Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Amin Yasister]

"Icing on the cake is, her girlfriend transitioned ftm somewhere around 2019. And from what I can tell they're still together".

So a heterosexual couple that cross dress?

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

He's 33? That's not boy-moding, that's man-moding.

That's an interesting way to spin the word "lying", bravo

 

[Otterly]

There really is a pure comedy gold sketch show to be written out of these subreddits. These people spend about 18 hours of every day looking for something, anything to be upset about.

A reboot of The Young Ones set in a modern British university student clubs office could be absolute comedy gold.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Many things to unpack here:

- 15 year old.
- Huge, "WE WILL FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS AT HOME" vibes from mom. I bet you she said whatever because they were texting about it.
- If you don't have the balls to talk about such a huge matter face to face, then you are probably not mature enough to make a decision like that by yourself. Dad needs to step the fuck in.
- "It's hard to explain but I've done all the research". Which is another way of saying: "Source: trust me bro".
- "I don't think it will help you..." answered with "Well I don't give a fuck, it VILL make me happy and I VILL take ze pill"
- "Also please drive me there and make the appointment for me."

 

[Geraldine]

LGBT -- Maybe it works as a political alliance, but ...
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[Candidate No 7]

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Appalled at the clumsiness of these bigots that manage to misgender their valid and beautiful trans friends on the phone.

Remember that when you speak to your valid and beautiful trans friends on the phone, their pronouns are you/you, not you/you. This isn't hard!

 

[Jacques1194]

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Reminds me of this post.TIF wonders why gay men would be such transphobes when they're the LGBTQ2S+ community?

 

[Jhonson the Two]

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Removing the T in LGBT?

Even better if the trash can throw itself away.

 

[Geraldine]

Two phobia posts.

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1) Fear of the other guys' phobias (phobophobia?) at a "cultural lefty" institution.
Definition question -- Is it still "imposter syndrome" if one really is an imposter?
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Not in the way you think lol

So I'm out at work. I don't pass or want to. I'm getting comfortable with the idea of calling myself "butch" after restricting myself from it for a while. I work at a progressive media outlet that wants more queer programming. They want ME to make the queer programming.

I am so flattered, but so shook. I'm so afraid that I'm going to do something wrong and paint a target on my back or somehow embarrass my sisters. There's plenty of reasons I could come up with that I'm not the right one for this position; I have not been "out" very long compared to most people, the nonpassing thing, ... I'm honestly getting more worked up as I write this post so I'm going to try to stop thinking about why my brain says it's a bad idea, lol.

I don't want this to be a bad idea. I'm incredibly flattered that my boss has confidence in me. I'm happy to be in a workplace where my identity is respected. It's just a weird position.

On the one hand, our organization has a lot of older listeners who lean progressive/left but might "not get trans stuff" so I think my boss kinda envisions me making, like, short-form versions of the kind of stuff that Milo Stewart was doing on YouTube back in the 2010s? I have to shoot one this week explaining pronouns and I'm realizing just how uneducated I am. What am I supposed to say about fucking pronouns? I don't want to pull a Contrapoints and say something enbyphobic on the platform I've just been given. Aaaaand I'm realizing that I should take that question to an NB reddit, not the trans girl one lol. Well, learning as I go, I guess!!

I also heard about the fucked up shit going on in the UK where certain media outlets are snooping around in trans spaces looking for transphobic narratives to push as always, and I'm irrationally afraid of being seen as a bad actor, or worse, asking a stupid question and not knowing I should have cut it out, and then getting clipped and having me or someone I care about get targeted by like, a Tim Pool type.

Tl;Dr I am feeling very secure in myself as a woman but flipped out terrified that I will never be a real journalist

Learned a new word -- enbyphobic

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2) For a change of pace, the up side of phobias, tee hee
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[Tragi-Chan]

A reboot of The Young Ones set in a modern British university student clubs office could be absolute comedy gold.

Yeah, but you probably couldn’t get away with having the racist copper actually using the line, “Sorry John, I thought you was a nigger” these days.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Tranny realizes he'll NBAW, part 100.

https://archive.ph/XGtdQ

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The problem with internalized transphobia is that its all true Trigger Warning (self.MtF)

submitted 1 hour ago by [deleted] to r/MtF

Like i am a freak : true
I am a disgusting monster wearing male costume : true
I will never be like cis women no matter how hard i try: true
I gross out society, forget society even closest people to me, and they can never accept me for who i am: true
I have a disability deformity you name it across all my body : true
Everyone thinks we're mentally damaged and nothing wrong with our bodies : maybe true honestly our brains are fucked up and cant be fixed
At this point i really just wish death upon myself to end this misery i wish i could go through killing myself

This story is bullshit, there's no way tranny jannies would suspend someone for reporting anything that even implies that trannies are crazy. In the exceptionally rare case that it's true... nature is healing.

https://archive.ph/BCkIy

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Reddit will ban you for reporting transphobia. (self.trans)

submitted 13 hours ago by TheGayCanuck to r/trans

WARNING: Reddit's transphobic employees will ban YOUR account if you report people for using transphobic slurs.
My 3 year old account was suddenly banned today without warning, and without explanation. I have not posted anything on Reddit for months, nor did any of my posts/comments violate any of Reddit's content policies, or any subreddit policies. I didn't even participate in any NSFW subreddits and primarily used this account to post pictures of (legal) mushrooms and other wildlife....
The only activity on my account over the past three months has been just typical lurking, as well as the occasional report I make against racist, homophobic, or transphobic comments. I often report people for using transphobic slurs. My reports may be someone frequent, but I did not believe I was 'abusing' the system as i was only reporting content that actually violated Reddit's policies against promoting hate. I know i was not abusing the system, because i would frequently receieve responses to my reports saying the content did violate Reddit's policies, and was removed.
An angry mod reported me for "abusing the report button", which apparently means using it for its sole intended purpose, and Reddit has permanently banned my account and denied my appeals.
Is this a joke Reddit?
Hey u/spez . Screw you. Sorry i tried to make your toxic platform a better place and moderate some of the content here for FREE! I hope you enjoy the money I've spent on Reddit premium over the last 3 years. You're a disgusting invidual who has no interest in protecting your community, and ensuring that Reddit doesn't become a cesspool of hate. I guess you're taking one from Elon Musks Twitter playbook and going for a 'free speech at all costs' approach.

Typical cult behavior - encouraging people to sever ties with family, because you've got A New Family! Note the irony of their username "CutTheCult."

https://archive.ph/Z2KQu

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advice on cutting off contact with family Community Only (old.reddit.com)

submitted 12 hours ago by CutTheCult

This is a message I'm planning on sending to the members of my direct/extended family that I haven't spoke with much recently. Is this appropriate? for context, I'm trans and used to be a mormon. the photos will be attached.
"Hi everyone! I'm changing my number in the next couple of days. A lot of things have changed in my life in the last few years, and I am aware that who I am conflicts with a lot of beliefs in the family.
If you are supportive of who I am as a woman and of me having differing views from those of the family, and if you would like to keep in touch, please message me so I can send you my new number.
If you are not supportive of either my gender identity or my differing views, I am aware that many of you may get to a point of change. I would like to let all of you know that my arms are wide open to support anyone who may be looking for it in the future. Let me know if you would like my number.
If you would not like to keep in touch, I would like to thank you for all the good memories and experiences I've had, and I'd like to give you a final update.
I can finally say that I have fully healed from the ptsd and depression I struggled with for ~7 years. I no longer require any form of treatment for these diagnoses, and I show no symptoms. I have also learned much more about myself than I ever allowed myself to know. I am able to fully respect myself and understand my worth. I live with my beautiful partner, Aspen, and she and I are working toward our future. Life is hard, but worth it. I have never been happier.
I love you all -Natalie"

 

[Geraldine]

I'm trans and used to be a mormon.

Jumping from one cult to another -- particularly when raised in a cult -- is not unusual.
Sometimes it's part of a journey towards really getting free.

But in this case he jumped to a cult of no return.

 

[monstrous bubo]

A reboot of The Young Ones set in a modern British university student clubs office could be absolute comedy gold.

Rik as the uber woke ally trying to convince Neil the long hair means he’s trans, and Mike as a transwoman so he can finally get some action (he fails of course). Jerzy Balowski is the foreigner confused by it all. Vyvyan and SPG remain as is.

TIF wonders why gay men would be such transphobes

Just wait til Li’l Pooner gets onto Grindr as part of her exploration of her gender identity.

 

[Positron]

At this point i really just wish death upon myself to end this misery i wish i could go through killing myself

Don't just wish.

 

[Hitman One]

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Any other women who don't get "female" orgasms?
Venting
Been on HRT for 1/2 years now and my orgasms have
honestly been shit since month 3. Like even worse than pre-HRT. Like "'Il need to check if I ejaculated to make sure ifI even had one or imagined it " level of bad. Everyone always talks about how great full body orgasms feel and at this point l'm just sad and frustrated l'Il likely never experience that.
My hormone levels are okay, it's not my libido or trouble getting an errection, I've played around with toys, anal, nipples, different kinds of porn/erotica, different positions with my partner and alone. Literally nothing works. I've given up and honestly it just sucks, because it's robbing me a big part of the joy of sex.

Wtf trannybros???? I fucked around with the system responsible for sexual arousal and now I can't coom???? How could this happen??

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Any other women who don't get "female" orgasms?
Venting
Been on HRT for 1/2 years now and my orgasms have
honestly been shit since month 3. Like even worse than pre-HRT. Like "'Il need to check if I ejaculated to make sure ifI even had one or imagined it " level of bad. Everyone always talks about how great full body orgasms feel and at this point l'm just sad and frustrated l'Il likely never experience that.
My hormone levels are okay, it's not my libido or trouble getting an errection, I've played around with toys, anal, nipples, different kinds of porn/erotica, different positions with my partner and alone. Literally nothing works. I've given up and honestly it just sucks, because it's robbing me a big part of the joy of sex.

Wtf trannybros???? I fucked around with the system responsible for sexual arousal and now I can't coom???? How could this happen??

It must feel like such a monkey’s paw wish when coomers troon out.

 

[Marche]

It must feel like such a monkey’s paw wish when coomers troon out.

It baffles me how so many are willing to chop their dick off.

 

[Vect]

If I wanted to put on a tinfoil hat I'd say it's because Troons are trying to gaslight people into thinking Troon looking "women" are the norm, they always complain normal people won't date them, it's like they're trying to make Troonified rape hons the "new normal."
Tinfoil hat off, it's because a lot of these developers are Troons themselves and seeing actual women just makes them angry and resentful that they are constantly confronted with the fact they are men.

Remember it isn't trannies that have been pushing this idea that there should be no beautiful women in video games, it's women. Feminists have long complained of women being sexualized in video games, either for highlighting unrealistic standards or for objectifying them, and this recent push for 'realistic' women is to address that. If coomer trannies were designing a female character I'd actually think they'd be quite happy to make them as sexy as possible because they can live through them as fictive creations, not examples of unattainable reality.

A reboot of The Young Ones set in a modern British university student clubs office could be absolute comedy gold.

We know who'd go full troon.

Rik: (pouts) Why do you hate me?
Vyvyan: Because you're an ugly berk in a dress.
Rik: Transphobia! Bigotry! I always knew you were a pawn of the patriarchy! Why don't you drop the act and join the pigs, you sniveling little Nazi! Why don't you just show your true colors and go out into the street in your jackboots and your truncheons start beating us to death, fascist!
Vyvyan: That's a fantastic idea! (slams Rik's head through the table)
Neil: Aw, Vyv, that was my nan's old table, man.
Mike: He's right, Vyv. This sort of uncivilized violence I cannot tolerate. What is there otherwise that sets aside from the barbarians? Besides...there's perfectly good rope under the sink.
Vyvyan: Very good thinking, Michael!
Rik: (nose bleeding) Glad to see you endorsing the fascist patriarchy, Mike. (Vyvyan ties a rope around Rik's neck)
Mike: What can I say, they make a compelling case.

LGBT -- Maybe it works as a political alliance, but ...

That kind of thinking isn't a trans-specific thing, but I always envy the gall of people who have the privilege of being able to 'choose' the enablers friends they get to have.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

We know who'd go full troon.

Rik: (pouts) Why do you hate me?
Vyvyan: Because you're an ugly berk in a dress.
Rik: Transphobia! Bigotry! I always knew you were a pawn of the patriarchy! Why don't you drop the act and join the pigs, you sniveling little Nazi! Why don't you just show your true colors and go out into the street in your jackboots and your truncheons start beating us to death, fascist!
Vyvyan: That's a fantastic idea! (slams Rik's head through the table)
Neil: Aw, Vyv, that was my nan's old table, man.
Mike: He's right, Vyv. This sort of uncivilized violence I cannot tolerate. What is there otherwise that sets aside from the barbarians? Besides...there's perfectly good rope under the sink.
Vyvyan: Very good thinking, Michael!
Rik: (nose bleeding) Glad to see you endorsing the fascist patriarchy, Mike. (Vyvyan ties a rope around Rik's neck)
Mike: What can I say, they make a compelling case.

This actually made me really sad. I miss Rik Mayall so much.

On a semi-related note, anybody remember this bit from Bottom, with Eddie pretending to be a True and Honest lesbian to try and pick up women? If only they'd known, back in the day, how things would turn out in the real world...

 

[GenociderSyo]

Not sure exactly what the players are here but shes really pissed at Candace Owens stating that kids are too young to transition because if you still believe in santa how can you understand transition.