble.
 
If he's not super proud of his new place or it's very obviously a downgrade it may take some time for Cobra to come to terms with it enough to go live. He may see it as a troll dub if he moves into a shitbox. I expect him to brag regardless to own the trolls.

I've been wondering if he'll ever see Jessica in person again. You know he's going to be broke as shit and hard up and he'd never fund her personally.

There's no subreddit to funnel trolls/piggies to his channel. He won't have piggies dashing him booze anymore, they won't have his address.

Coming off this ban combined with the glassing of the r/ could very well be a return to the financial situation he was in before the most recent bog hovel.

I 100% expect Cobra to be feeling the squeeze. Cigarettes and booze ain't cheap.

It would be great if he was finally forced to recognize that his trolls are his fans and his fans are his trolls. I don't think Cobra or Clint has ever come to terms with this fact. And as shit as r/ was it was indubitably the engine driving his donation economy.

It remains to be seen exact how big of a hit he has taken financially but we should be able to judge based on stream frequency, length, and strength of arm crossing.

The Cobra economy doesn't operate in a vacuum and you know youtube doesn't push his vids.

If he's fucking broke maybe aNAL will move on.
 
Casper isn't exactly Detroit or East St. Louis.
People have a pretty distorted view of Casper because their only lens into it is through the degenerates of the Cobraverse. Like they think it's just dive bars, chain stores, fast food places and section 8 apartments inhabited by boglims. Sure Casper's got its problems, but it seems like a nice small city to live in if you're into that.
 
If he's not super proud of his new place or it's very obviously a downgrade it may take some time for Cobra to come to terms with it enough to go live. He may see it as a troll dub if he moves into a shitbox. I expect him to brag regardless to own the trolls.
He's already bragging about the new place "having a smoking room" and we all see how he treats his apartments. As long as there's no open holes in the walls or ceiling and the lights are always on when needed, he'll see it as a lateral move at worst, if not a slick win because of his newly regained ability to smoke indoors (albeit in one specific "YouTube room")
 
He's already bragging about the new place "having a smoking room" and we all see how he treats his apartments. As long as there's no open holes in the walls or ceiling and the lights are always on when needed, he'll see it as a lateral move at worst, if not a slick win because of his newly regained ability to smoke indoors (albeit in one specific "YouTube room")
Maybe he'll break out the hookah and blowtorch again
 
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