Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

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Iron Jaguar said:
Probably all they can easily find in their size that isn't a floral print, granny dress. Plus, it looks like a schoolgirl's uniform skirt, which would obviously be appealing to an AGP.
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Not for long, it won't. Even with machine set pleats, skirts like that need to be maintained properly. Some polyester fabrics will hold a pleats more or less indefinitely, but the majority of pleated skirts need to be regularly washed and ironed, preferably with a setting agent, or they look like absolute shit. If that isn't possible, they need to go to a dry cleaner. A girl who shows up to school with an unironed uniform will be ruthlessly mocked by all the other girls in exactly the way a girl will be mocked for wearing the wrong shoes outside of school.

Once again a troon is attempting to ape a teenage girl but is doing something no teenage girl would caught dead doing instead. It's all anime and secret crushes and sempai notice me... nothing like reality.
 
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Ser Prize said:
I was getting a cracked tooth fixed at the dentist the other day and I shit you not a full on stereotypical troon walked in. Square flabby middle aged body. Horrible HRT moobs. Gross greasy ass looking hair on a masculine face. The full nine yards. And the kicker? Apparently his name was "Ayla".
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Replying to myself because I managed to track down a picture of this troon.
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Even with the most flattering of selfie angles he still looks like a freak.
 
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Kitty kitty cat said:
Caught one in the wild.
Makeup that no woman would wear? Check
Anime shirt? Check
Juvenile clothes in pink? Check
Bonus.
Maam was 6 foot 5 and had stubble under her bangs, because he apparently had a hairtransplant.
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Can't hide that man forehead and brow even with a hair transplant.
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I was busy all day and needed my fix so I went to the only vape store in town that’s open past 7pm on a Sunday. I was browsing around when I heard the clerk speak to a customer and without looking I could immediately tell it was a man trying to sound like a woman, the customers he’s assisting leave and I look over to see what I can best describe as a corpse in drag. 6 foot with bony hands and limbs and makeup that looked like it was done by a toddler. As I’m being handed the debit machine I look up to see the most horrific rotten smile, dudes teeth were half brown for fucks sake. Anyways I head out to my vehicle and notice the only other car in the lot has bad dragon decals all over it. Shocker.
 
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Iron Jaguar said:
The number of obese women in their early twenties who have blue hair and a cane is quite bemusing. Imagine choosing "obese, Coronation St. Fanclub member, 1970's pensioner" as your aesthetic.
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I vividly recall one of my grandmothers going for a weekly hairdresser appointment for a set and magic silver blue rinse. They did purple back then as well. It was used to cover the yellowing in grey hair. Purple shampoos are still used by many blondes/greys to cover yellowing in the hair.
 
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I was out hanging with the family, having a great time overall, while we were heading back to the car we passed side by side with one ugly motherfucker i am 100% convinced was a tranny, below is an MS paint depiction of what we saw:
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Around 6'5, white but seemengly tanned from the arms, skinny almost anorexic, HUGE hands, hook nose, 5'o clock shadow, very oily and messy brown hair up to the shoulders, red flannel skirt, black boots with a lot of heels, black sports bra and to top it all a fucking navel piercing.
He was walking alongside a seemengly normal woman (who looked very angry just by looking at her face lmao), i didn't hear him talk though.
We passed them and after some distance we all started talking about what we just saw.

This is the first one i see in a long time, so it took me by surprise.
 
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Narcotics said:
I was out hanging with the family, having a great time overall, while we were heading back to the car we passed side by side with one ugly motherfucker i am 100% convinced was a tranny, below is an MS paint depiction of what we saw:
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Aw man, Zach Hadel trooned out? He was my favourite one on OneyPlays!! (:_(
 
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in Utah, some time ago, some derranged cult-y lady by the name of Ruby Franke's son escaped her cult house with duct tape and rope wounds. When police breached the house, there was a daughter at the residence that was malnourished enough to be mistaken as a boy and too traumatized to leave the closet she was in, or speak.

lots of people have questions about the whole situation, but since it involves kids the court documents are super redacted. fortunately for the curious, their oldest son had a twitch stream where he was open to answer any questions (for a measley dollar at that).

i tuned in, but the very first question was 'what do you think of trans people?' and when he gave a milquetoast response, spent time arguing with him about it instead of fucking using the stream to get juicy deets. fuck i hate trans people so much

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ozarka said:
in Utah, some time ago, some derranged cult-y lady by the name of Ruby Franke's son escaped her cult house with duct tape and rope wounds. When police breached the house, there was a daughter at the residence that was malnourished enough to be mistaken as a boy and too traumatized to leave the closet she was in, or speak.

lots of people have questions about the whole situation, but since it involves kids the court documents are super redacted. fortunately for the curious, their oldest son had a twitch stream where he was open to answer any questions (for a measley dollar at that).

i tuned in, but the very first question was 'what do you think of trans people?' and when he gave a milquetoast response, spent time arguing with him about it instead of fucking using the stream to get juicy deets. fuck i hate trans people so much

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A cult in Utah? So it was Mormons?
 
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Went to a city today to do some shopping, was in a game store when I overhear an employee with a distinctly homosexual voice (you know the sort) talking about candles with someone. I have the displeasure of overhearing the line "I've done a lot of weird stuff in hotel rooms, so I know a bit about candles." Gross. I turn around and I spot that textbook shoulder length unbrushed man hair and I know what I'm looking at right away. They then proceed to start loudly talking about Homestuck and I decide I'd rather be anywhere else and leave.

I don't like encountering people like this in real life. These people aren't supposed to exist outside the Internet. I will say that now that I've encountered both what I presume to be an AGP and a HSTS, the latter certainly looked less ghoulish, though he sure made up for it by talking about gay sex at work.
 
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It happened.

I was at an appointment at the women's clinic at a veteran's hospital. He was checking in as I was leaving. 6 foot 4 creature, body of a fridge.

What does he have to gain from a women's health clinic? Yes, I know the real answers, but this shouldn't be allowed. What the hell. I've seen veteran troons before, but it made me mati as hell to see this bumbling creature come in. He was easily a foot taller than all the women (yes, all staff and patients are women) there.
 
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Well, I finally found one in the wild. Not a troon proper, those aren't even rare, but my first True and Honest pooner. It was a megagirthy fat short woman working the coffee shop counter. The first warning sign was the beard (patchy but large coverage area) but the really weird thing was hearing the frog voice in person. It's easily audible on video but actually quiet and difficult to make out in real life, as if half the voice has just been stripped away leaving the breathy, croaky skeleton bare. I had to ask it to repeat itself. The weird thing is that it had its hair in two braids, which doesn't strike me as someone trying to be a convincing man- but why blast yourself with testosterone and fuck up your face and voice if you're not even willing to cut your hair?
 
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I was minding my own business on a train platform today, watching something on my phone. Out of my peripheral vision, I see something moving toward me. I don't look, but I can make out a black skirt and purple blouse. My brain goes, "Huh, must be a troon." I knew that was a bit of a leap, but there was something off about the outfit, and I might have picked up something in the gait. When the person stopped in front of me and addressed me, I looked up and my instinct was confirmed. The troon asked me if this was the train to $city. I confirmed it was, not pointing out the big sign behind me with the city's name on it. I know troons aren't good at reading obvious signs that distinguish two separate and opposite things like train tracks and genders.

Part of me feels a little guilty that I judged someone on nothing more than a glance at their clothing, but a much larger part of me is proud that my troon detection is on point. They could virtualize it and put it on a satellite, it would pinpoint every troon on the globe in a few days.
 
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